Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. Hitler's secretly a pedo-/necro- and that porno is filled with it. Better hope no one finds out about it.

I wish that knowing some 18-year old American not knowing the meaning of "bigot" and not able to tell who's talking to whom didn't bother me so much. >.>

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunately being an American Myself, I too do not know the meaning of the word "bigot" so the meaning of everything you just said has been mistranslated and your wish now reads:

I  wish that some 18-year old American barely understanding the meaning of "bigfoot"  and who is incapable of explaining exactly who was talking to whom[in conversation] didn't bother me so much [Gov'ner chip chip tipper gore and whatnot.] >.>

thankfully,  I write horrible Spam fiction and was able to extrapolate the true meaning of your wish... as a service fee you have given up your wish and now have a desire to  jump off a building.

I wish for sudden inspiration.

[lucas marcone]

......WINGWONG!........ sudden enough for you?






i wish for a mountain of dead rotting things to be left at on the whitehouse porch so bush would know that there is more to war than throwing bodies around

[Zedd]

Granted, Now its so bad they find out it was you and now you have to clean up the garbage and the elephant poop at circus forever.

I wish I could draw properly and better than I normaly do

[Eibborn]

And you can! However, you are distressingly uninspired. Your technique is perfect, but your content is so mediocre that it doesn't even get commented on- way to SUCK.

I wish for some truly excellent (and exquisitely comfortable) socks.

[lucas marcone]

granted....me the cursed socks of comfy female repelent! now in order to get laid you have to roll a natural 20 on a 10 sided die.




i wish i could work out why i am so hoplessly addicted to the internet.

[e_voyager]

granted but this does not cure your addiction it reinforces it.

i wish for vengeance on gates fore stealing the copy rights to my machine (as captain Kirk). Gaaaates!

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's spun into a huge lawsuit that's surrounded by a huge media circus.  But his lawyers are the ultra ninja lawyers and they eventually get you down to a settlement wherein Gates gives you five bucks and you have to install Windows Vista as your personal OS.

I wish everyone in the world, including my self would get significantly smarter, in both book smarts and common sense.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted, but since everyone increases the same amount, comparativly/relativly, the ratio of smarts is the same. Dumb people are still considered dumb, and smart people are still considered smart.
No change whatsoever.

I wish my Space Empires V game would stop crashing so much due to some random error!

[DarkAudit]

Granted. It still crashes, though, due to one unfixable error.

I wish my TV tuner card worked with cable HDTV.

[lucas marcone]

granted now if only you could find whoever stole your HDTV.....




i wish for many kirbys doing the macarena

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now you can't make them stop.  They constantly follow you and dance around you no matter where you go.  They dance all night on your bed.  They dance around you while you're in the bathroom.  They dance on the table while you're eating. They never stop!  And it makes things quite awkward when you're trying to go out into the world and live your life.  It's really hard to pick up a date while you've got a bunch of Kirby's linedancing the macarena on the bar.

I wish I had a pet black hole.

[Caswin]

I wish I had a pet black hole.

Granted.  A cute little black hole to call your own and go out into the park and train it to do that cute little wrap-the-leash-around-a-girl thing and... er... it appears that poor woman just got crushed inside a singularity...
So did the park...
There goes the neighborhood...

I wish my Windows Media Player would come unstuck.

[Zedd]

Granted,Now its unstuck and now it plays nothing but the house of fhats all day. Over and over with teh buttocks farting in your face along with the twisted Nazi who lives there.


I wish I was cameoed in a flash cartoon (And not die or anything horrid will happen to me in it)

[lucas marcone]

granted. it's a XXX flash starring wildy, mab, and a very bad plotline.....with voices by icarus.








i wish for that flash to be a raveing success

[e_voyager]

Granted but the RL counter parts of the people in the in the flash track you down believing you to be the origin of it and show you some RL ferret style violence.

i wish that i had a nickle every time some one on this planet did something stupid.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You're buried in nickels, and can't get out, due to the weight.


I wish I was able to concentrate on useful work, rather than the slightly less useful type.

[Boog]

Granted, but usefulness is a matter of priorities. So, insofar as the granter of said wish is concerned it is more useful for you to clean his room, store his books, etc than accomplish minor goals like, say, you eating or sleeping.

I wish for my hat back.

[techmaster-glitch]

Granted. But it's been transformed into the evil talking hat from the Jack Comic

I wish for more FullMetal Alchemist shows.

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but they've been given a triple 4Kids treatment.

I wish for a 250GB hard drive for my TiVo.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's full of commercials for geriatric hygiene products that can't be deleted.

I wish I completely and totally understood women.

[Boog]

Granted, but now that you know them so well they really don't seem quite so attractive.

I wish for a better today. Hell with a better tomorrow.

[lucas marcone]

granted to day is te frackin riffic. tomarrow however satan will claim your soul and take you to hell and make you his man whore.





i wish for..... blacklight nightgown cereal!

[Roureem Egas]

Granted. You are arrested on charges of breaking and entering and theft. The lady who's nightgown was stolen called the police. ;o There are deliberations on whether or not you should be sent for a psycho-analysis, though, so that'll take up some time.\

I wish for math class to be canceled today.

[Angel]

Granted. But you have a three-hour seminar in math tomorrow.

I wish 4Kids would lose its iron grip of suckiness on perfectly good anime. What if it gets D.Gray-Man next?!

[DarkAudit]

Granted, but Focus on the Family takes over, and is like 4Kids on steroids.

I wish the Pirates weren't teh suck.

[Zedd]

Granted, I come over and beat the living tar outta you with my crew along side

I wish Zeriara could get a life....She claims she knows lemurs

[lucas marcone]

granted...she gets your life and you get hers.......fair trade hmm?





i wish for for there to actually be ice at the north pole next winter.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...you didn't say how much and next year there will only be a single Ice cube at the north pole, now that we're almost as close to the sun as Venus...fortunately, Antarctica is now a hot tourist location and everyone who is anyone has gills.

[Angel]

Gabriel's nonexistent wish is granted. And since he constantly bugs Lucas about that, let me say this: OHMYGOD! PWNED!!!

(I know that last part was uncalled for, but DAMN it felt good. Sorry, Gabe.)

I wish I had fifty really difficult jigsaw puzzles.