Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[e_voyager]

granted but they are don in English and they need to be in Latin. good luck rewriting  them

i wish that i had respect of my peers with out me threatening to annihilate them them first

[GabrielsThoughts]

i wish america would wise up and use cars that run on ethenol

It might interest you to know we actually do have vehicles that run on ethanol, in fact most vehicles made within the last 10 years  are flex-fuel vehicles. We just don't have access to Ethanol at the pump, and while it is a natural fuel source there is no evidence that it is cleaner burning. Also hybrid vehicles engines (i.e. the Prius and others) tend to clank with the greener burning fuel.The Idea that global pollution is all America's fault is a misnomer, the truth is that China is the big bad, and Corporations with operations overseas are actually responsible. Corporations, don't represent America, they are global, and they are capitalists (Not unlike Micheal Moore ) , and while they used to be part of the United states many of them have relocated to France, Japan, Mexico, China, and India so they would no longer have to pay government(American)  taxes. That myth that 1/3 of all the worlds resources go to America is also a myth, but then again no one bothers to check up on anything.

[techmaster-glitch]

That and ethanol is actually a phoney solution. There are many reasons why, but chief among them is, while it is true that ethanol burns cleaner thsan gasoline, the process to actually make ethanol from processed oil and "corn" pollutes just as much, if not more, than gasoline cars themselves.

[Ryudo Lee]

i wish that i had respect of my peers with out me threatening to annihilate them them first

Granted, but they start threatening you now, forcing you to go forward with your previous threats.  It must be lonely being peerless... and a wanted criminal.

I wish I had the perfect firewall.

[lucas marcone]

granted. it's a wall in your house. oops the house burnt down. my bad.





i wish it wasn't so damn hard trying to get back into a regular sleeping schedule.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted... you never sleep again.


I wish for more Abel's story to update regularly.

EDIT: BRAIN NO WORKIE, I wish that Abel's story would update more regularly.

[Fex]

Your wish is granted but you can't see it

I wish to have 2 black wings on my back =3

[lucas marcone]

granted try moveing with those airplane wings crushing you.



i wish for more people to use some common sense

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but "some" gets defined as "miniscule" so no one can tell the difference anyway.

I wish for the term "Lohan'd" that got coined by one of my local radio stations today (meaning to get really wasted) would catch on worldwide.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, Miss Lohan then gets married to you.  Lohan'd changes to (INSERT YOUR LAST NAME)'d and your name is spoken among the rednecks, and alcholics for century's


I wish for my own tv series

[DarkAudit]

Granted. It's canceled five minitues into it's first episode and replaced with Sanjaya.

I wish I had a video library of every movie ever produced anywhere in the world.

[lucas marcone]

granted. you are arrested by the FBI for stockpileing child pornography. you have the right to remain silent. ect ect ect





i wish for a butterfly

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Stephanie reassemble?

(And that's gonna go -right- over people's heads...)

I wish I was still on holiday...

[Ryudo Lee]

@GabrielsThoughts: That would be awesome!


Granted, but when you get back this time you find that DM has really screwed this whole thing up and it's up to you to figure out what he did and how to fix it.

I wish I could have a nice long paid stress-free holiday.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now a panellist on a star trek convention the panels is on one step beyond technology. but it's all expense paid so enjoy.

i wish that i could go to certain people one and  like them to the creation of entire worlds over which the have much power but also much responsibility.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but remember the old axiom... power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.  Those certain people become the perfect examples of that.

I wish I could truly understand how the human brain works.

[lucas marcone]

granted. "how's ryudo's brain's disection comeing? good good and you ghost of ryudo how are you doing?



i wish my city of heros account was payed off.

[e_voyager]

granted but the server crashed and lost all of your hero data. ah well you can tray again if you wish after all you account is paid up now.

i wish i had more  time for games

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are now underemployed.



I wish to see the supernova of a star.

[Angel]

Granted. You go blind.

I wish my desk wasn't so cluttered.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Someone just went past, put a bin at one end, and lifted the other. Your desk is now clean. Completely clear, even...



I wish I had more focus.

[e_voyager]

(actually i'm currently spending my time looking for work that's why i have no time for games)

granted but it is only occurs in ten second burst. enjoy

i wish i had my own quantum computer with atomic pile power source for returning to the past.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now you can't get back... incidentally, look out for that giant dinosaur... ooo that had to hurt.

I wish I could speed read.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

G   r   a   n   t   e   d   .      Y   o   u      m   a   y      n   o   t   i   c   e      s   o   m   e      s   i   d   e       e   f   f   e   c   t   s   ,      b   u   t      t   h   e   y      s   h   o   u   l   d      w   e   a   r      o   f   f      b   y      m   o   r   n   i   n   g   .


I wish I'd been a bit more creative with that one.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but then you are blocked from all future wish granting.

I wish i was the best guitar player ever.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but every time you try to play a note the RIAA sues you for copyright infringement at $10,000 a pop.

I wish I had a replicator like on Star Trek programmed with all the recipes that ever appeared on Food Network.

[lucas marcone]

granted. you don't realize however most klingon food is poisonous to humans. too bad huh?





i wish i could fix my mp3 player each time the soddering joint comes loose.

[e_voyager]

granted now you can and it becomes a daily task. enjoy the drudgery

i wish that misty the mouse was back to updatiing. i never did get to see how that last story arc ended.

[lucas marcone]

granted. 404 file not found



i wish myspace has a filter that filtered out all the people with "nude modeling photos" AWAY from my profile

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now you get all the people with "gratuitous ugly fat hairy guys pr0n".

I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people.