Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Darkdragon]

FDR - Was he just faking it?

Why don't more schools have a 43-man squamish team?

[Tiger_T]

How do you rid a bad rash?

Do you like the new cherry 7up?

What should I get the Joker for Secret Santa at Arkaham?

How many box tops does it take to get the super spy camera?

Sit it out and drink lots of fluid.

Haven't tried it yet.

Preferably something harmless.

It should be written on the rebate booklet. On page two, right beneath the 'inflatable washing machine' coupon.

How many box tops does it take to get the super spy camera?

How will I remain warm if he collects them all?

Spy cams are warm?

FDR - Was he just faking it?

Why don't more schools have a 43-man squamish team?

You'll have to provide us with information about who 'he' is, to prevent accidental mix-ups.
(Second name, House number, Social security number, Credit Card ratings - those kind of things, you know. )

Many pupils dislike learning all those rules.

[Darkdragon]

Don't you know? He was president of the United States of America.

What are the APFs' opinions on astrology?

[Azlan]

Don't you know? He was president of the United States of America.

What are the APFs' opinions on astrology?

Watch the stars... they come from the stars!

[Darkdragon]

Is there any pie left?

Have you stopped eating your young yet?

[Tiger_T]

Is there any pie left?

Have you stopped eating your young yet?

But... Young Fresh pies are the bestest!

[ShadesFox]

...
Tiger, what are these pies you keep giving me? And why is Azzie grinning like an idiot?

[Tiger_T]

If you don't want them, you could give some to Darkdragon who asked about them.
Azlan is just stargazing.

[e_voyager]

it's been so long i've forgotten what i meant by vastly Superior but now i'm wondering what is the deal with the Jedi squirrels ?

[ShadesFox]

it's been so long i've forgotten what i meant by vastly Superior but now i'm wondering what is the deal with the Jedi squirrels ?

They are mean and talentless hacks, just like every other jedi.  Really.  Stupid third rate mystic knights. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Are Cheddar Monks any better?

[e_voyager]

the invisible friend game seems to be dead. how do i/ we revive it?

[Gabi]

Are Cheddar Monks any better?

No.

the invisible friend game seems to be dead. how do i/ we revive it?

Get more people to join! And while you're at it, you can join/get people to join CCC too.

[Darkdragon]

What's CCC?

[Lushin]

Calm, Cool, Collective

[Magic]

If artificial neural networks with the polymorphic encryption to protect them,and nanoengineering to make them maintenance free existed; Who will move his consciousness into the machine and become APFDAN (All Purpose Fox Data-Access Network)  first, Shadesfox or Azlan?

[Paladin Sheppard]

What is the Ephrael Collective?

[Lushin]

If artificial neural networks with the polymorphic encryption to protect them,and nanoengineering to make them maintenance free existed; Who will move his consciousness into the machine and become APFDAN (All Purpose Fox Data-Access Network)  first, Shadesfox or Azlan?

Neither they both don't like computers that much.

What is the Ephrael Collective?

How did you hear about that? You must be dealt with now.

[ShadesFox]

If artificial neural networks with the polymorphic encryption to protect them,and nanoengineering to make them maintenance free existed; Who will move his consciousness into the machine and become APFDAN (All Purpose Fox Data-Access Network)  first, Shadesfox or Azlan?

Neither they both don't like computers that much.

... So you say about the guy who's job right now is 'dicking with supercomputers'. 

Still, what you have to remember is that space and time warp and appear differently to all viewers.  Thus, while in one reference frame Azlan is first, in others ShadesFox is first.  However, in all references frames the fact that ShadesFox is giving Azlan the finger is a constant.

What is the Ephrael Collective?

How did you hear about that? You must be dealt with now.

Wait I thought that the collective was a pile of plush Eph....
...
Oh...
Yea the APF body trench is by the pond, you can't miss it.

[Gabi]

How did Magic guess that I wouldn't want to do it?

[e_voyager]

Should i start a new Invisible friend thread to try and drum up interest ?

[Darkdragon]

Given that civilizational advancement follows the law of accelerating returns, and the development of computational power available follows Moore's law, at what point would human beings finally surpass the limitations imposed by biology and by then, would those of a less ephemeral nature finally have learnt to be transcendent of the laws which binds beings to this partly universe plane?

Where would the denizens of this gracious forum be then?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Where would the denizens of this gracious forum be then?

... And would it be possible to tell the difference between where they are currently, in their mother's basement eating cheetos?

[Gabi]

Should i start a new Invisible friend thread to try and drum up interest ?

I suggest you ask llearch whether it is best to start a new thread or revive the old one. In any case, we need to find players. Talking to people in chatrooms or by IM may help.

Given that civilizational advancement follows the law of accelerating returns, and the development of computational power available follows Moore's law, at what point would human beings finally surpass the limitations imposed by biology and by then, would those of a less ephemeral nature finally have learnt to be transcendent of the laws which binds beings to this partly universe plane?

Where would the denizens of this gracious forum be then?

Even accepting those two laws as axioms, you should realize there's no connection between them and your proposed conclusion. I suggest you familiarize yourself with the concept of logical deduction and read the details of the works you're citing before jumping to conclusions. Science fiction is nice and all, but you must remember it's a form of art, not science (and that's probably be a good thing, reading stories is a lot more fun than reading scientific papers). Entertain yourself with those stories, but don't trust their inference methods, nor the alleged 'facts' they present.

Where would the denizens of this gracious forum be then?

... And would it be possible to tell the difference between where they are currently, in their mother's basement eating cheetos?

My mother doesn't even have a basement, and I am a forumite. That makes it impossible for all forumites to be in the situation you describe. There's an example of logical deduction.

And here's its formulation in firtst-order logic.



Assuming that the axioms are true (and I trust they are, but in the event that any foumite does have more than one mother it can still be fixed by replacing that axiom by the fact that I only have one), you can prove that the assertion is unsatisfiable.

I cropped the Cheetos part because it would only be adding an extra clause to an already unsatisfiable set.

[Darkdragon]

Yeah, I wasn't completely awake when I wrote that. >.>

Ray Kruzweil wrote a book on how the law of accelerating returns would help humans transcend biology. The last clause is a bit of tangential.

How do I appear coherent even under duress?

[Gabi]

Yeah, I wasn't completely awake when I wrote that. >.>

Ray Kruzweil wrote a book on how the law of accelerating returns would help humans transcend biology. The last clause is a bit of tangential.

How do I appear coherent even under duress?

Highly developed speech skills.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

How does one revive a stalled RP?

[Gabi]

Get all the players back together, then post.

[Mao]

How does one stall a revived RP?

[ShadesFox]

First step, you join it.  Then you post stupid plans, say that you do things that make no sense in the context of  the RP, ignore all the history of the RP, and over all ruin the fun of everyone involved.