People beware of the RJ

[thegayhare]

citizens beware

RJ is on the loose

[techmaster-glitch]

OH NOES!

[Zedd]

No it cant be true! 

[Gabi]

I thought everyone knew to beware of her anyway.

[Psychogirl]

OMG! The squirrel!  Nuuuu!!

[Faerie Alex]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Kenji]

I thought everyone knew to beware of her anyway.

Yeah, it's pretty given.
Run if she's carting muffins.
If she's running for a hug, run faster. Her cute may cause your very innards to liquify. Or something...

[RJ]

Now I can FLY! Nobody shall escape my wrath! *drops muffins from above*

[Drake Manaweilder]

Now I can FLY! Nobody shall escape my wrath! *drops muffins from above*

Thankfully, I'm a nobody. 


ooooo, pretty.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Now I can FLY! Nobody shall escape my wrath! *drops muffins from above*

You mean you weren't already a flying squirrel?

[RJ]

Not without a plane or helicopter and they've already got me on a no-fly list.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Orly? What for?  Oh, it's the muffin, isn't it?

[RJ]

Orly? What for?  Oh, it's the muffin, isn't it?

Erm... yeaaaaah.... muffins.... 

[Zedd]

Orly? What for?  Oh, it's the muffin, isn't it?

Erm... yeaaaaah.... muffins.... 

The secret is in the frosting but i'll never tell 

[Cemalidor]

 
*dives for cover*
Nothing like muffins out of thin air on early Friday. Makes the whole weekend.

[ITOS]

Nothing like muffins out of thin air on early Friday. Makes the whole weekend.

"I love the smell of muffins in the morning... "

[techmaster-glitch]

Drop muffins from above? Oh no! It's the Scarlet Squirrel (Green Goblin) with her Muffin Bombs (Pumpkin Bombs)!!!!!

[e_voyager]

shivers. RJ your muffins are master worthy material . especially when you make them jumbo

[Kenji]

Drop muffins from above? Oh no! It's the Scarlet Squirrel (Green Goblin) with her Muffin Bombs (Pumpkin Bombs)!!!!!

o/~Yes she's gliding around with those flap-like wings! And she's throwing those weird muffin bombs! Yes she's wearing that cute little jester hat, but be wary when she's got it on! Oooh, la de da, da de da. o/~

[AngelSephy]

 

O.O Muffins??? Where?!?!?!

I think they actually have a movie with flying squirrels. Or maybe it was giant rabbits. Not sure. 

And hello RJ!

[RJ]

And hello RJ!

Hello back


Ooh, I thought I forgot something:

[Eowyn]

What Eowyn types- aaaaaawwwwwww
What Eowyn says- Lookit, skrrl. awwwhug
What Eowyn means- It has been said before but "fear teh cuteness" works here too. also "fear the pinchy grabby hands, they go right for the tender fur"

[e_voyager]

look up in the sky it's RJ on a cooper cloud

[Rammenstein]

NOES! Not teh Koopa Cloud! Now she can hover in one place and wait for people to walk below her! She is the quintessential mobile muffin-weilding squirrel of DOOM!

*Hides*

[Fuyudenki]

    "Beware the Joybringer, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!"
(apologies to Lewis Carroll)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

(apologies to Lewis Carroll)

... and well you should. ;-]

[Fuyudenki]

... and well you should. ;-]

what, and RJ doesn't deserve an apology?

[AngelSephy]

You can't see me...

[Shadrok]

look up in the sky it's RJ on a cooper cloud

*Flies through a cloud*

Ah! She's on the wing! There's a muffin toting squirrel on the wing!     

[RJ]

    "Beware the Joybringer, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!"
(apologies to Lewis Carroll)

But I thought the Jabberwocky was a gigantic man-eating chicken?