Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[DarkAudit]

Granted. Now it's all of the Potter fanfic all the time.

I wish for Tom Batuik to get even more of the same cancer he gave Lisa.

[Angel]

Granted. He dies, to the heightened grief of fans of the strip. You monster.

I wish I was tougher.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you are now a baby sting ray...anything that can take down Steve Erwin is the toughest creature alive.

I wish I could host Saturday Night Live. 

[DarkAudit]

Granted. The show is canceled for good thirty seconds into your opening monologue.

I wish Fernando Alonso would STFU.

(Teed that one up for ya, Bill. Have at it.)

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted.
but you have to too.

and actually wear a tutu.


I wish that I had the most awesome script in the world to use in my Film and Video class.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The last word in every sentence is missing from your copy.


I wish I had more patience

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted, but when they discover you're not a doctor they take away your priveleges.

I wish for time.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you have *mfrmble* months to live.

I wish I wasn't broke all the time.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You've been "fixed".


I wish I could go home. Ooo, look at the time...

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but halfway there you're called back to repair a major problem and you're the only one who can be contacted.  But don't worry, it shouldn't take too long... maybe the whole weekend.  Hope you've got a sleeping bag in your trunk.

I wish I were a highly charismatic person.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. You are George W. Bush, who, in the very near future, will be assasinated for being a total dumbass

I wish I mad more Lucky Charms.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted. You are now a slave to the Lucky Charm factory.
(mmmm typoes!)

I wish that Kirby would stop spinning around like that... 

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. He stops spinning, looks at you, then opens his mouth wide, sucking you bodily into his interior in a massive suction whirlwind, then powers up to become... Sienna Kirby!



I wish I couldv'e resisted doing that

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Sienna Kirby? There's a difference?

Granted, but the only way you could do so was by locking yourself in a closet, where you grow old and die.

I wish I could stop 'torturing' techmaster-glitch so much.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now it's llearch's job.

I wish I had the power of directed pyrokinesis.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted, but sadly you use it one day while a mirror happens to be nearby.

I wish that the noodles I'm eating weren't cold.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, my directed pyrokinesis (after being ricocheted off of a handy mirror) heats up your soup... to lip and tongue burning proportions, to the third degree.  Sorry.

I wish to have the answer to each and every single question ever asked and ever to be asked.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're in random order, and you can't choose which one you remember in which sequence.


I wish I... no, I'm already torturing tech. Uh... I wish... no, that one's come true as well. Uh....

Hmm. I wish all the comics I am reading came to a definite and final end, -after- the story was complete, and before the artist dies.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, Unfortunately each issue is now the begining of the series... a pioneering idea started by Gabrielsthoughts whereby each issue is the first issue with a self sustaining storyline, and is linked to the others by a common idea or character with no real goal in mind other than random fun, while poking fun at every comic book stereotype... Kinda like the idea behind deadpool, but without the constant threat of death.



I wish my comic had  more readers.

[Madd the Sane]

Granted, however your readers go to the forum and nitpick everything and tear it apart, completely ignoring any attempts at humor or satire, and get offended at the slightest thing.

I wish that I could have a computer that can run Mac OS 10.5 smoothly.

[LionHeart]

Granted. The computer won't run any applications, but it runs the OS just fine.

I wish I had something original to wish for.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. I have an original corruption for it...

What?

I wish I had a Warp-Aci.
(And, dammit llearch, now I want to know what it was you were going to 'torture' me with, you sneaky devil you...)

[e_voyager]

granted but your warp arc Cero is busy plotting your downfall as we speak

i wish that i had more control over time  so that i wouldn't need to plot to travel through it

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you can only travel through a few seconds at a time.

I wish my salary was a lot higher.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted, but you literally had to give up your arm and leg to get it.

I wish I had a wild imagination.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You find yourself unable to tame it, and are stuck imagining all sorts of unpleasant things at the worst times possible.

Particularly when you're trying to eat.



I wish I... no, I've got that. Hmmm.

Oh, yes, I've done this one before, haven't I? I wish I had something to wish for.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted.
You now have nothing.

(Silly llearch, that's already what happens )

I wish for... a dance party.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the only people who attend are awkward balding overweight white guys who only know how to do the Macarena.

I wish I could memorize everything I read.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, unfortunately because of a tragic car accident you are incapable of forming new memories. that's not entirely true you still have those memories of the cat in the hat movie, the wikerman, silent hill, and resident Evil Apocalypse to enjoy.


I wish for speed ad agility unlike anything anyone has seen before 

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You're now in an alternate world with no other people around. By definition, you've got speed and agility unlike anything seen before over there.

I wish I didn't feel so tense right now. Or that I could focus on my accounting homework.