Favorite Quotes!

[Janus Whitefurr]

The entire ending credits sequence of God Hand

The 80s strike back, with an ohsoquotable ending song.

(Also, to any of the above, it's "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.")

[e_voyager]

there is so much darkness in the world, who you you to try and shed some light? ( not sure why i said it he had something to do with DDR's status.)

[King Of Hearts]

You cannot kill the wind with bullets!
-Otto von Rientahl

[Paladin Sheppard]

"Never argue with and idiot, they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - God I wish I knew where I got this but I've always found it to be true.

[techmaster-glitch]

BROM: You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's best to just let them have their way, then trick them when they're not looking. *holds out handful of gold coins*
ERAGON: *incredulously* You cut his purse!

[superluser]

I vaguely remember a great quote by someone who was complaining to the FSF.  It went something like the following:

...so I had this issue and I one of your members--a guy named rms--answered my question.  He was very rude and insulting, and I was offended.  I really think you need to talk to this rms guy.  Maybe he needs to be fired.

[techmaster-glitch]

DRIX: Hey, look at that! *makes to grab a pollen pod*
OSMOSIS: *grabs it away* Hey, be careful, that's a pollen pod! Man, Frank is totally allergic to this stuff!
DRIX: Huh? I didn't know Frank had allergies.
OSMOSIS: 'Course you didn't! *begins wrapping up the pod* *under breath* Stupid pill knows nuthin' 'bout what's goin' on around here, *pod pops out of Osmosis's arms, flies down Frank's nostril* WHOOPS!
DRIX: Uh, Jones?!? *points at pod*
OSMOSIS: *stares at pod* ...In the words of the immortal James Brown, git down!!
DRIX: ...James who?
FRANK: Ah...Ah...AH-CHOOO!
-Osmosis Jones

[Drake Manaweilder]

DMFA 532

"I, along with my broken lungs..."

DMFA 548

"I swear when I can open my eyes again I'm going to kill you!!!"

[xHaZxMaTx]

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Pete: It's four in the fudging morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fudging Sunday. And I've got to go to fudging work in four fudging hours 'cos every other fudger in my fudging department is fudging ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUDGING ANGRY?
Ed: Fudge, yeah!

-Shaun of the Dead

[King Of Hearts]

In Blackest Day, In Brightest Night
Beware your fears turned into light
Let those who try to stop what's right
Burn like my power...
SINESTRO'S MIGHT!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Burke: He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken.

[Janus Whitefurr]

You cannot kill the wind with bullets!
-Otto von Rientahl

Counter!

"Your sky ends here."
~ Nancy Makuhari

[King Of Hearts]

dang... umm... umm

COUNTER!

"Spare her? But that would be inconvienient. I;ll simply take her DNA and make a clone... just like what I did to you."
-umm... that guy who lead the I-jin.

[Angel]

(Ikkyu Soujun. That was his name. He sounded like Hannibal Lecter with an American accent.  )

"This is anyone here two and a half hours into a game of Monopoly... *BWOOOSH* F&$# this game! It's four in the mornin' Grandma, YOU WIN!"
-Dane Cook

"Put your clothes back on. We're gonna cut your balls off."
-House. (He has some of the best quotes ever.)

Can anyone do a really good quote from Fight Club? I can't think of one, but I wanna do one.

[superluser]

Can anyone do a really good quote from Fight Club? I can't think of one, but I wanna do one.

Guy: I'm not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able.
Narrator: You're a moron

Edit:

I've always been partial to

In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.  You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life.  You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower.  You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.

[Angel]

Nicely done.

And now, for a few more funny ones.

"Who the f*^& steals a monkey?"
(Silent Bob points to himself and Jay)
"Oh yeah."

-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Janus Whitefurr]

"Dumb.

Tough.

Flies.

On fire.

'nuff said."
~ Doom II manual entry on the Lost Soul

[King Of Hearts]

Joker:You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed—why else would you dress up like a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else...only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense; that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke...It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for...it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?

Batman: Because I've heard it all before...and it wasn't funny the first time.

[Janus Whitefurr]

"Yesterday, I saw the Body of the Bridgekeeper engulfed in flame, and I saw the Bridge created by one-third.

Tomorrow, I saw the Soul of the Bridgekeeper reduced to ash, and I saw the Bridge created by two-thirds.

Today, the Mind of the Bridgekeeper shall meet with its destiny, and I shall see the Bridge extend between the realms.

And the many children of the King will leap and dance and sing praise in His name, for great is His wisdom and His benevolence."

-- the Book of the Bridge.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

-Independence Day

Grate speech IMO

[techmaster-glitch]

I loved that speech to, as well as the whole movie. It was beautifully awsome.

[lucas marcone]

from matt gardner's flash on newgrounds emma frost mentioned a tern i will use for all my days


crotch spawn! it sounds so weird and insulting it's cool!

[superluser]

crotch spawn! it sounds so weird and insulting it's cool!

I remember that there was a blog out there called Reagan Babies.  Some wags took to calling it Gipper's Groin Spawn.

[King Of Hearts]

Kamina from Gurren Lagann.

-Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me. who believes in you!

-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

-Take your drill... AND PIERCE TROUGH THE HEAVENS!

[Arcalane]

"Did somebody order a Warthog?"
"Hey I didn't know you made house calls, Foehammer!"
"You know our model: We deliver!"

[techmaster-glitch]

HALO FTW!!!!!
And it's 'motto', not 'model', lol.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Sgt. Johnson: Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the Human race.  We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with, and then we are are going to strangle them with their own, living guts!  ...Am I right, Marines?!
Marines: Sir, yes Sir!
Sgt. Johnson: Mmhm, damn right I am!  Now move it out!  Double-time!

Alternatively:

Sgt. Johnson: Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto something so hot for them, they're scrambling over each other to get it.  Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it!  What we will let 'em have is a belly full o' lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in! ...Am I right, Marines?!
Marines: Sir, yes Sir!
Sgt. Johnson: Mmhm, damn right I am!  Now move it out!  Double-time!


I was laughing for like five minutes when I first heard, "God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine."

[techmaster-glitch]

AAAHAHAHARRRGGH!! Why didn't I think of posting those quotes? Dammit!

[superluser]

Just ran across this one:

Q: Can anybody recommend how to read Gravity's Rainbow?
A: Yes.  Lie back and think of England.

[Arcalane]

"Not again!"



"Wort wort wort!"

"WAAAAAAAAARRGH!" - best death noise ever. Stick a 'leet with a plasma grenade or clip it with a rocket. Enjoy.