A toddler walks into the forum *badumcha*

[Eowyn]

Hello, this is, for the moment, Brunhidden. I am here to welcome my daughter Eowyn to the forums and provide a special service.

my daughter is 2 and a half, she CAN speak and she CAN type but she needs a bit of translation. so i will have a setup like so

What Eowyn types-
What Eowyn says-
What Eowyn means-

lets start

What Eowyn types-hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
What Eowyn says-agheehehe *makes cute bashful face*
What Eowyn means- Hello furry people, you are cute and i shall probably rip someones hair out in clumps.

What Eowyn types- fsikm+++++++++++ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooo
What Eowyn says- ah hiyiyi, lookit type 'o'
What Eowyn means- I have actually sat on my fathers lap watching you guys before, and occasionally tryed to type

What Eowyn types- dddnnnnaaa nnooo
What Eowyn says- Daddy's a butt
What Eowyn means- Brun kept deleting my valueable contribution

What Eowyn types- nnuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
What Eowyn says- Nut? Nut? Nut?
What Eowyn means- can i have a peanut?

[Kryptic]

Aw, she sounds adorable. Kryptic gives her cyber-cookies. 

On the other hand - I'll be watching my hair. I like it where it is.

What Eowyn types- dddnnnnaaa nnooo
What Eowyn says- Daddy's a butt
What Eowyn means- Brun kept deleting my valueable contribution

LOL - my rabbit always looks up at me rather indignantly whenever I delete what he "types" while on my lap.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

heh.

I shall have to get my 5yo to join in. ;-]

[RJ]

I want to give her muffins, but, but....



GAH! *head asplodes*

Take my pistachios instead.

[bill]

I like the daughter more than Kaskar.

[Eowyn]

What Eowyn types-m      j       kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel

I like the daughter more than Kaskar.

What Eowyn types- kmmm         jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj pphhhhhhheee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ddd
What Eowyn says- stinky naughty
What Eowyn means- don't be mean

[Miaka]

...this is somewhat adorable.

Eowyn can have an acorn, as per my normal newbie greeting bit.

[thegayhare]

Squeee

Awww so cute

*snuggles*

Hello Eowyn have a cookie

Or some cake

Ohh do you like bunnies? I might have a good Avatar for you

[Gabi]

Ahh... That explains the post about fish. Give Eowyn a hug from me.

[ITOS]

Why do you bring a two year or to this forum! It's dangerous!

...

For us I mean. More cute on this forum and we will all die.

[AngelSephy]

aaaww! That's cute. I bet she feels like a big girl being able to talk on a forum!   *gives a cookie*

[Damaris]

Welcome, Eowyn!  I hope you enjoy yourself here!

[Zedd]

Welcome you wicked lil girl yous...Im surpized that you know me as much your daddy does

[xHaZxMaTx]

Eowyn... where have I heard that name before?

Anyway, welcome, offspring of Brunhidden!

[Netrogo]

I like the daughter more than Kaskar.

I agree. I can actually forsee having an intellectual discussion with her

[Gabi]

Eowyn... where have I heard that name before?

Anyway, welcome, offspring of Brunhidden!

LOTR, maybe?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Ah, no, I remember now, I play Halo with someone whose name is Eowyn.  That's their username, anyway.

[Azlan]

Eowyn is the sister of Eomer, niece of Theoden and daughter of Theodwyn.  She is a shieldmaiden of Rohan and lady of Ithilien, wife of Faramir of Minas Tirith... at least as far as the origin of the name and Tolkien lore goes.

Welcome young lass, please give a raspberry to Bill.

[RJ]

What Eowyn types-m      j       kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel

[thegayhare]

Here are a few intersting avatars for you



this one might not be totaly apropriate but I think it's cut



and this ones more of a Eowyn and her dad

What Eowyn types-m      j       kkkkuyb hn sssrrrrllll
What Eowyn says- silly skirll
What Eowyn means- RJ is a silly squirrel

here is a candid photo of her

[RJ]

;_; My secret shame....

[Reese Tora]

;_; My secret shame....

secret no more!

*flees the squirrelly, or possibly muffin-y, wrath*

also, I have to say, I think it's cool that you're taking the time to spend with your daughter and share with her one of your sordid secret pastimes, even at such a young age.  After all, my dad read Lord of the Rings to me as a child, and look how I turned out.

It will also make most excellent blackmail fodder once she reached the troublesome teens. 

[superluser]

What Eowyn means- can i have a peanut?

No more rhymes now!  I mean it!

Anyways, welcome Eowyn.

[Fuyudenki]

Oh, that's what was going on.  That's really cute.

I shall have to get my 5yo to join in. ;-]

doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeet!

[techmaster-glitch]

*late reply*
Welcome, small organic offspring. I am a friendly robot! I hope you may find your childhood here enjoyable. Since you seem have much of what organics call "cuteness", (or so I am told) they may try to be less insane than usuall around you, and that is a good thing. With any luck, you may not be permanantly mentally scarred from your stay.

[Eowyn]

Ohh do you like bunnies? I might have a good Avatar for you

What Eowyn types- bbbbnnnnnnnnhhhhhugggggg
What Eowyn says- bunny! digledigledigle heheheheee!
What Eowyn means- I like bunnies, as a matter of fact i just cohered my father to dig trough the toy chest to find one for me before i claw the screen.

Brunhidden says- she likes just about all furry animals, and for future reffrence she likes them in this order

most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry

Ah, no, I remember now, I play Halo with someone whose name is Eowyn.  That's their username, anyway.

What Eowyn types- ppssssss            booooxxxxxxxxx,,,,,    whrefoinj;;;;;;asdboi
What Eowyn says- peeas, box. mouse mouse
What Eowyn means- Actually we have a PS2, not an Xbox. I love to watch Kingdom hearts, mickey is my favorite.

Brunhidden- other great moments in toddler gaming, at age 1 she shot a cop on GTA SA when i had left her by the controller when i went to the bathroom. she does love KH and will occasionally drag you to the TV and hand you a controller to tell you to play, she also does this with harvest moon.

Eowyn is the sister of Eomer, niece of Theoden and daughter of Theodwyn.  She is a shieldmaiden of Rohan and lady of Ithilien, wife of Faramir of Minas Tirith... at least as far as the origin of the name and Tolkien lore goes.

What Eowyn types-dddddddbbbbbbddrrrrrbbbrrrrrrrrdddddddd,,,,,,,,        hhhrrrrssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyy         yyyyyyy                                  yyyyyyyyyyyyy
What Eowyn says- daddy beard, lookit beard *tugs beard*, beard *tugs beard*. HORSEY! *walks over to movie rack and points at boxed set, hopping up and down*
What Eowyn means- If Brunhidden were to dye his hair blond and shave off his sideburns he would look like king Theoden. I love that movie, especially the parts with the horses and the screaming and the hot elf guy stabbing things.

Brunhidden- all true. actually her favorite movie is Braveheart, up until five months ago she had the soundtrack on repeat as a lullaby to keep her asleep. thats all for this session, she wants to watch a movie now....

[techmaster-glitch]

Awwww, little organic has nothing to say to the lovable shiny robot?

[xHaZxMaTx]

You're not furry, tough luck.

[Reese Tora]

Brunhidden says- she likes just about all furry animals, and for future reffrence she likes them in this order

most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry

yay, I iz on teh most luf'd list...

wait, is it a good thing to be the hair covered object of affection to a small beard(and assumably other hair) pulling child?

[Fuyudenki]

most -cats, fish, bunnies
second best- squirrels, puppies, horses
pretty good- birds, brunhidden, just about anything else furry

...fish?

You don't want to play with the fish when they get fuzzy, dear.