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[Gray]

Hello, I am Gray.  I'm new to this forum.  I love smilies. 

[Zedd]

Nice name...Can I eat your soul?

[Gray]

o.0
No because I eat souls

[Gabi]

Welcome!

Here's a welcome gift for you. Of course they're for a tagboard which currently isn't working, but you may still like them.

[Gray]

Thanks Gabi

[Faerie Alex]

Hello, I am Gray.  I'm new to this forum.  I love smilies. 

Then this is the forum for you. As you have already seen, we have a variety of smilies from faces to full images.

Please check your remaining sanity at the door. Remember to hold on to the claim ticket.

[ITOS]

Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio.

No because I eat souls

It is lying! I had no soul to begin with.

[bill]

My soul is safely being stored in llearch. Can't touch this! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, that? I threw that out years ago.

Welcome to the insanity. Try not to get any on your clothing. And watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for anything, they're not to be trusted. And should probably be watched.


Do enjoy yourself, though. Have a cuppa tea.

[RJ]

Why, hello there

Please accept this basket of muffins I baked especially for you!

...Now excuse me while I escape to my bomb shelter.

[tkg]

Hi there. I must apologize though, as I haven't been here long enough for my soul to acquire that bizarre aftertaste that these forums are so well known for... although you could try it with some curry.

...yeah, pretty bad attempt at deception there, I know


On a more serious note, however: Welcome, and enjoy your stay.

[TheGreyRonin]

Welcome to our little corner of insanity, Gray! Do you prefer your souls with red or white wine, Milady?

[Jim Halisstrad]

I'm hung over and can't think of anything terrible to say.


Hi.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hello, can I call you Plank?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm hoping he keeps the avatar for a while.


Then we can call it a plank constant.

[Cogidubnus]

Welcome to the forum! Someone will be along shortly to destroy your thread.

Have a nice stay!

[Boog]

Destruction is such a harsh word. Think of it as very sooty redecorating.
Well, nobody has warned you against accepting gifts, so lets see... Aha, here's where I left it. Have this bag of easily tampered with candy, and may all your days on this lovely forum be as plesant as this one.

[Suwako]

I love redecoration, hi newcomer hope you enjoying being among is and don't get scared off all the evil people here. 

It is all in your mind, nothing is real not even reality?

[Tiny crested flint]

Sup dude, welcome.  I'm crashing from a surgar rush right now so all I'll say is that you should ignore me in the case that I'm not understandable. 

Also, thanks for stealing my soul.  Here, have some fire.    Seriously, just ignore me.

[Xuzaf D]

My soul has a bad taste to ward off predators. I think it makes them trip for a little while too, but that probably comes after the vomiting.

[Gray]

I prefer white white.

Yes you can call me plank.   

I love taking candy, muffins, and random gifts from strangers!

Thank you all for the warm welcome

[ShiningShadow]

Welcome aboard here's a gift *gives Plank a Shining new 50. Cal Gatling Gun* enjoy  .

[Stygian]

Here! A scary, wet pile of eyes to, uh... calm everyone here. I alarm the king Satan, and I'm alive.
Heyas! Watch out for everyone here, especially me. I talk in anagrams. And I am the evil one here.
Watch tofu or death shows!
Watch out for the shadows!

(It's allright. Highlight to see what it's really about...)

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Works really well on the DMFA theme, Styggy. :-)

[bill]

And the Default theme, which, apparently, only I use.

[Damaris]

Well, hello, Gray.  I have the feeling I know who you are.

Don't worry.  Only about half of them are as crazy as they seem.

[xHaZxMaTx]

(It's allright. Highlight to see what it's really about...)

I don't get it.

[Drake Manaweilder]

Don't worry.  Only about half of them are as crazy as they seem.

Trouble is, from what I've seen, the other half is twice as crazy as they seem. 

[Gray]

Oh I love crazy.  It's nice for some unstable people to jump around on a trampoline throwing marshmallows at nice normal civilians while proclaiming the apocalypse.  It shows that there is still a little fun left in the world. 

[Stygian]

[flik-flaks around while screaming something along the lines of this]