A toddler walks into the forum *badumcha*

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

...fish?

You don't want to play with the fish when they get fuzzy, dear.

Haven't you heard of catfish?

[thegayhare]

and there are also Dogfish too

[Kryptic]

And Mudpuppies.



Speaking of cute furry things - specifically rabbits - Eowyn's reminding me of a few of my baby rabbits. Specifically, Alice. Man, she's an adventuring little rabbit. She spent an entire morning in someone's hoodie once, just lookin' at people. She's adorable. ^^

Rabbits also like pulling people's hair. At least Alice does. Chauncey realizes that even though my hair looks like straw, it's not really straw, neither is it tasty.

[Cemalidor]

Welcome. 

[thegayhare]

a few more Avi Ideas hon

Maybe not right




this ones probably too little for you plus they are boys



and here you can play in uncle Llearch




this one is actualy me in a dress but it might be good

[Fuyudenki]

I talked to my cousin last night, just before she left for home, and she OK'd using some of her drawings, so I've taken the liberty of selecting a couple and avatar-sizing them.


(click the image to visit my cousin's DeviantArt)

(click the image to visit my cousin's webcomic)

The only request she made was that she gets credit for them.  I believe a link in Eowyn's signature would be considered sufficient.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Those are still on the big size, there, Raist. Just in my opinion, of course. :-]

[Eowyn]

What Eowyn types- Kkkkkkhhhhhhbbbbuuunnnnn    aaawwwwwwwwww
What Eowyn says- Khey bhonny? Isa bunny! kitty kitty! awwwwwwww...
What Eowyn means- These pictures of kitties and bunnies are cute, I like them

What Eowyn types-kkkhhhhhhhhhhboxxx
What Eowyn says- Khaybox! Box!
What Eowyn means- The box is all me. Last week I stole Brun's pillow and put it in a box to be my 'nap bed'.

[Fuyudenki]

Those are still on the big size, there, Raist. Just in my opinion, of course. :-]

yeah, realized that after posting.  Of course, I could always re-size the originals and upload them again, changing the content of my post without actually editing it...

[thegayhare]

oops do to an error on my part one of the images didn't show.

And thanks Eowyn glad you like them

[Boog]

Wow, the clockwork mansion forums are one of the five places on the internet where parents feel safe bringing their two year old along. *adds it to the endangered breed of forum list*

Welcome to the forums Eowyn!

[Aridas]

This is also the worst place to do so.

[thegayhare]

This is also the worst place to do so.

why do you say that hon?

[Eowyn]

This is also the worst place to do so.

What Eowyn types- sssssssweeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrfddd,,,,      dddddddddaaaaaaddddddddddddddddwwwwww     rrrrrrrrrr
What Eowyn says- Sword, daddy go raarrr
What Eowyn means- I have a sword larger then I am and a dad who can throw people like javelins. I got nothin to be afraid of.

What Eowyn types- dsffuhhhhh
What Eowyn says- hehehehehe, yersiiiilly. yeeeaaaaaaahh!
What Eowyn means- Bring it on, booyah!

[Xuzaf D]

So...?

The hell!?....



Your letting your kid play with the keyboard and turning it into your forum posts?


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[lucas marcone]

and why not?

[RJ]

We're not age discriminate. 

Kids are cute... as long as they don't decide to drool on me.

[Reese Tora]

So...?

The hell!?....



Your letting your kid play with the keyboard and turning it into your forum posts?


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must... refrain... from making... trite comments... about... average post... intelegence... increasing...

and talking... like... Shatner

Seriously( ),  it's cute, it isn't harming anything, and the man here is seriously spending time with and bonding with his daughter(I think) which is an admirable thing.

While I might wonder at the choice of venue, I don't see what's wrong with this, especially since he's keeping Eowyn's posts more or less relevant and on-topic.  That's more than can be said for some people around here (myself included)

--edit--

Just don't let her anywhere near Forestcat, and everything should be cool.

[Zedd]

Shouldnt you say..Not let her get her hands on any fur? Cause you see she has strong grip for a little one 

[techmaster-glitch]

Just an idle question, little Eowyn, but I was wondering. Have you read the DMFA comic?
*notices Dmoon glaring murderously from a dark corner*
ooooorrrrr, the CVRPG comic?

[Xuzaf D]

I just think it might not be best to have a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

There's no problem with having a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn, -with- her parent.

Same as anywhere else, really. If your parent is willing to sit next to you and monitor your computer usage, then what's wrong with that?

[superluser]

There's no problem with having a two year old on a forum where you can find tentacle porn, -with- her parent.

Same as anywhere else, really. If your parent is willing to sit next to you and monitor your computer usage, then what's wrong with that?

Well, some would say that it's a parent's job to keep two-year-olds away from tentacle porn.  I certainly wouldn't let my two-year-old see tentacle porn (alas, I do not have a two-year-old, or any X-year-olds).  My ten-year-old?  I'd have to think about that one.

But if her parents don't have any problem with it, then I don't have a problem with it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah... isn't that what the adult sitting next to the child is supposed to do anyway?

I mean - surely the tentacle porn isn't all -over- the forum, right? Or is it, and I just haven't noticed?

[Netrogo]

Ah... isn't that what the adult sitting next to the child is supposed to do anyway?

I mean - surely the tentacle porn isn't all -over- the forum, right? Or is it, and I just haven't noticed?

It's everywhere Llearch, EVERYWHERE. We've done a good job making it blend in with it's surroundings so you wouldn't find it

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, well, in that case, I'll just have to look a bit closer.

[Brunhidden]

I have not seen any tentacle porn, porn of any kind, and the only tentacles ive seen are the mysterious sushi Eowyn has been eating.

I see no danger bringing her here- she loves typing, recognizes some online people and gets incredibly excited when she sees them, and will often say 'bye bye' and other things as though the person she is typing to were in the room. Even if there were some corrupting elements around its worth it for the joy she gets... plus i don't think she will be easy to corrupt, shes already done a pole dance, learned to moonwalk, and at random times says "BUTT!" and will hunt someone down to pat their rear before running away giggling.

yeah, i would say she fits in here better then i do.

Victor Borge -
- Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I -did- consider posting penis-zilla, but, in Eowyn's thread? Nah... ;-]


Dare we ask who the people she recognises are?

[TheGreyRonin]

 I find it both endearing and wonderful to see a parent actually spend time online with a child.

And oddly enough, I find her posts to be less confusing and off-topic than most I read. LOL

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Sorry, I'll try to do better. ;-]