Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[techmaster-glitch]

I wish Tech-Dude would admit to the awesomeness of Ninjas.

Ha! I got one! Granted, I admit that ninjas are awsome. However, you admit that any ninja, no matter how skilled, can get his ass whupped by a robot!

I wish you guys would stop spamming the Arena.

Granted. You are spamming it instead, and the admins and mods come and bust you for it

I wish MegaMan was real.

[Arcalane]

Granted. However, it's an evil twin or something and he decides to assimilate you.

Sucker.

I wish EA would stop releasing renumbered and slightly changed versions of sports games every year.

[Catffeinated]

Granted, however the next update causes your gaming system to blow up, along with half of your house.

I wish I was better at archery

[e_voyager]

granted you go back in time and make nastifacations with your great gradmother causeing you to be your own great grand father. there by makeing you resistant to the D brainwave.




i wish some one got the refrence

i doubt that mama Wily would have been up for that even in her prime or that it would affect little Albert in a good way... but thing Albert did seem to like robots better them humans. ah well.

granted you can no his a target at 400 meters but nothing closer.

i wish that i had more time for the Web

[Catffeinated]

i wish that i had more time for the Web

Granted, however all sites on the web has been replaced with pointless, boring news articles.

I wish this game had a point

[e_voyager]

Granted you now understand the point of this game and it wraps your mind

i wish that.i have my online powers offline.

[Caswin]

Granted you now understand the point of this game and it wraps your mind

i wish that.i have my online powers offline.

"i wish that."... alright then, the last guy's wish is granted.  Your mind is wrapped - or warped, whichever you prefer - as well.  Good luck using your powers now.

I wish I could eat like Kirby.

[Unreliabel Dragon]

Granted but because your not kirby you get too fat to get out of your house.

I wish for a unlimited supply of ice cream.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. People keep asking you if you've blown a seal.


I wish I'd been able to focus on coding.

[Rammenstein]

Granted. It now takes up all of your free time and you no longer have a life.

I wish I had not just seen my friend's packet of NuvaRing. Scarred for life.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You've instead accidently barged in on an intimant moment your friend was having. So now it's scarred AND awkward for life.

I wish I was more sociable.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You were the one his friend was being intimate with.


I wish I wasn't feeling quite that evil...

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. You fell like a pretty flower girl instead.

I wish I had not just seen my friend's packet of NuvaRing. Scarred for life.

Granted. You've instead accidently barged in on an intimant moment your friend was having. So now it's scarred AND awkward for life.

I wish I was more sociable.

Granted. You were the one his friend was being intimate with.

Oh, I sooooooo want to be over at Rammy's house to see his reaction when he reads all that!
Hey wait a sec, that can be my wish! Ok then!
I wish I could be over at Rammy's house to see his reaction when he reads all that!

[Rammenstein]

Granted. I mearly laugh and smile, causing you to wonder why you wasted your time with that.

I wish that my shoulders didn't hurt right now.

[lucas marcone]

granted. your shoulders are replaced by wax sculptures singing the awesomeness of zompirates.




i wish i were a zompirate

[Rammenstein]

Granted. You are now a zompirate. However, since you are a zombie, you are now bound to the person who created you. Unfortunately, he happens to be a necropheliac.

I wish I was a ninja!

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. But you get your ass kicked by a robot, because robots pwn ninjas

I wish I had a pet robot. (I think I can see what's coming)

[Rammenstein]

Granted. You now have a pet robot. Sadly, it is defective and kills you slowly and painfully.

I wish you were less of a robot-obsessive.

[lucas marcone]

granted he is more pirate oriented and because pirates rape ninjas we both kick you ass and hand you over to the very butch pirate ladies to do with as they please.




i wish for world peace!

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. The entire world is completely destroyed.
It's now very peaceful. Thanks a lot, man!

I wish I didn't have to get up in the morning.

[Rammenstein]

Granted. You are dead.

I wish I had more Eyeshield 21 mangas.

[Zedd]

Granted but their all in russian with paper that smells like caca

I wish Kaskar could see the light of posting properly

[Angel]

Granted, even though i don't know Kaskar that well. But for every "bad" poster made eloquent, two more appear. Now we have more n00bs. Great.

I wish my cat was better behaved.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. But then you go and get a badly behaved dog, who eats your newly behaved cat.

I wish I had a different cereal than four boxes of Cinnimon Toast Crunch for the past few weeks. Good stuff, but after four boxes it gets pretty boring

[Angel]

Granted. You have four boxes of stale Raisin Bran. That's what you get for hurting my kitty!

I wish a truly perfect system of government could be created.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. But while there are no longer terrorists on Earth, because the government is perfect and now pleases all humans, there is an entire galaxy full of alien civilizations who envy our governmental perfection. They blow up earth.

I wish nerds ruled the planet. With our superior smarts and nerdiness, we would know exactly how to fight the alien hostiles.

[lucas marcone]

granted. but the jocks still are popular and still smack you around from time to time. and because of the constitution you cant take any real action against them as a whole. too bad.




i wish......OBJECTION!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but.... OVERRULLED!

I wish I could control the position of the moon.

[Zedd]

Granted but sadly you loose your grip and suddenly the weather pattern changes alot more than needed and all humanity is wiped off the map thanks to your new power! Way to go!!

I wish I could way beat that We love katamari game

[lucas marcone]

granted. it unlocks ultra mega hard mode.





i wish for a bucket ful of used unmentionables.