Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Darkdragon]

How do the APF's assign punishments given to whose who disobey the rules of the thread?

[VSMIT]

What is it with Shades's fixation on fire?

[Azlan]

How do the APF's assign punishments given to whose who disobey the rules of the thread?

By rote and ritual... well, actually there is this big board and we have these darts...

What is it with Shades's fixation on fire?

The better question I have is why is VSMIT on fire?  We know why don't we children?

[Darkdragon]

Has anyone seen my bloody fountain pen?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Think firebomb.

. o O ( "BOOOM!" ) ?

[Gabi]

Has anyone seen my bloody fountain pen?

I'm sure you at least must have seen it. And the person who sold it to you, and quite possibly some of the people involved in its production.

Think firebomb.

. o O ( "BOOOM!" ) ?

Yes, something like that.

[Mao]

.. I can haz firebomb?

[ShadesFox]

.. I can haz firebomb?

*Hands Mao a firebomb.  Complete with timer!  It is ticking.*

[Draken]

Do you have any relation with the "RJ that Knows Stuff"?   And where do you get them bombs from?

[ShadesFox]

Do you have any relation with the "RJ that Knows Stuff"?   And where do you get them bombs from?

I know of an RJ, does not seem to hang out around here anymore.  Either way, no, no relation.

And the provider of bombs is an evil fox secret.

[Lisky]

Shades, do you have any idea how hard it is to treat a burn victim?!

[ShadesFox]

Shades, do you have any idea how hard it is to treat a burn victim?!

*Sets Basilisk on fire* Let's find out

[Draken]

Why is it that you seem to have a physically abusive nature towards those that ask perfectly normal, reasonable questions?   

[ShadesFox]

Why is it that you seem to have a physically abusive nature towards those that ask perfectly normal, reasonable questions?  

*Picks up Draken in his arms and cuddles him like a baby*
Because it would be very creepy if I were loving and affectionate towards people asking questions.

[Draken]

*brrrrrrrrrr*  Duely noted   

so will you return to your normal mayhem now?

[ShadesFox]

Maybe

[Darkdragon]

How many sadists live in Turkey?

[Mao]

What lurks beneath?

[Angel]

In the comic I'm working on, I came up with a lot of my characters' names by looking through a word search I'd received in French class and circling random bunches of letters that sounded cool when you said them aloud. Thing is, upon Googling a few of these seemingly random words, some results came up in other languages. Can you think of any legal issues involved in this situation?

[Darkdragon]

Which languages would these results be in? (Although I can't fathom why it would be an issue, as most names have a deeper meaning in some language)

What is in this suspicious package which arrived at my doorstep this morn?

[Tiger_T]

Contrary to popular belief, neither do apples. Both my parents are medical doctors and I've seen them eat them.

Just to keep the competition down...

How many sadists live in Turkey?

5%

What lurks beneath?

A Troll.

In the comic I'm working on, I came up with a lot of my characters' names by looking through a word search I'd received in French class and circling random bunches of letters that sounded cool when you said them aloud. Thing is, upon Googling a few of these seemingly random words, some results came up in other languages. Can you think of any legal issues involved in this situation?

Should be okay as long as it isn't anything trademarked or somesuch.

Which languages would these results be in? (Although I can't fathom why it would be an issue, as most names have a deeper meaning in some language)

What is in this suspicious package which arrived at my doorstep this morn?

Chinese, Swahili and Ancient Greek.
You got it? Oh, good. Have a look inside. I dare you. Heh hehe hehehe

[Darkdragon]

Would it explode if I poked it with a stick?

[Lisky]

who keeps calling and texting me at like 3am on friday nights/saturday mornings?

[Tiger_T]

Would it explode if I poked it with a stick?

Why don't you just try and find out.

who keeps calling and texting me at like 3am on friday nights/saturday mornings?

Oh, that would probably be Bob. He "likes" you.  

[Lisky]

does bob have a very feminine voice, and have a bizzare obsession with trying to steal my bottle opener belt buckle?

[Darkdragon]

Ok, my curiosity got the better of me. It's amazing! Where did you get the money to send something like this overseas? (Or, for the matter of fact, know of my address? >.>)

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Why do all modern versions of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" change the fifth stanza?

[ShadesFox]

does bob have a very feminine voice, and have a bizzare obsession with trying to steal my bottle opener belt buckle?

Bob is obviously just a figment of your imagination.  One which has a very feminine voice.  And wants you in an escape pod.

Ok, my curiosity got the better of me. It's amazing! Where did you get the money to send something like this overseas? (Or, for the matter of fact, know of my address? >.>)

The AP organization has its tendrils far and wide.  We cross the dimensional barrier and even occupy the area between spaces.

Why do all modern versions of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" change the fifth stanza?

I usually change the whole thing.
"My eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the boards..."

[Darkdragon]

Oh, how does your sister fare with her new job?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"My eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the boards..."

Ah, you've been on these forums?