Furries

[Alondro]

It's all very simple.  We burn all the babyfurs and cub porn perveyors at the stake!  Then we can be declared an twisted religious cult.

But at least then we'll have tax-free status like Scientology!

Eh, it's not gonna matter in a year or so after the economy collapses and the whole world is thrown into chaos.   

[blood butterfly]

MMMmmm, chaos and cookies!!
chocolate chip, please 

i think that's what most of the dark_twist (people who are twisted and destructive in a dark and frightening way) want.  all that attention over being something they were told and now think of as "taboo".  Most of them want a scandal and a scene and moving against them will give them the opening to do just that.

as for the economy...let's leave that to G. Bush   

[Omega]

I can relate myself with number 11, 13, 14 and 15. On Sundays with 5 too.

Oh? A too big image? Check a better version from here

[xHaZxMaTx]

I think that pretty much sums it up, right there.   Let's call it a day, shall we?

[blood butterfly]

side note:  fursuits scare the crap out of me O.O

i have to say, that pic summarizes the many facets of furry society well,but not quite sure where i fit into that

[Gabi]

Nice description, Omega! Except... I can't relate to any of them.

And Zina, there's a wide gap between those who love porn and all the possible kinks in existence and those who avoid sex altogether. I believe the majority of the people are quite far from both extremes.

[Fuyudenki]

Could just say you've got a chastity fetish.

"I'm turned on by not having sex."

The especially hardcore can claim a celibacy fetish.

"I'm turned on by the idea of dieing a virgin."

[Zina]

Nice description, Omega! Except... I can't relate to any of them.

And Zina, there's a wide gap between those who love porn and all the possible kinks in existence and those who avoid sex altogether. I believe the majority of the people are quite far from both extremes.

I never said there are people here who "avoid sex all together", I said there are people who "are not into" the sexual aspects of furry. People who are apart of the fandom for other reasons. That's all.

[thegayhare]

I think most furries are actualy in the middle.

I'll freely admit I'm a perv,  I like lacing my posts with sexual inuendo on occasion (and I know I'm not the only one here)  I also do like furry porn.  But I like other aspects of the fandom I olve seeing the costumes, meeting new people and giving them cookies. 

Lets look at my general AC run

last year I bought
3 naughty comics
2 nuaghty dvd's of art
and I think 2 naughty prints.

I bought 4 clean comics (ISO'S actualy)
one clean book
I bid on 5 clean pieces of art (won one)
paid for a number of clean scketches
A plush elk for my sister
and a spider puppet for me.  there were also micelanous buttons and little things too

so all in all I think my intrests were evenly placed

Yes there is a lot of sexual material in the fandom but there is that to a greater or lesser extent in any fandom.  While I haven't been to a starwars or startreck con I've seen enough porn from each fandom online to know they have there pervs too.

It's a sad fact that sex sells

[Alondro]

I think that pretty much sums it up, right there.   Let's call it a day, shall we?

It's missing square #17, which would be Charline's quote "I'm here to eat everyone in the previous squares."   

And it needs a square for the macros:  "I'm weak and puny and get wedgies all the time, so I pretend to be huge and destructive to act out my feelings of unrequieted rage."   

And the ones who opt for surgery:  "LOOK AT ME!!  I'M REALLY A FURRY NOW!"

And yet another square for the FBI infiltrators:  "We're here just waiting for the word from the Masonic Temple to eliminate them all!   

[bill]

I don't have a square on that board 

[Kenji]

I find that offensive against furries.
Ban!

[bill]

I support things offensive to furries


not banning, making admin, welcome to the team Omega!

[Omega]

Hooray! Finally my hard work pays off. Now to rule this forum with my iron fist oh happines and rainbows! 

[Sufurin Scorda]

Haw, I'm 11, 13, and sometimes 5 on that pic.

I don't have a square on that board 

That's 'cuz you're not a furry, Bill. You're Bill. And an asshole. I thought you knew that.

Did you forget again? You know what happens when you forget things, Bill. Right? Or did you forget that again too?

[bill]

I forgot, can we go to the flowchart again?

[Sufurin Scorda]

Nope, you're going straight to the box.

*Locks Bill inside Llearch*

That'll learn you.

[Zedd]

*thinks abit and gives Dak Cog Omega a gold star for this* Nuff said...

[thegayhare]

Nope, you're going straight to the box.

*Locks Bill inside Llearch*

That'll learn you.

Hey take him out of there right now...

Thats where I keep my porn

[bill]

This porn is terrible.

[Zina]

Here you go, Bill. I made you a rectangle.




I didn't know what you looked like, so I made you into a viking!

[bill]

How did you know that I was a viking

[Sufurin Scorda]

She's stalking you, Bill.

Watch out, she thinks she's a cat!

[Zina]

How did you know that I was a viking

I occured to me when you were raping and pillageing that village a few days ago.

[bill]

Come on, the village was asking for it, dressed like a skank in that part of town. Deal with it, I say!

[Zina]

Well I hope you're willing to pay child support.

[bill]

Hey, screw him, I've got mine. Bootstraps.

[Joe3210]

Everytime I read a furry topic on a forum I frequent, I die a little on the inside.

[Tapewolf]

Everytime I read a furry topic on a forum I frequent, I die a little on the inside.

They usually seem to end in tears.

[Sunblink]

Everytime I read a furry topic on a forum I frequent, I die a little on the inside.

They usually seem to end in tears.

Absolutely. I'm crying right now.

Crying with laughter.

~Keaton the Black Jackal