The ban game, v03

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned, even though he has moved to step 2, Anger....

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned for misinterpreting my emotions. I am perfectly calm. One could even say that I am currently in a state of transcendent tranquillity. FEUER.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned because he's still in denial.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I'm not in de nile. I'm in the friggin' Volga!!

[Cogidubnus]

Ryudo is banned for insisting that Ren is in denial. He's nowhere near Egypt.

Ren is banned for stealing my bans. 

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I'm in this thread, stealing your bans.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned with too many lolcat images to post here.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because all of the lolcats have been vanquished by the Endcat. "Endcat: He will end you and all you love."

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not typing "end" correctly.

[e_voyager]

llearch n'n'daCorna for having such a long and difficult name to type.

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned because it amuses us.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned for being easily amused.

[e_voyager]

Ryudo Lee is banned because We are not amused.

Ren Gaulen is banned for taking the words out of my processor

[Ryudo Lee]

e_voyager is banned for not having a faster processor.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I seem to be facing off against a particularly manoeuvrable and fast red-coloured Zaku, and inability to properly hit it with any of my weapons causes me much frustration, which I need to vent.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned and placed in Egypt as punishment for not blowing up the Zaku.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because I have just received a message that "it was no Zaku, my friend, no Zaku".

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for cleaving my sister. SHE WASN'T EVIL, IT WAS HER TIME OF THE MONTH! 

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because... what? I don't remember cleaving your sister.

[Valynth]

Ren is banned for not remembering who he cleaved.

[Ren Gaulen]

Valynth is banned because I don't need to remember whom I cleaved!! The Empress directs me, and She can make no mistake!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because the empress looks like a man.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because that was just a generic anime'ish paladin. The Empress, however, finds your lack of faith disturbing. VENERATE THE IMMORTAL EMPRESS!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for providing no physical evidence of the existence of this so called "Empress"

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for questioning the very existence of the Empress. To question is to doubt; to doubt is to betray. To betray is to be Cleaved and Smote!! BAN-KAI! (I haven't used in eternity...)

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for having such horrible aim. That was a lamp-post you doof.

[Ryudo Lee]

Slowtini is banned for using the word "doof".

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because... Gendo.. has arrived!...

Fear.

[Slowtini]

Ren gaulen is banned by a hammer.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by a table saw.