Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Roureem Egas]

How do you know that you are?

I know I are getting sick of such questions.

sorry about that it's a question a ran across a few days ago and could answer it. i was hoping for a different perspective. is slightly different form the questions at the beginning of the second episode of VanDread which run along the lines of 
"
what are you? 
why do you exist?
what is the proof that you are who you are?"

do you dislike philosophical questions?

I tend to hate philosophical questions, partly because I find questioning my very existence to be pointless and partly because it reminds me that I've failed an intro to nitpicking and choosing interpretations (Philosophy 1000 - "Critical Thinking" <_<).

[Zedd]

Does you belive in aggro reseting?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What's the reason some people like to get fat?

[techmaster-glitch]

I was reading a history book, watching some movies, and playing some games recently, and two totally ridiculously random hypothetical situations occured to me.

If someone were to time travel to George Washington, what would he think if he was shown
A) The Matrix trilogy (the 'lobby shooting spree' scene of No.1 comes to mind in particular)
and
B) The Destroy All Humans! video game ('It's probin' time...")
(bypassing the obvious "Incredible! Moving portraits on a windowed box! What witchcraft is this?", but still retaining his old-world mind and knowledge)

[roninfoxtail]

What is this newfangled "air" I keep hearing about?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What is this newfangled "air" I keep hearing about?

And what about this "outside world" I've been hearing about also?

[GabrielsThoughts]

can you tell me about the stars in the sky?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

Ooo. I've done this one experimentally, as it were. Can I answer? :-]

[Brunhidden]

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

Ooo. I've done this one experimentally, as it were. Can I answer? :-]

if anyone asks what happens when you feed seagull alkaselzer, my brother has done WEEKS of research on this.

Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.

[Gabi]

Does you belive in aggro reseting?

Belive?

What's the reason some people like to get fat?

I don't think anyone likes it, they just can't help it in some cases,

I was reading a history book, watching some movies, and playing some games recently, and two totally ridiculously random hypothetical situations occured to me.

If someone were to time travel to George Washington, what would he think if he was shown
A) The Matrix trilogy (the 'lobby shooting spree' scene of No.1 comes to mind in particular)
and
B) The Destroy All Humans! video game ('It's probin' time...")
(bypassing the obvious "Incredible! Moving portraits on a windowed box! What witchcraft is this?", but still retaining his old-world mind and knowledge)

Well, I obviously didn't get to know him, but I think he'd be too overwhelmed by the whole situation and the new environment for those 2 things to make any significant difference.

What is this newfangled "air" I keep hearing about?

It's what you would get if you could remove all the pollution from the atmosphere.

What is this newfangled "air" I keep hearing about?

And what about this "outside world" I've been hearing about also?

It's everything that's not within the "inside world". The limit between both may vary according to your perception.

can you tell me about the stars in the sky?

Yes.

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

No, they don't melt, but they do die. Their bodily fluids are released in an attempt to get rid of the salt and they die of dehydration.

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

Ooo. I've done this one experimentally, as it were. Can I answer? :-]

That's nasty, llearch.

Do slugs really melt when you salt them?

Ooo. I've done this one experimentally, as it were. Can I answer? :-]

if anyone asks what happens when you feed seagull alkaselzer, my brother has done WEEKS of research on this.

Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.

Bad muse. We'll have to find a good way to punish you.

[e_voyager]

will you tell me  a secret?

[Azlan]

will you tell me  a secret?

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[Zedd]

Where did and whatever happened to the Hamburglar,Mayor McCheese,Officer Big Mac,Birdie the Early Bird(Whos oldly perky like RJ ) and the rest of the gang we loved?

[Kenji]

Where did and whatever happened to the Hamburglar,Mayor McCheese,Officer Big Mac,Birdie the Early Bird(Whos oldly perky like RJ ) and the rest of the gang we loved?

They got eaten by ronald. Why do you think he's so hyper lately? Burning of decades of built up excess energy from those guys' flesh.

[e_voyager]

Who is the Axe wielding Yappy In Kenji's Sig?  ( no seriously i can't recall who it's modded off of)

[Kenji]

Who is the Axe wielding Yappy In Kenji's Sig?  ( no seriously i can't recall who it's modded off of)

Presea from Tales of Symphonia.
Cutest axe murdering psycopath that can lift a truck. Ever.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What happens when you feed a dog chocolate?

[Zedd]

What if god made a cake soooo big and chocolatey not even she could lift or eat?

[Brunhidden]

and if so would it be labeled 'devils food', 'death by chocolate', or 'german'

The pie is also evil

[Gabi]

What happens when you feed a dog chocolate?

If it's a very small one there's a chance nothing might happen, but chocolate tends to upset a dog's digestive system. And then the dog is sick and you have to clean up the mess.

What if god made a cake soooo big and chocolatey not even she could lift or eat?

That question doesn't make any sense.

and if so would it be labeled 'devils food', 'death by chocolate', or 'german'

The pie is also evil

(Bottom => anything)=Bottom

[Brunhidden]

i assume this is because i am dumb

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

and if so would it be labeled 'devils food', 'death by chocolate', or 'german'

"German White Chocolate Woman With Almonds" ?

Or is the reference completely missing?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why can't I ever think of anything clever/witty to say until after the conversation?

[Gabi]

Brunhidden, this isn't funny anymore (if it ever was). You're recurrently breaking the rules of this game. If you see the first post and read through the AP Team list you should notice your name isn't in that list. So stop doing that.

[Aridas]

Can you tell me why, why why why why why, she ran away?

[Gabi]

Can you tell me why, why why why why why, she ran away?

I wonder.

[e_voyager]

does anyone know when web comics appreciation day is?

[Cogidubnus]

I need a good india ink pen. You know, the ones that you dip? My current one sucks - where, oh where, might I procure a good one?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What is the best thing to use for drawing with?