Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Angel]

Granted. But you had to make a certain exchange with a certain red scaly guy with horns. Sorry.

I wish I had more room for all my books.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You don't have enough room to breathe, but that's ok, right?

... right?



I wish I had fewer idiots to deal with at work. Or more people to do the same amount of work...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, unfortunately there are now more people complaining now than there were before, because of this management has decided that all the complaining  means there is not enough work to go around, your workload increases by 700% and the new workers  are mocking you because you have have to do 720% of the work load while they twiddle their thumbs and sit pretty.


I wish for A's in all my classes. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but those classes don't count towards your major or minor.

I wish I had a car that would never run out of gas and never break down.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but it never had any gas any way, and how can something break down if it doesn't work in the first place?

I wish you were free, Genie!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you have to take his place.  Remember, phenominal cosmic powers... iddy-bitty living space.

I wish what I'm wearing would be the height of fashion.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but fashion moves really fast, so in the space of ten seconds, you clothes move from "Height of Fashion" to "Rags"

I wish people in morrowind would stop demanding my intentions while Im walking past them.

[Angel]

Granted. Now they demand your clothing.

I wish I could have a creative burst regarding clay figures.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...Playdoh, I'd like you to meet mister hammer, and misteter bucket of fake blood... hmm now for an incredibly overused idea, I'm thinking Celebrity deathwatch or maybe a clay ball filled with Fake blood and ground beef in the form of someones head being smashed to bits on camera... what are you looking atme like that, it's art too...

I wish for super fast coloring abilities beyond those of mortal men.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. The only color you can use now is puce.

I wish all the gold-selling spammers in Stormwind and Ironforge would wither and die.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's all your fault and you and everyone in a 15 mile radius of you get perma-banned.

I wish I could create the meme to end all memes.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but it also ends YOUR meme.

I wish i could stop time.

[e_voyager]

granted. time stops for you and no one else as you find yourself left behind a statue in a changing world

i wish that i was not sought after by death so often

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but now he does it in the future. 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

I wish i could fly. I wish i could touch the skyyyy.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. But you can't play the guitar like Hendrix could, and you're blamed for his death.


I wish I'd gone home earlier.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but this year your local radio station is giving away a free roasted ham  to one lucky commuter... they're in the helicopter right now an with any luck they'll spot your car.


I wish someone would hug me.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but its an assassin with a retractable spike in his chest, so his hug is deadly!

I wish i could find the thieves guild in Oblivion. Seriously, where is it?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

"It's behind you!"
"No, the other side!"
... etc


Incidentally, GT, I don't have a car. I travel underground, too, which makes it interesting to see a helicopter.


I wish I was already in bed.

[Eibborn]

You are. You have been for the past 20 years, strapped in place due to severe and chronic schizophrenia. I'm sorry. This forum never existed.

I wish I had Toad, or if you prefer a toad, from the Mario series. Yes indeedy, one of my very own.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Don't tease me like that! For a moment there, I thought I didn't have to deal with idiots anymore. ;-]

Granted. He's driving your...

Well, ok. He -was- driving what -used- to be your car. All of them.


I wish I'd been to bed hours ago.

[Angel]

Granted. You're in Alaska.

I wish he'd stop making that wish.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, he actually gets it.

I wish i could do THAT.

[e_voyager]

granted but this power is of the one shot wonder variety. hope you enjoyed it.

i wish that i had the key's to happiness in my collection

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're someone else's keys.


I wish I had the solution to my problems. :-/

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but you also have the solutions to other peoples problems, and they nag you constantly for them.

i wish people adopted the phrase "Lord British is Dead!" whenever something meant to be impossible or improbable happened.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, the phrase replaces "Way to go captain obvious!" ...that anyone feels the compulsion to say it is punishment enough.

I wish for knowledge of everyone's future but my own.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but when you tell people about their future, they don't believe you and do something completely different from what you told them, just to spite you.

I wish someone would get me a companion cube toy for christmas.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but it also comes with a turret and to get shot in the face as you unwrap.

I wish i could find a place to revise Music online.

[BlueTiger]

Granted, but people hate the music you've "revised". They pool their money and hire an ninja to kill you.

I wish I had an X-box 360 that is and always will be in working condition as well as a copy of every game currently out.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but this is impossible, so bill gates and his Borg army come from the future to correct this paradox. 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!

i wish that i still had my exam timetable.