Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Cogidubnus]

How can cheaters never win, but losers never cheat?

[Kenji]

How can cheaters never win, but losers never cheat?

They get taken to limbo.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Do you like your cookie burn or extra cripsy?

[ShadesFox]

Do you like your cookie burn or extra cripsy?

Depends on the make and model

[Castle Pokemetroid]

If you could, would you have the powers of a pyromancer?

[Kenji]

If you could, would you have the powers of a pyromancer?

No, I'd much rather have ice. Or lightning. Yup.

[ShadesFox]

If you could, would you have the powers of a pyromancer?

Set things on fire mostly.  I mean, really all you can do with that sort of power is setting things on fire.  Then again, you are setting things, ON FIRE.  How much more do you need then that.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

If you could, would you have the powers of a pyromancer?

Set things on fire mostly.  I mean, really all you can do with that sort of power is setting things on fire.  Then again, you are setting things, ON FIRE.  How much more do you need then that.

What kind of mancer would you be then?

[ShadesFox]

If you could, would you have the powers of a pyromancer?

Set things on fire mostly.  I mean, really all you can do with that sort of power is setting things on fire.  Then again, you are setting things, ON FIRE.  How much more do you need then that.

What kind of mancer would you be then?

The, "I blow you up with bombs", mancer.

[e_voyager]

how does one awaken to a dream?

[Kenji]

how does one awaken to a dream?

Be a narcoleptic cubi on the job.

[Zedd]

how does one awaken to a dream?

Be a narcoleptic cubi on the job.

Do I count?

[Kenji]

how does one awaken to a dream?

Be a narcoleptic cubi on the job.

Do I count?

No.

[KarlOmega1]

Are any of the APF team fans of the old CGI cartoon "Reboot"?

[Kenji]

Are any of the APF team fans of the old CGI cartoon "Reboot"?

*double taps his hat, grows ginormous guns of nullification magnitudes, and takes aim with a lazer eye at Mr. Omega*

[Cogidubnus]

Two questions that nag me yet.

I discussed communism with my roommate over milk and apple pie. What does this mean?

Do Baristas make good adventurers?

[ShadesFox]

Two questions that nag me yet.

I discussed communism with my roommate over milk and apple pie. What does this mean?

Do Baristas make good adventurers?

It means you like milk and pie with your discussions.

I would think not.  Especially if you could get lab mice.

[Zedd]

Is it too late to eat a jolly rancher in middle of the morning?
How do I shoot web?

[e_voyager]

Amber's birthday is this month. how can we make it special for her?

[Kenji]

Is it too late to eat a jolly rancher in middle of the morning?
How do I shoot web?

Putting rules on candy isn't very jolly.
The same magic that lets you usually misspell words, but properly spell the word that was supposed to be misspelled as a quote.

Amber's birthday is this month. how can we make it special for her?

No. August is the month of death.
DEATH.

[Azlan]

No. August is the month of death.
DEATH.

Run in fear!  It has claimed my yard... what is next?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What happened to all the old cartoons?

[Fuyudenki]

How I mine for fish?

I think that IS my nonsense question.

[Gabi]

What happened to all the old cartoons?

They tend to come back every now and then, mostly in Boomerang.

How I mine for fish?

I think that IS my nonsense question.

You could go digging for them, but you're unlikely to find any that aren't long dead.

I've resisted my urge to treat that one as a rhetorical question.

[e_voyager]

How do you know that you are?

[Kenji]

How do you know that you are?

I know I are getting sick of such questions.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

If you were to guess the number of questions that were asked, how much tries do you think you would need before getting the right number of the questions asked?

[Kenji]

If you were to guess the number of questions that were asked, how much tries do you think you would need before getting the right number of the questions asked?

We don't guess.
We research.
When we feel like it.
Ergo we would only need one try.

[Azlan]

If you were to guess the number of questions that were asked, how much tries do you think you would need before getting the right number of the questions asked?

The answers we give are always right.  In some universe, dimension or reality that is.

[e_voyager]

How do you know that you are?

I know I are getting sick of such questions.

sorry about that it's a question a ran across a few days ago and could answer it. i was hoping for a different perspective. is slightly different form the questions at the beginning of the second episode of VanDread which run along the lines of 
"
what are you? 
why do you exist?
what is the proof that you are who you are?"

do you dislike philosophical questions?