Jakon's intro

[Jakon]

Hey. So I'm Jakon. I read DMFA.

I started playing Furcadia way back in the old days. Like, 1997 or '98. Played on and off for about 6 years before I finally gave up on it.

Other than that, I'm pretty much just an average college student. I'm from Kentucky, but currently in North Carolina. So that's cool.

Um... so hi. XD

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

AAAAaaaahhh! A newbie!

Kill it with fire! Kill it with fire!


... more seriously, hiya, welcome, watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for people, especially those who list people to watch out for, like Bill, that llearch guy, Kenji, RJ, RJ's muffins, that llearch guy again, and Ink.

And have fun, of course. That's the most important bit. ;-]

[Jakon]

... hiya, welcome, watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for people, especially those who list people to watch out for, like Bill, that llearch guy, Kenji, RJ, RJ's muffins, that llearch guy again, and Ink.

I sense some irony here, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

[xHaZxMaTx]

I wouldn't expect you to be able to.  Last I knew, irony wasn't tangible.  Iron, however...

[bill]

7/10 intro.

A bit short, but bonus points from being from Kentucky.

[Jakon]

7/10 intro.

A bit short, but bonus points from being from Kentucky.

Yay. I feel special.

[bill]

It'll fade.

[Cogidubnus]

Welcome!

Here's to hoping you have a nice stay at the Clockwork Mansion. A few people will be along shortly to trau-, I mean, give you things. I highly recommend the muffins.
 

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.

[Roureem Egas]

Hey, welcome to the forums.

[Darkmoon]

Kill it with fire! Kill it with fire!

Fuck you, llearch. I was gonna say that.

[Pagan]

Hey. I'm still kinda new here, but still, hi.

[xHaZxMaTx]

There you go, DMoon, you can kill Pagan with fire.

[Zedd]

Welcome friend! I hope you where warned about many things...But most of revolve where you go and let you know this forum doesnt always revolve around webcomicness...Its more than that! I hope you enjoy your stay! *flees*

[Darkmoon]

Hey. I'm still kinda new here, but still, hi.

(cough)

Ewww, kill it with fire!

...

Just not the same...

[xHaZxMaTx]

It's okay, I'm sure you'll get the next one.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Fuck you, llearch. I was gonna say that.

I told you, not in public. I'm not an exhibitionist.


... well, not -that- much of an exhibitionist...

[LionHeart]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Greetings, new person. Welcome to this refuge of strangeness.

Leave your remaining sanity (if any) in the secure storage provided, and do remember to retain your claim ticket, or there'll be no end of problems.

I highly recommend not trying to put your finger on llearch's irony. Trust me. It's not a good idea.

Be careful of Muffin-bearing squirrels, and other hazards including (but not limited to) llearch, Bill, and the other characters around the place. Especially llearch.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here, in this place where the insanity fun never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

[TheDXM]

Welcome to the deep side of the ball pit, Jakon.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

*appears in a flash of blue light*

No flashing, please, there are minors around.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*

And those are my sparkles. Give them back. :-P

[LionHeart]

*reappears*

They are not your sparkles. They're mine. I brought my own with me.

*vanishes again*

[RJ]

STOP!

It's Muffin Time.

: *drops a welcome basket*

[Darkmoon]

STOP!

It's Muffin Time.

: *drops a welcome basket*

(puts on the muffin pants and muffin dances)

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Welcome Jakon, it is not so often that I get the chance to bring feelings and tidings of welcome to a person twice.
Generally, it will lose it's novelty part-way into the first.
I jest. Sort of... I must apoligize for my lack of sensical communication, I've a bit of a headache at the moment.

If Eibbor_n and I were still doing the pointy-stick thing, I would now proceed to give you a pointy-stick to protect you from all the dangers of this (forum-)world. However, they were unfortunately all lost in the move (as well as Eibbor himself apparantly...).
*discreetly reaches into a plothole to bring forth a wood-type item and places the said item in front of Jakon*

STOP!

It's Muffin Time.

: *drops a welcome basket*

Yes. *dances*

[Tapewolf]

Jakon, was that avatar drawn by Goliath Thunderstep, by any chance?
(Must not write 'Jakob')

[Jakon]

Jakon, was that avatar drawn by Goliath Thunderstep, by any chance?

I'm not sure. All I know is he's Pat-Rinaldi on VCL.

[Saist]

* je.saist fires the orbital ribbon cannon on Jakon as a Meowello.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

je.saist, you seem rather blue...
and in need of femininization.

[Zedd]

Jakon, was that avatar drawn by Goliath Thunderstep, by any chance?

I'm not sure. All I know is he's Pat-Rinaldi on VCL.

Goliath Thunderstep is a good close friend of mind

[Saist]

je.saist, you seem rather blue...
and in need of femininization.

what now? why do I have a sudden urge to take off running for the hills?

Can't a kitten give his own little hello without getting Kenji'd?