The ban game, v03

[Ren Gaulen]

Very well, Ryudo! You receive a well deserved ban to the head! Enjoy.

Edit:
The original game is here.
The second thread is here.

The rules are:
Ban the person who posted before you.
Provide a reason.
Be amusing.
Don't take it personally, it's just a game.

  --  llearch

[Ryudo Lee]

You missed.  Ban to the head, Ren! *Thunk*

[e_voyager]

The lesson is clear one must always strike first and have good aim. ban to the head Ryudo Lee.

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned for his wisdom.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned so that he would have more time to learn from E_voyager.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the dreamland lord.

[e_voyager]

Aiyno is banned to dream land where he'll have to deal with kirby and king of dream land both

[VSMIT]

e is banned for bringing up Kirby.

[e_voyager]

VSMIT is banned for using the  punk kirby smiley

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned for dissing the punk kirby smiley.  Everyone loves the punk kirby smiley.  Well, except you of course.   

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because Bizarro Trawn is better.
And the fact that he is armed with a rocket launcher from "Quake 3" makes him even more awesome.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by a group of G-Men for reasons that shall remain classified.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I have defeated G-men's Briefcases of Doom and escaped through the portal.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because you can never escape the G-Man.  He'll always know where you are and how to get to you. Time to wake up mister Gaulen.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to ban Ryudo Lee."

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned in retaliation.

[Angel]

Ryudo Lee is banned because an eye for an eye will make the world go blind.

[VSMIT]

Black_angel is banned because eye for an eye doesn't necessarily mean taking eyes...
Taking their money and worldly possessions works too.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned so that he wouldn't be able to take Black_angel's money and worldly possessions.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned so I can take his money and wordly possessions.

[Ren Gaulen]

What? You were trying to take my possessions while I was away? That is stealing! And stealing is Evil, Ryudo! That is why I must ban you, for I am the Sword That Bans Evil!!
DAIZENGAR! CHESTOOOOO!!! *sounds of much banning*
There is no Evil that cannot be cleaved by me!
(Gets beaten by Zengar moments later for stealing Daizengar)

[meany]

Ren is banned for telling horrible, horrible lies.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany is banned for jumping out of nowhere and startling me. Don't do that again, please.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for beaing easily startled.

[meany]

Ryudo est exclu pour être trop gentil au poisson.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany is banned for .... the other gentle fish?

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned using the fish slapping dance.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned, because it seems to amuse the lungfishes. What are the lungfishes doing here, anyway??

[meany]

Ren est interdit parce que le poisson de poumon n'est ici pour aucune raison apparente.

[Angel]

Monsieur Méchant est interdit parce que j'ai compris ce qu'il a tapé sans traducteur.