Ask the All Purpose Fox - Enterprise!

[Mao]

Where is the land of nom?

[Slowtini]

Where can I find a gold scepter, limestone powder, the blood of a peach, and six incense candles at 4:30 in the morning?

[Gabi]

Where is the land of nom?

In Shades's stomach. He ate it.

Where can I find a gold scepter, limestone powder, the blood of a peach, and six incense candles at 4:30 in the morning?

Have you tried Google?

[Azlan]

Oh, Gabi!  Haven't talked to her in awhile... there's a smallish werewolf with lucky claw that sends his regards to a certain clerical vixen.  Rawr

Where is the land of nom?

Opposite the dnal fo mon.

[Mao]

Why do I have two different answers to one question?

[VSMIT]

Why do I have two different questions to one answer?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Why do I have two different answers to one question?

Herring!

Why do I have two different questions to one answer?

Banana!

*douses self in petrol, looks expectant*

[Mao]

*hugs llearch and then lights and drops a match inbetween them*  Yay!  Human candles!

Wait.. was I supposed to do that?

[Roureem Egas]

Why do I have two different answers to one question?

You got a second opinion! Now isn't that nice?

Why do I have two different questions to one answer?

...what?

Why do I have two different answers to one question?

Herring!

Why do I have two different questions to one answer?

Banana!

*douses self in petrol, looks expectant*

Hey, I could have sold that on eBay used that for something. Now I gotta run down to the hardware store. Thanks a lot Boxy.

*Psst. Someone else will have to set you on fire.*

*hugs llearch and then lights and drops a match inbetween them*  Yay!  Human candles!

Wait.. was I supposed to do that?

If you like being a black, smelly mess. Now don't touch me.

[Slowtini]

One of my friends gave me a tentacle monster for christmas...

What do I do with it?

I don't even know what they EAT.

[Gabi]

Tentacle monsters will eat just about anything. Treat it with care, teach it proper manners and you'll have a loyal friend.

Note: I'm assuming you're talking about this kind of tentacle monster.



If it's another kind, please be more specific.

[Slowtini]

Yeah, that's the kind she gave me.

Would it appreciate a top-hat, and a monocle?

[Kenji]

Yeah, that's the kind she gave me.

Would it appreciate a top-hat, and a monocle?

No, but I hear they love being purple and being given ray guns.

[Slowtini]

Not sure I could do much with the purple deal, he(she?) is sort of a bluish-black color.

Where could I get a ray-gun though?

[Azlan]

Not sure I could do much with the purple deal, he(she?) is sort of a bluish-black color.

Where could I get a ray-gun though?

We sell used ray-guns at fairly cheap prices.  Some are even nuclear powered for that extra little bit of atomic fallout fun.

[Mao]

Is it really a secret Azlan?

[Kenji]

Is it really a secret Azlan?

It will be once you're out of the picture.

[Lisky]

What the hell did i do on my 21st birthday after i left the bar, but before i woke up at my friend's apartment?

[Darkdragon]

Kore wa himitsu ka?

[Azlan]

What the hell did i do on my 21st birthday after i left the bar, but before i woke up at my friend's apartment?

The horse was happy.

Kore wa himitsu ka?

Koko de henji dekimasen.

Now, no more, it's against the rules.

[Darkdragon]

What?

[Tiger_T]

Surely you've read the rules carefully when you joined the forum.
It's under Rule VIII.
(You see the little buttons on top; right atop the "News: xxxxx yyyyyy zzzzz" -bar? Of course you do. Click on rules and re-read Rule 8. )

For bonus points, read rule X as well. ;-]
  -- llearch

[Caswin]

What is the plural of the word "Nictarl"?

[Tiger_T]

Since it's the name for a species, I'd say it's Nictarls

[Jairus]

Wouldn't "Nictari" properly be the plural form, with "Nictaris" the singular?

[Gabi]

No, because then "Nictarl" wouldn't be a word at all.

[Tiger_T]

Yeah, you're mis-reading.
Caswin asked for the plural for NICTARL.
reference link

[Mao]

Given the choice is it better to be rich and never work, or work and never be rich?

[Jairus]

What was your favorite toy as a child?

Also, why don't chicken breasts have nipples?

[Lushin]

Given the choice is it better to be rich and never work, or work and never be rich?

I would say work and never be rich.. People who are rich and never work tend to not realize how life is really is.

What was your favorite toy as a child?

Also, why don't chicken breasts have nipples?

G.I. Joe

Cause they aren't Mammals. They don't nurse their young like mammals do.