I don't like any of these new members.

[bill]

They should stop signing up imo

[Zina]

But they like you.

[bill]

That problem has been taken care of.

[xHaZxMaTx]

But they like you.

I'm almost positive they don't.

[Kuari]

I've got a catgirl with a giant hammer I'd like to introduce you to... but I'll be nice...

[bill]

But they like you.

I'm almost positive they don't.

Haz is finally right for once in his shitty life. He gets a Billy Point, which raises his total to 1.

[Suwako]

If they pay you will you let them stay? 

[bill]

As a matter of fact, yes.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Do you still have the GBMFNAR fund or whatever it's called?

[bill]

No, it was liquidated by the IRS.

[Zedd]

So their really dogging you worse than my dad Bill?

[bill]

Fuck that, they're going Eliot Ness and the Untouchables on me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"I'm not touching you" ?

[Sunblink]

Oh god, Bill, what have you done? You're going to hurt the newbies' feelings. And do you know what that means?

Prepare yourself for a slew of "omg i'm gone good bye, wonderful forum-goers" good-bye posts now.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

[xHaZxMaTx]

More people to ban, then.

[Miaka]

Oh god, Bill, what have you done? You're going to hurt the newbies' feelings. And do you know what that means?

Prepare yourself for a slew of "omg i'm gone good bye, wonderful forum-goers" good-bye posts now.

~Keaton the Black Jackal

Less people we have to learn the names of, hm?
Also, less people some of us have to try to be polite to.

[RJ]

...I can't bake enough muffins to welcome them with.

[Zina]

Sorry, guys. All the new people are here because they're attracted to my devilish good looks.
My bad.

[bill]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Also, less people some of us have to try to be polite to.

We have to be polite to someone?

Dammit, why was I not told these things?

[bill]

I thought it was implied that you are always exempt from any statement with a "we" in it.

[Zina]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

.. and unreasonable volume of charm. ;-]

[bill]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

I AM INCLINED TO DISAGREE

[Zedd]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

I AM INCLINED TO DISAGREE

*plays the smallest fiddle in the world for Bills pitty*

[Zina]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

I AM INCLINED TO DISAGREE

So sexy am I.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Theres no boobs in this thread.  It makes me sad.

[Darkmoon]

Your reasoning is specious IMO

DEVILISH.
GOOD.
LOOKS.

AGREE.

...

If, in agreeing, I'm not actually agreeing in any way, shape or form. As I'm not.

However, any time you want post nude photos of yourself in the admin section, I'd be willing to revisit the matter.

[superluser]

Theres no boobs in this thread.  It makes me sad.

Fine, I'll post something.

[Damaris]

Ah, it's so nice to see the level of charm and friendliness that the moderation staff brings to the forums.

Makes you weep a little, ya know?