Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted.
You fall into a volcanoe. By definition, you can just feel those tense muscles melting away.


I wish that... there was more zoom in my kaboom.

Granted, but the only people who attend are awkward balding overweight white guys who only know how to do the Macarena.

and you make that sound like a bad thing.  ?

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but that's slang for... oh my... look, you might want to avoid mirrors and other reflective surfaces... for the rest of your life.  Why?  ... Best you don't know.

I wish I could repair anything and everything.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but each repair only lasts for a few hours before it breaks again, requiring longer and more expensive repairs each time, until it's not worth the expense , so no one calls you anymore and your business dries up.

I wish Texans wouldn't deep-fry everything.

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Texans will burn everything.

I wish to have a localized copy of Mana-Khemia.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Granted.
Now they only deep-fry you.


I wish I had not wasted my last wish.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I wish to have a localized copy of Mana-Khemia.

Granted. It's being used to play Risk. Via post. Don't expect it back in less than ten years.

I wish I had not wasted my last wish.

Granted. Now your last wish wasted you.


I wish people would pay more attention. ;-]

[Arcalane]

Granted. Now they pay constant attention to you, eventually driving you insane because they're always watching. Always waiting. Eyes following you everywhere. Can't sleep or they'll get you.

I wish more people used common sense. I mean, for what they call "common sense", it's not all that common now, is it?

[techmaster-glitch]

Oh, so true...granted. Now everyone as common sense, but no real smarts to speak of. Thanks a lot.

I wish...hmm...oh what the heck. I wish I was a smiley!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you end up being that one smiley that no one ever uses.  Ever.

I wish I'd stayed in bed today.

[Zedd]

Granted, Princess Clara breaks your legs with a sledgehammer horridly crippling you for life and leaves you not to worry getting out of bed forever

I wish I didnt break that teachers camera in ISS (In School Study)

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but then the camera is used to take lewd photos of you doing something nasty to a twinky to be used as blackmail at a future date.

I wish I could hear the thoughts of women.

[Omega]

This place has all the popular postw**ring threads, doesn't it?

*ahem*

Your wish has been granted, Mr Lee, but you can kiss your self-confidence goodbye now that you don't have to guess what the girls think about that haircut of yours.


I wish for free meal and I mean compleatly free. No charging of any kind.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Your meal consists of old rubber tires and rusty caltrops, sautéed in a light sauce of muddy water from the river Nile flavoured with raw sewage. Do try not to throw up, and enjoy it.

Incidentally, all these threads on this board do not count towards your post count. So you can whore all you like, but it won't actually show up.

I wish I had more time.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, time for you slows down, unfortunately the rest of the world appears to be traveling at  the speed of light. Fortunately you are a former male model and are used as a maniquin at Macy's.


I wish for a super cool action figure with bealching powers.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Granted. It was made in china, with all that is implied by that statement.

I wish my wish created a paradox

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the paradox causes the world to implode which leaves a tear in the space/time continuum which creates a mega super massive black hole which sucks up the entire universe into a singularity, never to be released again.  Thanks a lot.

I wish I had stayed in bed today.

[Omega]

*granted* Do you feel any better now?

I wish for a random .gif

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You get goatse.gif. I hope that makes you feel better, too.


I wish I didn't have as many worries.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, your new worry-free lifestyle eventually leads to you sitting in a plane that's currently nosediving towards the Grand Canyon.  But hey, there's nothing to worry about right?  You'll probably be identified by your dental records.

I wish people wouldn't demand impossible things from me.

*granted* Do you feel any better now?

Yes, yes I do.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Granted. They now just want infinitely improbable things

I wish I were perfect at everything.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you are a perfect ass and you are perfect at every thing you do...but as a donkey your life will be full of hardships.


I wish for telekinetic abilities that extend to everything within weapons range.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The weapon you have chosen is a scalpel.


I wish I knew where my wife was.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. She's at Harrod's. With all your credit cards. And cash. And a wicked grin on her face.

I wish llarch hadn't corrupted Gabriel's wish before I did.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but instead of llearch corrupting it before you did, I corrupted it before you did.

I wish to win the lottery once per year after it's gone over 100 million dollars.

[Omega]

This WILL happen after the markets go down and we all end up buying by tradeing goods for goods.

I wish for that you will not grant me my wish. (yes, I have played this game before)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You don't get your wish.



I wish people weren't quite so easily amused.

[Omega]

Well, I', not too amused how you just not granted me my wish by not letting me wish for it.

I wish for never ending pile of fire wood.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's on fire, and you can't put it out. Heck, you can't even get within 500 metres of it.


I wish I had something else to do this morning.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but since you're playing around on this forum, it doesn't get done.  You're fired.

I wish I had an easier and better paying job.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You can have mine.

You just got fired, though.


I wish I had a better corruption for that.