Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Zedd]

Granted, He now resides into a old wooden crate for a home and works with and for hobos now.

I wish the world never seen,heard or created a freak of a cartoon. Walter Melon: Stunt double for Hire

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, instead it's replaced with a reality show: "Zedd - Crash Test Dummy For Hire"

I wish I had a companion cube that I didn't have to incinerate.

[Angel]

Granted. You are incinerated in place of the cube.

I wish I was more organized.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, your home and everything in it is organized chaos...which is arguably worse than no organization at all.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get nothing, but you get it in a stylish box.

... the packaging takes up your entire house.


I wish I had something to wish for.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunatley I've forgotten you wish 


I wish for a giant robot car with a interdimensional space drive, universal translator and several loyal gearheaded friends to help keep the robot from breaking down.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. On your first trip you fly straight into a black hole.

I wish all my PC hardware worked with Linux without spending countless sleepless nights to make it so.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, you have to use Slackware.



I wish I'd gone to bed some hours ago.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but a pardox is created and me and my giant robot crush you when w exit the spacial rift that was created.

I wish I was a billionaire with no debt, no life altering injuries, loyal accountants and no problems with the government.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're being hunted by your business associates, with assassins.



I wish I'd been more organised this morning.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's a day later now so it really doesn't matter anymore.

I wish I could bring about the zombie apocalypse without personally having to suffer in any way shape or form.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're the first zombie.


I wish my son wasn't sick. :-(

[Angel]

Granted. But you are. And now that your son's healthy, he won't leave you alone.

I wish my friend would quit smoking.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now you've taken up smoking and your friend wishes that you would quit smoking but you won't listen.

I wish I could easily confuse people.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. I mean, Not Granted. Uh... Granted. Er....

Oh, gosh, I'm so confused. Do you want me to make you confusing, or not?

(On the down side, you can never get anything that you order correct - not even fast food)

I wish I had a better corruption for that one.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now you can't use it because you're too confused.

I wish I could unlease a bunny horde on the unsuspecting populace, without any ill side effects on myself.

[Angel]

Granted... ever read Pet Shop of Horrors...?

I wish I wasn't allergic to carrots anymore. (I freaking LOVE them, but if I eat them I get hives. It SUCKS.)

[Zedd]

Granted, But now it gives you a killer bowel movment with a chance of painful gas

I wish for a for a pony that will be always at my side that wont rape me in my sleep or kill me

[Angel]

Granted. It's a rocking horse. That's too small.

I wish all the stupid people would finally change their ways.

[e_voyager]

granted unfortunately everyone is stupid to someone.

i wish that people understand my wishes better sot that i would not winch  at the misunderstood corruptions.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Your winch is now broken.



I wish I wasn't so cold.

[e_voyager]

( and i could have sworn the typo sot would have gotten the attention.)

granted old ma wily has captured you and put you to work n the furnace room carting loads of  coal the the blast furnace. ( remember that is the guy that tends to have lava running freely in his fortes as well people)

i with that i misspelled this less.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but by the time you've spellchecked and proofread... it's now next tuesday and your corruption and wish no longer apply.

I wish I was more motivated to get things done.

[Angel]

Granted, but now no-one is motivated enough to appreciate it.

I wish I didn't have such freaky nightmares.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted, now you no-longer sleep. Oh hey, they've also invaded your living day time.

I wish I weren't so tired right now, and could actually focus on the task at hand.

[insanekaosx]

Granted, but you are too hungry to work instead.


I wish I weren't two hours from home.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted.
But the only reason you get to stay at home is because you flunked out of everything, and now have to live in your parent's basement.

I wish I could stop using the '' so much

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now you keep using this one -

- until it's no longer funny.

I wish I could go back in time and stop the origins of reality tv.

[e_voyager]

granted but your attempts to stop reality TV actually star it.

i wish that time travel wishes were harder to corrupt.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but now no one can go forwards in time. its a BACKWARDS UNIVERSE! STREHTORB!

i wish Specsavers wasn't so boring. (im doing a Work Experience week there)