Favorite Quotes!

[bill]

"That's not a gun. That's a bag of crack rocks."

[e_voyager]

"if people had to make sense then they wouldn't be people" Dawn of Dawn and Dusk.

[King Of Hearts]

The Demon Etrigan, after being tortured and asked to ally with  Nazi demons in Hell.


Now, my haughty aryan friend,
let me consider your offer again.
The Kings of hate-- you say that's you?
And Iv'e got a chance to be one too?
Let me try to put you straight
on what is and is not hate.

This is the thrust behind thy ranting:
"He's Brown, She's red, his eyes are slanting.
Thank God were off better than her!
Those foreigners are wose than curs!"

"My life's become a pile of crap--
It's that guy's fault for being black.
They come here and take our jobs!'
Of course they do, you lazy slobs!

Let Etrigan show you the light,
That isnt hate... that's naught but spite.

Rancid, Lousy, Demon traitor!
Lord of the Lowest denominator!
You're to blamed for your life of crap!

And what you need... is Slapped, SLAPPED, SLAPPED!

[KarlOmega1]

"Glitch, anything!!!" -Bob, from Reboot.

[e_voyager]

"you have what you need now use his greed" Fong, form reboot

[King Of Hearts]

We are morons tried and true,
and we will do our yell for you
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-Larry, Moe, and Curly

[Angel]

you have to throw out the old version before starting ie 4. Ms has a version on their site that fixes the mail security bug. check it out.
- Koko the Gorilla, during Clinton's deposition to Kenneth Starr

.... Was that a joke or not?

Meh. On with the quotation devices!

I'm so not typing this whole scene from Family Guy. So here it is on YouTube.

[superluser]

you have to throw out the old version before starting ie 4. Ms has a version on their site that fixes the mail security bug. check it out.
- Koko the Gorilla, during Clinton's deposition to Kenneth Starr

.... Was that a joke or not?

No joke.  (Contains technical sexual terms.  Like you'd expect with the Starr report)

[Fuyudenki]

I'm sorry, Isilis, but your character is just too weird. Farmers with attack rams and people bit by radioactive bombs are already pushing it, but I don't think I could fit your weremoose into the game without completely blowing immersion.
-Snikers(Gone with the Blastwave forum RP)

[Angel]

"Drop your inhibitions, kids, come and bathe in the sunshine of my love."
-Murdoc Niccals, Gorillaz: Rise of the Ogre

[TheDXM]

"***** owed me money..."
- Terrorist bark, commenting on fallen comrade. Rainbow Six Vegas.

[e_voyager]

"i'm useless but not fore long. the future is coming on." Gorillaz: Clint Eastwood

[Angel]

"I know you don't want to die tonight. (Pause. He smirks) Do you want to come with me?"
- Alucard, first episode of the short-lived Hellsing TV series. Even I know the TV series wasn't that great, but that quote still gets me.

"See me ride out after sunset on your/ Color TV screen/ Out for all that I can get/ If you know what I mean"
-TNT, AC/DC

[bill]

"You're supposed to be the good cop, motherfucker!"
-Herc, "The Wire"

[techmaster-glitch]

SARGENT: What the hell is going on, Marvin?
MARVIN: I'm on break sir!
SARGENT: You're not on break until I tell you you're on break!
MARVIN: But sir, you authorized me for this break.
SARGENT: Well then the break's over!
MARVIN: God dammit.
SARGENT: What was that?
MARVIN: God dammit, sir.
SARGENT: The rank structure was made for a reason!
The StarCrafter: Episode 001

[Caswin]

"There is nothing wrong with your television set.  Do not attempt to adjust the picture.  We are controlling transmission.  If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.  If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.  We will control the horizontal.  We will control the vertical.  We can roll the image; make it flutter.  We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.  For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.  We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set.  You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind... to the Outer Limits."

-intro, The Outer Limits

[e_voyager]

"he's got a little list he's got a little list
And they'd none of them be missed
they'd none of them be missed." Cecil 21st century  fox

[Caswin]

Listen up, you scheming fools - no excuses, and no more lies. (Giovanni!)
You've heard my most ingenious plan; I demand the ultimate prize! (Giovanni!)

Now bring me the yellow Pokemon, and bear witness when I speak... (Giovanni!)
I shall possess the awesome power in Pikachu's rosy cheeks. (Giovanni!)

There'll be world domination, complete obliteration, of all who now defy me -
Let the universe prepare!  Good Pokemon beware!  You fools shall not deny me!

It will all be mine!  Powers so divine!
I'll tell the sun to shine on only me!
It will all be mine!  'Till the end of time!
When this perfect crime makes his-to-ry!

Team Rocket...
THIS IS OUR DESTINY!

-Giovanni, "It Will All Be Mine", Pokemon Live

[xHaZxMaTx]

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

And of course:

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Oh, and who can forget:

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[superluser]

Ah, Airplane!

McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
Johnny: This?  Oh, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

Kramer: Its his ship now, his command, he's in charge, he's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese, head honcho, number...

Johnny: There's a sale at Penny's!

Voiceman: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.
Voiclady: NO! The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping in the red zone.
Voiceman: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading there is never stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
Voiceman: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again!  There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Voiclady: Oh really, Vernon, why pretend, we both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.
Voiceman: Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

It's a big building with ..., but that's not important right now.

Listen, kid!  I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA.  I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lenier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Janus Whitefurr]

"Today is my birthday. And for the first time in twenty years.... I am not alone. You see, I met someone.... a man.... a killer. And soon, he will kill me..."
Emu O'Hara, Crying Freeman (movie)

"I remember the night of my twenty-first birthday. That was the first time I died."
Jackie Estacado, The Darkness

And anything by Sheogorath in the Shivering Isles expansion of Oblivion.

"Ta! Come visit again, or I'll pluck out yer eyes!"

[King Of Hearts]

Darkseid: Damn your forgiveness! Take this cur from my sight. She is exliled from Apokolips, never to return! Let her make her way on your squald planet since she is not fit to live in mine.

Metron: Mercy, Darkseid?
Spetcre: Forgiveness?

Darkseid: I FORGIVE NOTHING! THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS! She is banished into chaos and fear and despair! Here there is order and meaning! Too late will she learn that paradise is now lost to her forever!

Death is easy! Death is an escape! Death is insufficient punishment!

I CONDEMN HER TO LIFE!

I conemn her to hope, and strugle, and despair! I condemn her to freedom ans all of its horrors!





Now begone... you sully my handiwork.

[Fuyudenki]

Crack makes everything funnier.

It's a bit on the quiet side, but you can hear what's said.

[Janus Whitefurr]

"Transient guests are we."
~ Vampire Hunter D

[techmaster-glitch]

CASEY: Look's like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson. *pulls out dual baseball bats* Class is Pain 101. You're instructor is Casey Jones.
RAPH: Look, I don't wanna fight you.
CASEY: Meh, tough rocks, pal. *swing, swing, swing, Raph catches the bat and looks at it*
RAPH: A Jose Cansaco bat?!? Tell me-ya didn't pay money for this.
CASEY: Oooh! Thats IT! *thwacks Raph across the back with the bat, dropping it and knocking off Raphs hat*
CASEY: Was a two-for-one sale, pal. *Raph startes to get up, Casey gets a look at Raph's now-revealed face* Hey what are ya, some sort of punker? *Raph picks up the bat* I hate punkers...*looks closer*...Especially...bald ones...with green makeup...who wear masks over ugly faces...
RAPH: New batter! *swing*
CASEY: Strike one!
RAPH: *swings again*
CASEY: Woo, wiffer!
RAPH: *jumps over Casey, then thwacks him on the back, knocking him down* Raphael wins! One-nothing!
CASEY: *rushes back up* New game, roundhead. *pulls new sports implement from his backpack* Cricket!
RAPH: Cricket?!? Nobody understands cricket! Y'gotta know what a crumpet is, t'understand cricket!
CASEY: I'll teach you! *THWAM*

-The old, original, good, 80's Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles Movie

[e_voyager]

'The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common:  They don't alter their veiws to fit the facts.  They alter the facts to fit their views.  Which can be particularly uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs adjustment.'  Dr. Who - 'The Face of Evil'

[KarlOmega1]

Dot: Oh my...two Bobs! How can this be?
Enzo/Matrix: Don't ask us...


(Reboot season 4 episode : My Two Bobs.)

[e_voyager]

lol i loved that episode

"Whoever said that the law is supposed to be for the sane?" Scott Kellogg

[King Of Hearts]

Spoilers for "watchmen"













There is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon, I shall not compromise this.
-Rorschach

then a second later he is blown up into a bloody pulp by a virtual deity.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Spoilers for "watchmen"

Damnit, you made me go and pull out the graphic novel for re-reading purposes. Whee, spoilers!


















Inside
"Rorschach...? Rorschach, wait! Where are you going? This is too big to be hard-assed about! We have to compromise!"
"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise."

And Outside
"Where are you going?"
"Back to Owlship. Back to America. Evil must be punished. People must be told."
"Rorschach.... you know I can't let you do that."
"Huhhh. Of course. Must protect Veidt's new utopia. One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. Well? What are you waiting for? Do it."
"Rorschach..."
"DO IT!"