The ban game, v02

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned because I am not going to think about that.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for countering with another image macro.

[Ren Gaulen]

Ryudo is banned for I know my trade, and I know it well.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen is banned for the love of all that is unholy and pie.

[Ren Gaulen]

Aiyno is banned for spreading the heresy. The pie is taken away and eaten by the Inquisition.

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned for excessive  side changing between good and evil.

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because, regrettably, I make a very "good" bad guy, even though I try very hard to be the Sword That Cleaves Evil.

Zengar will smite me, I know it.

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned, and then Zengar will smite him.

[Ren Gaulen]

I have just been smote by Zengar. Moments later Ryudo is inexplicably banned. Meanwhile, some extremely weird stuff happens, and the One Matrix of PWNAGE is stolen. The whole Universe is in danger, and only one man can save us all. But who is he, and will he succeed? Stay tuned for the next exiting episode of the Dragon Ban J!!

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned because the ban dragon has said it is so.

[Ren Gaulen]

Damn, that was clever... E_voyager is banned because I have sicked a Spiked-Wall Man on him.

[Suwako]

Ren Gaulen was banned because his ban attack was reflected by a ban reflecting mirror!

[meany]

Aiyno is banned by order of the ferret. He has refused to answer questions as to the reason why, and bitten several stubborn reporters.

[Ren Gaulen]

Meany was banned because the ferret was trampled by a bunch of Imperial stormtroopers escaping from Bizarro Han Solo.
 
Wait, that's Bizarro Trawn they're running from!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ren is banned for spending way too much time in this particular thread.

Haz is banned for not spending enough time in this particular thread!

[Ren Gaulen]

Haz is banned for banning himself. You can't do that! You've created a ban paradox!!

Wait... Did I just ban someone who is already banned?? OH, NO!! I can't do that! I've created a ban paradox!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ren is banned for using too many smilies.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Haz is banned for not bringing Shazzy with him.

[xHaZxMaTx]

llearch is banned for being lazy.  She's in the Tower of Art if you want to go see her.

[Pagan]

Haz is banned for his sig. And for having a name that requires shortening.

[Ren Gaulen]

Pagan is banned because Bizarro Solo has been found. Unfortunately, he cannot help in the retrieval of the One Matrix of PWNAGE, as he is locked in combat with Bizarro Trawn.
I am having too much fun with these...

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ren is banned for having too much fun.

(What's wrong with my signature? )

[Pagan]

It's just so... it makes me wanna hug it and at the same time... stay very far away.

But I can ban you for a better reason now, I ban you because I haven't heard this song in forever! And it rocks. I'm happy.
Go, go. Be banned.

[Ren Gaulen]

Pagan is banned because he cannot escape his destiny... He cannot escape... BIZARRO TRAWN!!!
"Imperial Cloning Technique!"
Run, Pagan, run away! There is no place for you to hide!!

[Pagan]

Ren is banned because I have no idea who "Trawn" is. Should I really be that scared?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Pagan is banned for not hugging my signature!

[Ren Gaulen]

I use this opportunity to hug Haz's signature, so he won't be sad. Then I ban him, because that's the rules. Oh, and Trawn is a certain character from the Star Wars universe. He has blue skin and glowing red eyes, and doesn't afraid of nothing and is an Imperial Grand Admiral.

[Pagan]

Ah thanks for the info, Ren, now here's a ban. Good and filled with arsenic laced razors.

[Ren Gaulen]

Pagan is banned because I've got something better than razors...

[Ryudo Lee]

Ren is banned for talking about his equipment.