Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's rock hard and it's been scraped so that it has an image of Michael Jackson's face on it.

I wish I had a large chunk of pure gold.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but to get it through your door, we had to make it gaseous.

I wish i had more chocolate.

[e_voyager]

granted but you are now deathly allergic to chocolate. enjoy it if you dare as it could be your last meal.

i wish that the darkness would ease so that i can believe in the light again

[Dannysaysnoo]

(@ e_voyager. You made me laugh so hard my throat hurts!)

Granted, but it eases over your face, and you know what happens to those who get rid of their darkness... THEY BURNINIATE!

I wish i had bionic vision.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. You can now see objects nine miles away. Stuff across the room from you, not so much.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, it's a fib.

i wish i had the monies.

[e_voyager]

granted you now have the vision of a bionic mole. it's still not very good but you see 20 times better then most moles so that's something to be proud of.


granted but not it's not for show as masked retriever has done something else for his comic Tuesday!

granted but monies have not vales in and currency of the world


i wish that my true wish was granted but it's  too depressing for a game.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but your depressing wish is now filled with rainbows and gumdrops.

i wish i actually had tasted Gumdrops.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but afterwords you taste copper...

I wish ninjas would always win in battles against pirates.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but the number of ninja killings rises exponentially because they have no pirates to kill.

I wish i had some pizza.

[e_voyager]

granted but it's banana and anchovies. enjoy

i wish i was not feel so off myself right now

[Jim Halisstrad]

Granted.
You start feel so on yourself, but then you get arrested for lewd acts  in public.

I wish I had a six pack of beer and a planet made entirely out of hookers.  Complete with Tectonic activity and a Molten Ho Paste core.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's so unstable that the first meteorite that hits it makes it explode.  Also, your beer is flat.

I wish I knew some good famous people.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you know me, Unfortunately my fame is limited to a handful of classmates, friends,  and family members...which makes me just as important as anyone else.

I wish for a space shuttle. 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, you get the Challenger. Some assembly required.


I wish I was asleep.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, but you don't feel any more rested.

I wish for a bit of paper.

[Angel]

Granted. It's a parking ticket.

I wish I could think of what to get people for Christmas.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, but you fail to obtain the presents you wanted to get.

I wish for ink. (The type which can fill my fountain pen)

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are now in possesion of 3 tons of invisible ink... better use it quickly.

I wish for the body of superman.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, get used to your wheelchair.

I wish my brother would stop watching Bleach so i can go to bed!

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now he is listening to his rock music collection on full volume in your room.

I wish for a masquerade costume.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, it's of Michael Jackson and the party is being held at an elementary school.

I wish I had a talent that people would pay large sums of money to see.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're now a stripper. Enjoy the pole dance.



I wish I could get someone to loan me the money I need.

[Angel]

Granted. It's Don Vito Corleone. Hope you pay him back on time....

I wish I could finish all those books I've been meaning to read.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you don't remember what you have read nor why you wanted to read them.

I wish for grammar.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Grunted.

I wish for cake.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish I had something better to do.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are now employed by Disney's Pixar studio, a company possibly run by corporate slave drivers who work you like a pack mule and lay you off when they are finished with you,adding further insult to injury they pay you minimum wage regardless of how much you've made in the private sector.


I wish for an autographed copy of the Simpson's movie

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, enjoy your autographed edition of the Ashlee Simpson film.

I wish i could do THAT.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted you are able to THAT, but incapable of doing THIS.




I wish I could experience a video game.