Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Darkdragon]

Who should I blame for disappearing paperwork?

[Tiger_T]

Make a list with everyone who could be able to access said paperwork. Distribute blame evenly.

[Angel]

I know some stereotypes are based on truth, but how can you tell when they aren't?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Make a list with everyone who could be able to access said paperwork. Distribute blame evenly.

Wouldn't the culprit just steal the list before you could start blaming people?

[Tiger_T]

I know some stereotypes are based on truth, but how can you tell when they aren't?

Throughoutly scrutinizing the topic in question will sooner or later uncover its content of truth.

Make a list with everyone who could be able to access said paperwork. Distribute blame evenly.

Wouldn't the culprit just steal the list before you could start blaming people?

D'Ah. You'll have to make a mental list, naturally. 

[Zedd]

Sweet and Sour or Hot and Spicy?

High road or the Low road?

Why would you walk those 500 miles?

How do you know when you feel like a nut?

[Jairus]

Why is the Caramelldansen so damned catchy?

[Darkdragon]

Does heat induce drowsiness and why (not)?

[Gabi]

Sweet and Sour or Hot and Spicy?

High road or the Low road?

Why would you walk those 500 miles?

How do you know when you feel like a nut?

It depends on the moment.

It depends on where you're going.

That's too long to walk all at once, but I'm sure I've walked more than that in my lifetime, so I'll say... for whatever reason anyone would walk.

I never feel like a nut.

Why is the Caramelldansen so damned catchy?

It's repetitive. I don't find it catchy, but some songs become catchy by sheer repetition.

Does heat induce drowsiness and why (not)?

It does, as it reduces your blood pressure (or mine, at least; it doesn't have the same effect on everyone).

[Mao]

Is my trainer out to kill me?

[Tiger_T]

Sure. But don't let him know you know it. That'd leave him no option other than to advance his plan unreasonably fast.

[Tiger_T]

Why's it so quiet in here all of a sudden?

[Mao]

Why's it so quiet in here all of a sudden?

People ran out of questions to ask.

Why am I answering a question in this thread?

[ShadesFox]

Because you like PAIN
*sets Mao on fire*

Now scream for me.

On the topic, I'm not sure.  It seems to me that the problem is that The Area as a forum is populated by the same few handful of folk.  I miss the good old days on the nice when the APF thread was just on the main DMFA forum.

*looks at the burning Mao*

Oh quite your squirming.  It isn't that hot.

[Mao]

...I'm not squirming from pain....

What do you think I'm actually squirming of... and for that matter.. what are you doing this weekend?

[Tiger_T]

I miss the good old days on the nice when the APF thread was just on the main DMFA forum.

Me too.
*sigh*
Hands ShadesFox a stick and some marshmallows and roasts one himself over the still squirming Mao.

...I'm not squirming from pain....

What do you think I'm actually squirming of... and for that matter.. what are you doing this weekend?

You know, It might have to do with those magic fireants you've got on you there.
As for the pain...
*teases the fireants a bit*
Just wait for it.

This weekend?
If it's getting interesting enough, I might just stay here and watch you some more.

[Mao]

Woooo!

Hey, why do you think that people haven't posted here in a while?

[Jairus]

In your own words, what was the significance of Louis and Clark's expedition to the Pacific?

[Roureem Egas]

Woooo!

Hey, why do you think that people haven't posted here in a while?

Maybe a prompt is needed once in a while during the lulls.

In your own words, what was the significance of Louis and Clark's expedition to the Pacific?

Oh my god. Is that a Calvin and Hobbes reference?

[Jairus]

In your own words, what was the significance of Louis and Clark's expedition to the Pacific?

Oh my god. Is that a Calvin and Hobbes reference?

Maybe. So what if it is? That was the first comic series I ever read. I was younger than Calvin when I started reading it.

[Mao]

Is Jairus an All Purpose Roo-rat?

[Slowtini]

Is Mao Un-Useless?

[Darkdragon]

How do you get your professor to cancel class?

[ShadesFox]

Maybe. So what if it is? That was the first comic series I ever read. I was younger than Calvin when I started reading it.

There are 4 phrases in there, and only one is a question.  And the answer to that question is, 'it doesn't matter, you burn all the same'.  Thus, flame on.
*sets Jairus on fire*

Is Jairus an All Purpose Roo-rat?

The AP list is classified, in spite of being on page one.  Thus, the penalty of asking for classified information is being bludgeoned with a flaming roo-rat.
*Picks up Jairus and beats Mao with him*

Is Mao Un-Useless?

Either up or down.

How do you get your professor to cancel class?

It is generally harder to get the professor to cancel a class then it is to get university shut down...

[Slowtini]

Will it blend?

[VSMIT]

Better question:  Will it float?

[Mao]

Do we all float down here?

Wait... did you just turn Jairus into a flailing flamer?

[Tiger_T]

Will it blend?

Yes.

Better question:  Will it float?

Until it's blended.

Do we all float down here?

Wait... did you just turn Jairus into a flailing flamer?

Some more than others.
Nope. It's 'flaming roo-rat'.
Aah, that's our Shades; always so comforting.

[Darkdragon]

If I ever have to write a composition describing a hero, can I choose the APFs?

[Model Omega]

Why do PC's have such a bad reputation?