The ban game, v03

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for referencing something I've not seen.

[yakanaj]

Valynth is banned because they've not seen whatever it is they've not seen.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yakanaj is banned for not recognising the catch-cry of Dune, the classic science fiction space opera, by Frank Herbert.

[Ren Gaulen]

For recognizing the reference Llearch gets a free ride on a sandworm and a ban.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned with a thumper. And a half a cup of the water of life.

[Ren Gaulen]

Llearch is banned with a gom jabbar for trying to ban me with a thumper. How do you ban someone with a thumper?!?

[Ryudo Lee]

Easy, you tie them to the thumper and wait for the banworm to do his thing.  By the way, that's how we're banning you, Ren.

[Ren Gaulen]

I repel the banworm by throwing water balloons at it, and then attach an activated personal shield to Ryudo so that the worm will chase and ban him.

[Ryudo Lee]

Dude.  Not cool.  You're banned for that.

[Ren Gaulen]

Screw the coolness, I have green hair! And you have a ban, Ryudo. You have no chance to avoid it. It is inevitable.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen has no chance to survive. Make your time. You have been banned.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for unspeakable reasons.

[yakanaj]

I have seen Dune, Just not for a few years - thus missing the quote. But Ryudo Lee is banned because I can.

[Ryudo Lee]

yakanaj is banned because so can I.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned on a whim. Just like that. For no apparent reason.   

[yakanaj]

Ren is banned because I have Gobstobers! 

[Ren Gaulen]

Yakanaj is banned because I don't!

[Angel]

Ren is banned by some rebel teenagers. Damn those rebel teenagers.

[yakanaj]

Black_angel is banned because teenyboppers are worse than any rebel teenager.   

[e_voyager]

yakanaj is banned for being more lucky then i am.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned for being less lucky than Yakanaj is.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for quantifying e_voyager's luck.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because his luck has run out! He did not stand a ghost of a chance.

[Cogidubnus]

My hair is banning Ren Gaulen for not placing enough importance on his hair.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I still have green hair, but what's more important, my voice gives me super strength!

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for using a megaphone to strengthen his voice.

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo is banned because I thought that voice was dead anyway.

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned because it was meant to be.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo Lee is banned because it wasn't meant to be, for all that he really thinks that it is.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for using an improper grade of cardboard.