The cloverfeild monster (1-18-08) Your theories/ opinions of the doom to come

[GabrielsThoughts]

In ten days or so the identity of the Cloverfeild monster [Slusho?]  will be revealed... theorehtically the monster is one that has never been seen before, that is based off of an old cartoon or TV show. Among the theories so far Voltron, Cuthulu, Power rangers, snd  Godzilla, or Godzilla vs whatever the Slusho monster is, and MEGAS.

In all honesty the commercials are getting worse, and the theories are getting a bit too far out there, and I'm beginning to wonder if the movie is going to be an 30million dollar Blair witch project. From the shear volume of advertising I'm also beginning to wonder if the movie is a big pile of dookie... the more I see the commercials the more lame and stupid Cloverfeild looks and I wonder if I'll even enjoy it.

what's your opinion?

[Zina]

The monster was man all along.

[superluser]

Gamera is the friend of all children.

[Netrogo]

It's a bunny!

[Nikki]

The way Mr Rono (My History Teacher) describes it...

It's Sin.

[thegayhare]

It's a bunny!

I've seen some artwork that could show how that works...

but it would violate the forum rating

[Shadrok]

I remember watching one of the previews and was like "that looks like they had the monster in the shot but took it out for the preview".

It mostly looked like mist bouncing off a form that was not there. Aka they took the 3d monster out but forgot, or thought no one would notice, the mist.

[rabid_fox]

It's a mongoose. A big ol' mongoose.

[Alondro]

It's the Wiku-zilla!   

[xHaZxMaTx]

It's a mongoose. A big ol' mongoose.

It's a caribou.  Repent.

[Eibborn]

I was the monster all along.

[thegayhare]

it's a room with a moose

[Yugo]

Mows. Mows are the monster.

[TheGreyRonin]

 My vote? Jimmy Hoffa.

That, or Jesus is coming...and BOY, is he PISSED!

[xHaZxMaTx]

It's...  the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[techmaster-glitch]

It's...  the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

lol, I just watched that movie for the first time a few days ago...Ghostbusters ftw!

[rabid_fox]

Christ, but Bill Murray was wonderful in that.

[superluser]

It's a caribou.  Repent.

No.  Caribou gorn.

It's...  the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

You are aware that there's a video where the trailer ends that way, right?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

That, or Jesus is coming...and BOY, is he PISSED!

Forgot the safe word again, did he?

[xHaZxMaTx]

It's...  the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

You are aware that there's a video where the trailer ends that way, right?

I was not aware of that.   link plzkthx

[Alondro]

The monster is Rosie O'Donnel on a Twinkies rampage!   

Either that, or the evil Trapper Keeper, after it absorbed Cartman... but how can you tell the difference?   

(Old South Park pun)

[Toric]

Well, we've seen that the monster is friggin' huge. We've also seen that people who have been bitten by.... something related to it.... are taken away and shot dead, so there's probably some smaller critters running around with "The Virus."

My theory is that it's an amphibious zombie whale with zombifying spore-shooting barnacles. Either that or it's the Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, back for a second course.

[thegayhare]

Well, we've seen that the monster is friggin' huge. We've also seen that people who have been bitten by.... something related to it.... are taken away and shot dead, so there's probably some smaller critters running around with "The Virus."

My theory is that it's an amphibious zombie whale with zombifying spore-shooting barnacles. Either that or it's the Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, back for a second course.

one of the theories I heard on anouther site was related to godzilla, Appearently there was some movie with godzilla and rodan where giant mites that lived on the monsters started attacking people.

If the theroy I like that it's Cuthulhu the smaller critters could be his starspawn,  though if it does involve the lovecraft mythos I'd love to see some of the other creatures put in apearances.

[superluser]

I was not aware of that.   link plzkthx

I thought it might have been in the Youtube thread previously.  Also, I didn't want to track it down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBOyG5Bgduk

[Nikki]

I Repeat-

It's Sin

Massive creature with destruction that can make smaller creatures (SinSpawn) fall off it's body at any given time

(FFX freak)

[Distracting]

I'm hoping for the giant incarnation of Death with all his/her/it's zombie minions.

Yeah, probably not.

[superluser]

It's Sin

I'm hoping it's exp(x).  You can't differentiate it from any other monsters.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm hoping it's exp(x).  You can't differentiate it from any other monsters.

*snicker*

[GabrielsThoughts]

its Barney, he fel into a vat of toxic ooze and it changed him...

[Toric]

its Barney, he fel into a vat of toxic ooze and it changed him...

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