Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's a browser cookie, and it's tracing what you do on the Internet.

And you should be ashamed of yourself for visiting -those- sites, you really should.


I wish I got to bed earlier.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but while you were sleeping, DA was visiting -those- sites on your computer.

I wish I could fall asleep and wake up at will.

[Angel]

Granted... but you lose control of your bowels.

Je souhaite que je sache comment à commencer mon essai français.
(I wish I knew how to start my French essay.)

[lucas marcone]

granted. but you forget all french except how to say "eat shit and die"



i wish i knew how to say "eat shit and die" in every language in the universe.

[Madd the Sane]

Granted, but that is the only thing you can say in any language.

I wish I didn't have classes that started so early.

[lucas marcone]

hay no piggybacks!


granted but you still sleep through them enjoi your F



i wish for a giant robot......cause chicks dig giant robots

[Angel]

Granted. But it's Megatron.

I wish I could find a few more SNES games.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but they're all really badly made Bible themed games.

I wish for the next poster to corrupt my wish without using the word "the".

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, there is no way that you'll ever understand it.


I wish I had more patience.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but in another language "patience" ends up being the name of a smally fuzzy animal with a nasty disposition... and you have a lot of them... and they're hungry.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

[lucas marcone]

granted now you're in a coma. and the hospital staff nick named you wife TCW or tasty coma wife. (watch scrubs for reference)







i wish for more love everywhere.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but spreading your love around gets you serving 10-20.  You really should learn to keep your trenchcoat closed.

I wish I could produce the greatest movie evar.

[lucas marcone]

granted however it's porn so now everyone views you as moraless scum while at the same time praiseing you for them being able to get their rocks off.



i wish i was the star in the movie...and that it's straight porn, with attractive women.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're female, and are the token non-attractive one, to boot. Good luck with the bukkake scene. (Incidentally, bukkake  isn't in the FireFox dictionary - I have no idea why...)


I wish I had more time to talk...

[Angel]

Granted... but now the only people left to talk to are n00bs who can't spell.

I wish I knew whether I killed that squirrel on the road or not. I hate feeling so guilty.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. Instead, you trade places with me and feel guilty for running over a cute little wild brown bunny that ran right in front of you. There was a rumble/thumping sound, clearly from the floor of the car. You never got a chance to look back.

I wish I didn't just do that to poor Black_Angel. I feel bad for that now

[lucas marcone]

granted.but she did it to you.



i wish for a perfect government.

[Madd the Sane]

Granted, but it only happens after the Apocalypse, after millions of people have died.

I wish that local networks would return to running children's shows in the afternoon.

[lucas marcone]

granted. they're hitlar youth childrens shows




i wish hitler was killed during his trench running years in WWI

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but someone far worse comes into power before WW2 that makes Hitler and the Nazi's look like pansies.  Thanks a lot.

I wish I could mass produce the world's most delicious cookies.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. The ingredients are all banned by the FDA and all other countries ten minutes after they go on store shelves.

I wish Ahmedinejad would declare himself insane and unfit to hold power then check into a mental institution for the rest of his days.

[lucas marcone]

i can not corrupt shuch a noble wish.



i wish iran iraq and all the other middle easern countries went thorough the hippie period right about now.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but with ideals such as "free love" being passed around, Fox News becomes little more than an "all middle-eastern porn all the time" channel, because even though they're professing peace and protesting the war, our soldiers are still gonna be out there.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get nothing.

Not an electronic sausage. And you with this terrible pain in all the diodes down your left side...


I wish I wasn't quite so verbose, sometimes.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now you're a mute.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish on my last post.

[lucas marcone]

granted. and for disrupting my being able to make a witty come back.....DEATH BY SNU SNU!





i wish i would land on the planet of the hot smart and totaly into me space amazons

[Zedd]

Granted, Now your fested apon the totaly hot amazons and now you fester inside their bowels and soon end up #2 or #1..Be glad they where totaly into you..Well your taste and boiled flavors anyhow. Enjoy being a new skull apon the high mothers fireplace!

I wish I had a bowl reeses pieces candy cereal right now and thats not spoiled or rotten incudling the milk and cereal itself with a real clean spoon!

[lucas marcone]

granted but seeing as there still the candy and not the puffs it tastes rather unpleasnt.





i wish i wernt just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind

[Boog]

Granted. Now you have no CLUE where the pieces of your mind have got off to.

I wish for an essay about one of my significant childhood experiences. It has to be typed, double spaced, size twelve font and ready to be handed in by tomorrow. Also, it has to have had four days of work put into it

[Fallo]

Granted, but before you get to turn it something happens to the essay that makes it unable to read.

I wish I could go into my computer and travel throughout the internet.