The ban game, v03

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not realising he's already got something in common with Ren Hoek.

[e_voyager]

llearch n'n'daCorna is banned for having more post then a mini-max has power

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned for pointing out llearch's postcount min-maxing.

[yakanaj]

e_voyager is banned because I've never met a cake that could lie.

[e_voyager]

yakanaj is banned for confusing me and mister lee.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for causing much confusion, even though it was not his intent (or was it?).

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for ending his ban with a question.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned for not understanding the subtitles of Ren's ban

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for understanding them.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for Pony!

[e_voyager]

llearch is banned for kenji's sake. whatever that means

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned with an oxidizing agent.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo Lee is banned in a massive conflagration, due to his use of oxidation.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog was banned while I was extinguishing the fire with liquid helium.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for having liquid helium and not telling me.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo Lee is banned for not fusing helium and becoming a main sequence star.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for trying to start the construction of an artificial star without the authorisation of the Pan-Galactic Council.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for following policy.  All the cool kids are nonconformist, you know.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because it is not about following policy, it is about upholding Law and Order in the galaxy. Screw the coolness, I have rules!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned because he is not above the law, he is the law!

[gh0st]

learch is banned because he is so far under the law that he is banned under all the pressure.

[Ren Gaulen]

Gh0st is banned for missing an opportunity to sing a verse or two from "Under Pressure" by Queen while delivering his own ban.
*sings*
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure - that brings a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
*gets some random stuff thrown at him to make him stop*

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned for singing.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned for banning Ren for singing.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for not singing together with me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for singing off-key without a licence. And earplugs for all the people who are listening.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for handing out earplugs that aren't one-size-fits-all.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo and Llearch are banned for trying to spread the earplugs among the audience. Listen to my song!!

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because...

...we will not listen to your song.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because you cannot escape from my song.
BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!

When the giants of Heaven forsake the Earth
I'm gonna ban you for all that you're worth
With the keyboard of Zeus and my golden throat
I'm gonna ban you, and send you afloat!
Whether you pillage the Earth or the Sea -
I'm gonna ban you -
This I guarantee!!!

BA-A-A-A-A-A-AN CA-ASTER!!!!
Now, EPIC HEADBANGING!!!