Favorite Quotes!

[KarlOmega1]

"But why is the rum gone?!"
-Jack Sparrow, POTC : Curse of the Black Pearl

"Life is cruel...Why should the afterlife be any different?!"
Davy Jones, POTC : Dead Man's Chest.

[techmaster-glitch]

"My peanut!!"
-Jack Sparrow, POTC: At World's End

"Nobody move.... I dropped me brain."
-Jack Sparrow, POTC: At World's End

and the classic...
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!
-Jack Sparrow, POTC: Curse Of The Black Pearl

[Arcalane]

One line I'll always remember from Tiberian Sun, spoken by some nameless grunt;

"Where the HELL are those reinforcements?!"

[bill]

Original Half Life...


"My God! WHAT are you doing?"

Yeah, I heard that alot.

[Tapewolf]

"They're only people."
-- Biroc, Warrior's Gate

[Aleolus]

"Certainty of death...Small chance of success...What are we waiting for?"
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
"Don't tell the elf."  All Gimli, from Lord of the Rings

[techmaster-glitch]

GIMLI: Legolas! I've got two already!
LEGOLAS: I'm on thirteen!
GIMLI: WHA?!? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me! RRRAAARRGGGHH!!! *Chops an Uruk in the crotch with his waraxe*

[King Of Hearts]

Ellie: Thank God!
Lucifer: Thank WHO!?

[Josh Massa]

~"Even if we never find out why we exist, we can choose to give our lives meaning."

[techmaster-glitch]

*Garek and Dukat, two Cardassians, are on DS9 fighting off hoards of invading Klingons. Garek has a Cardy phaser and is blasting Klingons left and right, while Dukat is stuck wrestling with a Klingon over his bat'leth blade thingy. And FYI, a Cardassian "interrogation chamber" is really a torture chamber*


GAREK: *yelling* You know, I find all this hand-to-hand combat really quite distasteful!*Blasts a Klingon*
DUKAT: *wrestling with aformention Klingon over aformentioned bat'leth, and also yelling* I suppose you prefer the simplicity, *manages to get the bat'leth* of an interrogation chamber! *beheads the Klingon*
GAREK: *still yelling* You have to admit, it's much more civilized!!! *blasts another Klingon*

[Nikki]

Oh lord have mercy sweet jesus on the cross with mary and josepth with the moses in the ocean with the pretty fishes and the meanie sharks and the abc's 123's my grandma can kill your grandma and daddy's in the bed half way dead, mother's in the kitchen cookin' fried chicken, sisters at school acting like a fool brother at work acting like a jerk and good lord that friggin' hurt!

mine

[superluser]

Oh lord have mercy sweet jesus on the cross with mary and josepth with the moses in the ocean with the pretty fishes and the meanie sharks and the abc's 123's my grandma can kill your grandma and daddy's in the bed half way dead, mother's in the kitchen cookin' fried chicken, sisters at school acting like a fool brother at work acting like a jerk and good lord that friggin' hurt!

Been reading Sam and Max?

Hello? Yes, Commissioner! Yes?... Yes?... Yes?.. Holy jumping mother o' God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! WE'RE ON OUR WAY! --Sam

[Nikki]

Oh lord have mercy sweet jesus on the cross with mary and josepth with the moses in the ocean with the pretty fishes and the meanie sharks and the abc's 123's my grandma can kill your grandma and daddy's in the bed half way dead, mother's in the kitchen cookin' fried chicken, sisters at school acting like a fool brother at work acting like a jerk and good lord that friggin' hurt!

Been reading Sam and Max?

Hello? Yes, Commissioner! Yes?... Yes?... Yes?.. Holy jumping mother o' God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib! WE'RE ON OUR WAY! --Sam

AH-HAH!!!!

i knew i got that from somewhere...now how did i remember it 0o

[King Of Hearts]

Diana: Don't You take vacations?
Clark Kent: Vacations don't get the story written. I'm a newspaperman; I'll take a vacation when I die.

[Rammenstein]

main Baddie, can't remember his name: "On your tombstone, it should read 'Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.'"

John McClane: "How about Yippey-Kai-Yay Mother-(Censored)?" BANG!

From Live Free or Die Hard

Worf: "No, sir. It is a Gorche."

Picard: *Odd Look*

Data: *Whispers* "Pimple."

Picard: "Oh. Well, it's, ah, hardly noticeable."

Riker: "Wow, you Klingons never do anything small, do you?"

From Star Trek TNG, one of the movies.

[Arcalane]

Any exclamation from TSOALR; "Emperor's Individual Component List!"

--

James T. Kirk: [Happy to see no Tribbles in his command chair] I don't see any Tribbles around here.
Leonard McCoy: And you won't find a Tribble on this entire ship, Jim.
James T. Kirk: Bones, how'd you do that?
Leonard McCoy: Well, I cannot take credit for another man's work. Scotty did it.
James T. Kirk: Scotty! Where are the tribbles?
Montgomery Scott: Oh, uh, Captain, it was really Mr. Spock's recommendation.
James T. Kirk: Of course. Spock?
Spock: Based on computer analysis, of course, taking into account the possibilities of...
James T. Kirk: Gentlemen, I don't want to interrupt this mutual admiration society, but I'd like to know where the tribbles are.
Leonard McCoy: Tell him, Spock.
Spock: Well, it was Mr. Scott who performed the actual engineering.
James T. Kirk: Mr. Scott. [Articulately] Where are the tribbles?
Montgomery Scott: I used the transporter, Captain.
James T. Kirk: [Confused] You used the transporter?
Montgomery Scott: Aye.
James T. Kirk: Well, where did you transport them?
[Scotty looks around, and then everybody else looks elsewhere...]
James T. Kirk: Scott, you didn't transport them into space, did you?
Montgomery Scott: Captain Kirk, that'd be inhuman.
James T. Kirk: Well, where are they?
Montgomery Scott: I gave them a very good home, sir.
James T. Kirk: [Furious] Where?!
Montgomery Scott: I gave them to the Klingons, sir.
James T. Kirk: [Incrediously] You gave them to the Klingons?!
Montgomery Scott: Aye, sir. Before they went into warp, I transported the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all.

[Illusionist]

Some from Yu-Gi-Oh abridged...Because Little Kuriboh is a God.

Yugi:: Grandpa! Are you okay?!
Solomon Moto: For some reason playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured!
Seto Kaiba: That's right. And now, watch this! [rips Blue-Eyes White Dragon card in half]
Yugi: Grandpa's special super-rare awesome super-card!
Joey: What the heck did you do that for?
Seto Kaiba: So that it can never be used against me.
Yugi: In that case, why not just tear up every card in the whole world?
Seto Kaiba: Shut up and duel me.
Yugi: Don't worry, grandpa. I'll win this duel with your deck!
Solomon Moto: Wait-wait a minute. I've been injured, so you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch-rival?
Yugi: Pretty much.
Solomon Moto: No wonder your parents are never around!

Yami-Yugi: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Seto Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami-Yugi: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Seto Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money.

Solomon Moto:I hope this isn't one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days.
Pegasus: Seven days..
Solomon Moto: Oh snap, I knew it!

Téa: Come on Tristan! Let's sneak on board like Solid Snake!
Tristan: Don't our parents even care that we're missing?

Yami Yugi: You're some kind of moron, you know that?
Mokuba: A moron who has all your star chips!
Yami Yugi: DAMN that kid moves fast!
Mokuba: Stealing makes everything better
Yami Yugi: Wait, Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing. Think. What would your brother say if he saw you now?
Seto Kaiba: [in thought bubble] Well done, Mokuba. Now steal something from Joey too!
Yami Yugi: Okay, but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douchebag?

Yami Yugi: Aha! See? You're not a ghost at all! You're some kind of... gay clown apparently.

[Fuyudenki]

Ninjabear.  She doesn't make bear noises, so she is stealthy and silent, but if you provoke her, she will maul you horribly.
-Matt Wiggins(www.loadingreadyrun.com)

--Which is no mean feat for a country which probably has 'iron grip monopoly' fetish videos.
-Grahm Stark(of the same)

[KarlOmega1]

"No, Bumblebee...No lubricating on the humans!"
-Optimus Prime, Transformers Movie (2007)

(Yeah, I saw the movie...and I enjoyed it)

[Xuzaf D]

"I am...................
















CAPTAIN COMMANDO"

[Fuyudenki]

"No, Bumblebee...No lubricating on the humans!"
-Optimus Prime, Transformers Movie (2007)

(Yeah, I saw the movie...and I enjoyed it)

That sounds... WRONG somehow.

[Drake Manaweilder]

"Docter P. is in the house!"
"Stop that."
-Rikku and Paine, FFX2

"Lets see here, who's the most celebrated celebrity..."
"Yuna, run!"
-Tobil and Paine, FFX2

[Janus Whitefurr]

"Time to play, pendejo!"
~ Elvis, God Hand

"You little fool. Don't you understand how powerful I am?"
"Oh, yeah. Sorry for waking you, but don't worry. I'll tuck you right back into bed soon enough..."
~ Angra and Gene, God Hand

"Together we are the... MAD! MIDGET! FIVE!" *ting*
"....douchebags!"
~ The MMV and Gene, God Hand

[AngelSephy]

[after Rocco gets his finger shot off]
Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Connor: Yeah, well it's not.

Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri
Connor: Et Fili
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti

I love Boondock Saints. Connor and Murphy are so cute! lol

[Fuyudenki]

Why do you guys always ask about bombs and stuff?
-Dr. Evan McHugh

If she threatens to kill me, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!

Excuse me, why are you shooting at me?

Where is my question?


(credit for these last 3 is difficult to assign...)

[Drake Manaweilder]

From Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons Of Liberty:

Otacon: Ha ha. You know, you're a pretty interesting guy. You're just like Snake said.
Raiden: ...What did he say?
Otacon: That you're a weak, simple-minded, stubborn fool.
Raiden: A-a weak simple minded...
Otacon: Ah, don't worry, he didn't mean anything bad by it.
Raiden: "Nothing Bad"? What could possibly be worse that that? That lying, useless, backstabbing, mincing son of a --
Otacon: Raiden, I'm his friend. I know him better than anyone else. I know he's not that kind of guy.
Raiden: Yeah? So what?
Otacon:   And, by the way... there's one more thing you should probably know about Snake.
Raiden: What?
Otacon: He's right here.
Raiden: ...Next to you?
Otacon: Yep.
Raiden: Did he hear...
Otacon: Every word.
Snake: *very un-amused look*
Raiden: I'm, uh... I'm just gonna get back to the mission now.

[mini-lion]

"We're missing something"
"Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don't you think?"
- House MD

[Illusionist]

"No, Bumblebee...No lubricating on the humans!"
-Optimus Prime, Transformers Movie (2007)

Wait, WHAT?

[techmaster-glitch]

Go watch the movie. It will all make sense then.

[Fuyudenki]

well, obviously, it's supposed to be a drop-in replacement for "urinating," but it sounds like something XXX-rated.