Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[GabrielsThoughts]

why do people assume I use drugs?

I don't use drugs, I rarely drink caffeine, and just because I find joy in life people think I'm on crazy pills.

[Fuyudenki]

If you could eat and eat and not get fat, what would you eat?

Can we answer "tapeworms" to this one?

You disturb me, good sir.

would "tapewolves" be better?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Can we answer "tapeworms" to this one?

You disturb me, good sir.

Does that mean it's working?

[ShadesFox]

If you could eat and eat and not get fat, what would you eat?

Can we answer "tapeworms" to this one?

Tapeworms is always a valid answer.

why do people assume I use drugs?

I don't use drugs, I rarely drink caffeine, and just because I find joy in life people think I'm on crazy pills.

They are uncreative.  They can't think of anything better then drugs to get their kicks.  That and/or they can't think of anything better to make fun of you about.  Drugs are a nice catch all in that regard.

If you could eat and eat and not get fat, what would you eat?

Can we answer "tapeworms" to this one?

You disturb me, good sir.

would "tapewolves" be better?

Doubt it.

Can we answer "tapeworms" to this one?

You disturb me, good sir.

Does that mean it's working?

The tape worms?  I'm thinking it takes a bit longer then that.

[Zedd]

Why are people printing images or words on my food?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Why do some foods have like 50 wrapers needed to open till you get to the acual thing?

[Kenji]

Why do some foods have like 50 wrapers needed to open till you get to the acual thing?

So you'll work off the extra calories you're about to consume.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come I eat alot (I can out eat some of my fat friends), but yet I'm like, underweight? Like, 92% of my grade level out weights me.

[Kenji]

Your stomach learned how to godmode.
That or it has a good transportation system.

[xHaZxMaTx]

How come I eat so little, yet I weigh so much more than my friends that eat more.

And (this is a serious question) why do girls wear thongs?  They don't look all that comfortable (uncomfortable, in fact) and they seem to defeat the whole purpose of wearing underwear.

[Kenji]

How come I eat so little, yet I weigh so much more than my friends that eat more.

And (this is a serious question) why do girls wear thongs?  They don't look all that comfortable (uncomfortable, in fact) and they seem to defeat the whole purpose of wearing underwear.

Your stomach is a packrat.

So they don't have to worry about flossing there later with the washcloth.

[e_voyager]

what become of the unanswered on this thread?

[Kenji]

what become of the unanswered on this thread?

[Zedd]

My tummy hurts...Feels like I ate a knife...Is this a problem?

[Kenji]

My tummy hurts...Feels like I ate a knife...Is this a problem?

Knife swallowers are just suicidal people who want to make the coroner's job easier. Just push down and it cuts itself open.

[e_voyager]

are you magic man?
where  did project suck go?
who's stronger Zero or X?
why is the title mega man given to the strongest / most capable robot of an era?

[ShadesFox]

are you magic man?
where  did project suck go?
who's stronger Zero or X?
why is the title mega man given to the strongest / most capable robot of an era?

No, I'm the APF, get it straight.
I think it went to bed.
X, with the Zero saber.  I forget which one that was but it was fun.
Because the robots hate you.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

What do you find strange?

[Gabi]

What do you find strange?

Many things, really. Myself, for example.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Why has my project been such a failure?

[Kenji]

Why has my project been such a failure?

That information is confidential.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Why don't I have 300 posts yet? I post every other day.

[Roureem Egas]

Why don't I have 300 posts yet? I post every other day.

*crumples up into a ball of paper, then tosses it into a trashcan*

If a pyro in the house wants to burn the question later, feel free. Just, don't do it here and try to contain the damage, mkay?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Can someone burn this one too?

[Zedd]

Where do anime chars buy their hairgel

[Angel]

At what age does acne cease to be a problem?

Is there any cure for a sweet tooth?

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Do you think it's okay of the fact that I feel lazyer and lazyer?

[Fuyudenki]

Why don't I have 300 posts yet? I post every other day.

*crumples up into a ball of paper, then tosses it into a trashcan*

If a pyro in the house wants to burn the question later, feel free. Just, don't do it here and try to contain the damage, mkay?

*raises hand*  oh, oh!  me, me, please, I, me, can me, I burn it?

Flamethrowers: giving fire a fighting chance has never been so much fun!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Why do people just love to burn things?

[bill]

Why do cheaters prosper?