The ban game, v03

[Raffe]

Valynth is banned with a hammer

[Darkdragon]

Deebs' is banned for attempting to violate Rule IX, Section A.

[Raffe]

Darkdragon is also banned with a hammer

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned with a war hammer. And a war nail.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned with a maul

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned with a Darth Maul.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by the Schwartz

[Ren Gaulen]

Schwartz?.. Deebs'...
                              ...your ban shall be legendary.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren, your ban will not be legendary.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo... Your bannination is at hand...

LISTEN TO MY SONG!

I fly a gigantic monster
I am captain, evil stopper
I get to wear big black helmets
I pilot the BANNINGCOPTER

I am likely to find
For my failure to fly
That I will be banned
For not banning you
Cause that is my job
BANNINGCOPTER!

You'll most likely be banned
By the hands of my arm
When I come and fly and
Deliver your ban
With the front
Of my BANNINGCOPTER!

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because while he was busy singing like a fool, I got away. 

[Ren Gaulen]

CURSES! Foiled again! Ryudo is banned for foiling my plans. I will return!

[Raffe]

Ren is banned for being foiled

[Cogidubnus]

Deebs' is banned with tinfoil.

[Raffe]

Cog is banned with plastic wrap

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by the Word of Power: Ban.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned by this piece of paper, which reads "I remembered Explosive Runes today."

[Raffe]

llearch is banned by power rangers

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by Kamen Rider. RIDER KICK!

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by a zombie-zilla

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by... the Incredible Commander Ikari!
Zombie-Zilla is banned by "Undeath to death".

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by a comet

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned because I have hijacked the Ialdabaoth "Shura Machine God" class mech, and now I can destroy the comet with my (mech's) bare hands!

School of the Undefeated of the North!
Fist of the Machine God!
GOHA KISHIN KEN!

*rapidly punches the comet, utterly disintegrating it*
You are... already banned!

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by the sun

[Ryudo Lee]

DS is banned by a black hole.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ryudo Lee is banned by the Black Hole Sun.

[Ryudo Lee]

llearch is banned for reasons as of yet unknown.

[Raffe]

Ryudo is banned for reasons that were once known but now lost

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned because when Ialdabaoth contacted with the surface of the Sun, wild, uncontrollable and unfathomable energies of the star resonated with the Heart Core of the Machine God, transforming it into its Apotheosized form.

Body of Metal, Heart of Crystal!
Creation of Earth and Heavens!
The one who is equal to Gods!
Machine Apotheosis! Metal Messiah!
Perfect Ialdabaoth!!!
SHINHA MOGEKI REPPA!!!
BECOME BANNED!!!

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by Dagoth Ur