The ban game, v03

[Ryudo Lee]

Cog is banned for correcting me.

Ren is banned for ninja'ing me.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because it was not me who ninja'ed him. It was the BANNINGCOPTER.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned, and we're taking away his metal boxes BANNINGCOPTER also.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for attempting to take away my metal boxes Rhino APCs. And I have acquired a Standard Template Construct to build BANNINGCOPTERS, so all your efforts are meaningless.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned for making peoples effort meaningless

[Ren Gaulen]

Deeds' is banned because this ban of mine glows with an awesome power! Its loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My ban, my anger, and MORE OF MY ANGER!!! DIVINE BURNING BAAAAAAAN!!!

[Raffe]

Ren is banned because his hand is on fire

[Cogidubnus]

Deebs is banned because he clearly forgot that, as Ren has green hair, the rules don't apply to him.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because this hand of mine is Burning South!!..

This weird thing is going to grasp victory! Burning South Headbutt!!!

..Seriously, why the hell is there an old guy's head attached to the back of my hand?!.. Who did it? SCIENCE?!!

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because it wasn't science.  It was scientology.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by science
Ryudo is banned by xenu

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned for allying himself with treacherous xenos. The Empress does not approve.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by his precious empress

[Ren Gaulen]

I face my ban with no regrets, for it is better to be banned for the Empress than to live for yourself. BUT EVEN IN BAN I STILL SERVE! BANCASTER!!!
Deebs' is banned along with me.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned for bringing me down with him

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by a squadron of NOD Ban-Shees.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by a tiberium field

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned because... aaaaaaaw, sh!t, I dropped a matchAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!! I'M BURNINATING!!!!!!
*Ren was banned in a random explosion of a blue tiberium field; meanwhile, Deebs' was banned by a stray Hunter-Seeker*

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for confusing banning with death.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned because no matter how many times I die, the Empress always brings be back. There will be no death for me, for my service to Her is eternal. Even in death I still serve (a bit like captain Joshua Oswald here).

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because eternal existence is pretty horrible after the fist trillion years

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because I've got nerves of steel.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen also has a ban. ;-]

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned for being a professional cynic.

[Raffe]

VSMIT is banned by Viggo Mortensen

[Angel]

DS is banned by Elijah Wood for sounding too much like a game system.

[Valynth]

Black Angel is banned for using and modifying my ban.

[Raffe]

Valynth is banned by Go-Gaia (crazy kids nowadays... )

[Ren Gaulen]

Deeds' is banned because I've got bans of steel! (thanks to llearch...)

[Valynth]

Ren is banned because mine are made of a higher quality steel.