Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Zedd]

Granted, Yet alot people stone you to death for such timeslots that dont even work and putting them on random channels you have to buy to see!

I wish,I wish I didnt sit on that fish

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, instead you sat on that other fish... you know... the rotten one.

I wish my fingers wouldn't get so cold while I'm typing.

[e_voyager]

granted now they burn a bit more with every key you press.

i wish i could drop grand pianos on people that bothered me with no ill effects on me.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted.  And on an unrelated note, someone drops an anvil on your head with no ill effects on them.

I wish I could understand what cats say.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They say "Look at me, look at me, stroke me now. Feed me." and suchlike.

However, having been handed this critical understanding, you pass out from the sheer tedium of the conversations.

Oh, and eventually, you discover that while you understand them, they can't understand you. And you can't understand people anymore. Have fun locked up in that nice jacket with the really long sleeves...


I wish I wasn't so mindbogglingly irritated by the slightest thing.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you now have the patience of a brick wall... and also the personality of one.

I wish the creators of stupid commercials would disappear off the face of the earth.

[Angel]

Granted. But Adult Swim and Comedy Central Lose a good deal of ratings due to there being so much less to mock. Apparently, the stupid commercial makers were funding a few of the stupid movie makers.

I wish I had an unbroken, noncursed, cool-looking sword.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I wish I had an unbroken, noncursed, cool-looking sword.

Granted. It's made of rubber.

Granted, you now have the patience of a brick wall... and also the personality of one.

Nothing new there...


I wish I was able to sleep.

[Mustachio]

Granted. You now have horrible nightmares filled with febreze-weilding abe lincolns, were-ferrets, and dracula.

I wish i had a coke-factory that was protected from explosions, seductive women, and terrorists.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but it's not protected from the FDA, EPA, DEA, ATF, FBI, NSA, or CIA. They're all waiting in line to shut you down.

I wish the Yankees and Red Sox would fall off the face of the earth.

[lucas marcone]

granted but they then land on your face.





i wish for.......*BAMF* nightcrawler's *BAMF* tele- *BAMF* -portation *BAMF* power.

[Zedd]

Granted,Yet no one wants to be near your smelly fart tricks each time you dissapear.

I wish people would stop breaking the law!

[lucas marcone]

granted. but in order to do this everyone put's you in a locked room with my "smelly fart tricks"


i wish for............windsheild washer egg plant!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you turn into a windshield washer blade made of eggplant, and then get eaten alive by hungry stray dogs.

I wish I could bake the very best cookies in the world.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but now you're me and have all the personal baggage that entails. Ciao!

I wish Bill O'Reilly would perish in a spectacular on-air accident.

[e_voyager]

granted except that is is no accident and not only does he survive though his career dies the sores of the miss fortune  it's traced back to you.

i wish that my PC hand unlimited storage bandwidth and ram.

[Angel]

Granted, but since your computer just broke the unspoken laws of PC physics, it's immediately taken from you for studying. I bet a week from now, Bill Gates will have copyrighted it.

I wish I could watch George Carlin perform live.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but the next morning you awake so sick that you can't get out of bed for a week. No, wait. That was me back in '84.

Ah, hell. We'll make you just as sick this time. 

I wish I can have enough funds for the full AC weekend next year.

[lucas marcone]

granted but you're forced to fur suit as  pink the hermaphrididic cat.





i wish for.................eight lords a leaping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, unfortunately you a slain by five maids a milking.

I wish for the most advanced technology known to man to be shipped to me on a daily basis.

[lucas marcone]

granted the mxr883948 is designed to fit your......*BOOM* omigodsomeonehelpthepoorman!





i wish i hadn't had to do that.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a wuss.

I wish I could have a complete understanding of all things electronic.

[lucas marcone]

granted....but only when they're on.  good luck trying to fix or set up anything.





i wish.................fish monkey bounce rollercoaster!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you are now the owner of a bouncing rollercoaster made of fish scales and bones that is powered, run, and maintained by monkeys.  That's not necessarily a good thing once the health and safety inspectors, PETA, and animal control come around... and they should be stopping by any minute now.  You might have time for one ride though.  Just gotta hope those fish bones hold up.

I wish I could create the worlds most entertaining video game.

[Angel]

Granted. Now no-one does anything but play that video game. All those formerly healthy, active kids now just sit around gaming. Eventually, the game is taken away and kept in government storage as a weapon of mass destruction. (Distraction.) This leads to quite a few suicides of the ex-healthy kids, and you are blamed. Good luck in court, pal.

I wish I was more decisive.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Definitely. Unless it isn't. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. Probably. Maybe not. Erm, I think. Kind of. Only it's not...



I wish I had something better to wish for.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunately the wish has made the world a much harsher place to live...plus your life as a malfunctioning darlek constantly shouting "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" has annoyed enough of your plunger faced compatriots to jettison you into deep space.

I wish for a silly song.

[lucas marcone]

granted. now it rots your brain in a continual loop for eternity.




i wish i was the number 1 nation in cybernations.

[Angel]

Granted, but you're North Korea. Anyone else here ever seen War Games?

(Sorry, that could've made more sense. I'd never heard about Cyber Nations till today.)

I wish I could witness anime physics in real life.

[lucas marcone]

granted...rule number 1 if it's going to explode first it bulges... and youre standing next to a man who's stomac is bulging so big his button on his pats is going to fly off.






i wish i had porno from hitler's bunker