I iz teh n00b

[DoctaMario]

No I don't really type like that. This is probably about the only Castlevania forum I haven't been a member of so far, but I've been lurking for a bit. Y'all are funny on here! Cheers!

[xHaZxMaTx]

 

[Darkmoon]

Indeed. Well said.

Welcome. I believe people around here usually warn new people about the things they should and shouldn't do... or people they should or shouldn't trust. I think it's best if you read the rules and trust no one. Saves a lot of time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Especially Darkmoon. Any advice he gives should be taken with a grain of salt the size of Lake Michigan.

[DoctaMario]

Please? *looks hopeful*

[Suwako]

Please? *looks hopeful*

can I set him on fire? 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hm.

Well, if you actually want me to, that kinda defuncts the whole 'rape' part.

[DoctaMario]

Please? *looks hopeful*

can I set him on fire? 

Just as long as I can take my socks off first. Those hurt like a bastard when they melt! 

[Gabi]

That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.

[Angel]

Reading your topic title out loud to myself was fun. Welcome! Just remember to keep your brain and lobes inside your head at all times.

[Darkmoon]

That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

[DoctaMario]

That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.

Tell it tell it tell it! 

Reading your topic title out loud to myself was fun. Welcome! Just remember to keep your brain and lobes inside your head at all times.

Thank you for the welcome Black_Angel! Lol, Objects In Head Are Smaller Than They Appear.

[Zedd]

That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.
Welcome to the insanity.

Tell it tell it tell it! 

Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes....

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes....

Zedd... that pun was just...

Welcome then! Dr. Mario was always my favourite GameBoy game, along with Tetris ^-^ (Batman fit in there somewhere too...)

So, I'm sure I should tell you to beware of things, which would promptly be followed by llearch saying to beware of people who tell you to beware of things. For this reason you should be aware of him (or bow down to him, either's good). Also to be wary of are squirrels with exploding confectionaries and all mods in general.
Here's where I give you a pointy-stick to protect thine own self with *reaches into plothole, withdrawing a stick and tossing it back to the New Doctor* oh how exciting! Another doctor! However, not knowing your capabilities as yet, and assuming only the best, I might now have an issue when I refer to Ink as the Good Doctor...

Ah, well I hope you enjoy your stay, do feel free to contribute to any intelligent conversation (preferably intelligently, not that I ever do),
      Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

[DoctaMario]

Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes....

Zedd... that pun was just...

Welcome then! Dr. Mario was always my favourite GameBoy game, along with Tetris ^-^ (Batman fit in there somewhere too...)

So, I'm sure I should tell you to beware of things, which would promptly be followed by llearch saying to beware of people who tell you to beware of things. For this reason you should be aware of him (or bow down to him, either's good). Also to be wary of are squirrels with exploding confectionaries and all mods in general.
Here's where I give you a pointy-stick to protect thine own self with *reaches into plothole, withdrawing a stick and tossing it back to the New Doctor* oh how exciting! Another doctor! However, not knowing your capabilities as yet, and assuming only the best, I might now have an issue when I refer to Ink as the Good Doctor...

Ah, well I hope you enjoy your stay, do feel free to contribute to any intelligent conversation (preferably intelligently, not that I ever do),
      Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

Thank you Miss Sienna! I can assure you that I'm a Good Doctor, but I'm better when I'm a Bad Doctor! You can take that one as you will. *takes stick* 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ahh, he's sticking to you, Sienna...

[DoctaMario]

Ahh, he's sticking to you, Sienna...

She gave me the stick first. I was only being polite. I mean, when someone offers YOU a stick you take it right? It's only right! BTW, I came here thru the CV Dungeon and was wondering what Elby's name on this board was.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

[DoctaMario]

Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P *Tries to dodge HazMat stick attack but gets hit* OW! My shin! You hit me in the SHIN! 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hmm...  That's odd, I don't remember having a stick.  Anyway, you can blame my karma on Bill.  I would advise against talking to him, though.

[DoctaMario]

Lol, it was a Jedi stick. It just kind of appeared and you unknowingly used your mind to make it hit me.

And yeah, I've been seeing a lot about Bill here. Tell me a little about him, I'm curious.

[xHaZxMaTx]

He's an asshole.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P

Heh. Yours is worse. :-P

[DoctaMario]

Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P

Heh. Yours is worse. :-P

Are YOU responsible for this!? 

[xHaZxMaTx]

[Suwako]

Are YOU responsible for this!? 

Why aren't you dead yet.. didn't we agree on setting you on fire? 

[xHaZxMaTx]

Aye, though you never actually did so.

By the way, Docta, your avatar text reminds me of System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song.

[DoctaMario]

That was YOU then? 

Yeah, Alyno, where have you been? I mean, it's not like I can set MYSELF on fire! Geez. <.<


EDIT: Man, my Karma has dropped like 3 points in the last 2 minutes. I am a hated man apparently. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Are YOU responsible for this!? 

Of course not.

And if I was - would I admit to it?

[DoctaMario]

Are YOU responsible for this!? 

Of course not.

And if I was - would I admit to it?

This is another part of how being a n00b sucks. You can never tell when someone's lying or not.