Amber Williams!

[Damaris]

You take that cold weather and snow back!  We don't want your used weather down here!

[xHaZxMaTx]

I'll take it!

[Tiny crested flint]

Uumm, go sell it on ebay?

[Zedd]

Come see all the winter wonderland thats never ment to be!

[Amber Williams]

Ha! You didn't mind the cooler weather back in Pennsylvannia! Now that it's all grown up into full cold you want to get rid of it eh? Typical pet-weather owners...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Send it over here, we could do with a snowdrift deep enough to bury a child in...


.. incidentally, does anyone want a somewhat used child in spring?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Amber said 'eh'.   The Canada virus is beginning to take effect.

[Zedd]

Shooosh! Shes not sposted to know about that!

[Azlan]

Send it over here, we could do with a snowdrift deep enough to bury a child in...


.. incidentally, does anyone want a somewhat used child in spring?

Does the child know how to samba?

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

You crazy Americans, with your blossoming-cherry-trees-in-Washington in December and stealing Canadian snow over in the East *shakes fist*

I'm still waiting for even more than an inch of a snow even now. Geez...

[bill]

Our snow this year has been a tenth of the normal snowfall. First it was wet and mild, and now it's dry and bitterly cold.

[Gabi]

Id there's still some snow to spare, can you send some here, please? I have yet to see a snowfall. Of course it may be safer to wait until the winter, as the heat would be bound to melt it now.

[RJ]

Send it to Japan! The pretty snow festival-thing has been suffering

And they made a giant snow-Stitch too!

[Stygian]

Pah! Amerikanskij! You don't know real chill from ice rink! In socialist Sweden, cold freezes in YOU!

[ITOS]

In socialist Sweden, cold freezes in YOU!

It's cold but there is still too little snow.

[Damaris]

Bah, anyone who wants it can have all the snow in my yard.  We've got a good five inches (which, yeah, for some people isn't a lot, but no one shovels here, lazy bums, and I have to walk to work in it.  So I'm cranky.)

But you have to bring your own sled and come get it.

[Kasarn]

I am suddenly reminded of the Goon Show episode where Seagoon buys a crate of snow...

The White Box of Great Bardfield

Moriarty: Do you realise Seagoon, that the Sudanese have never seen snow?
Grytpype: Just think Neddie. You could be the man to hold the first exhibition of British snow in Khartoum. You'd make a fortune.
Seagoon: Really? But I don't own any snow.
Grytpype: Moriarty, a bill of sale.
Grams: [Whoosh]
Grytpype: Sign there would you Neddie.
Grams: [Scribbling on parchment]
Grytpype: There. That gives you possession of all the snow in England.
Seagoon: Hooray! I'll take it to the Sudan and make my fortune, but first...

Seagoon: Ladies and gentlemen. Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...
Bloodnok: Here. Never mind that, cut the tape, go on.
Seagoon: I now pronounce the box of British snow open.
Omnes: [Native mutterings]
Seagoon: Oh no! The snow's gone! The box is full of water!
Bloodnok: Ee gad. The heat of the sun's melted it.
Seagoon: Who stole my snow and put water in its place eh? I'm ruined! [sobs]
Bloodnok: What? This water will sell for huge sums to tribesmen living in the Sahara Desert.
Seagoon: Oh? [panting] How can I get there?
Bloodnok: Quite simple. By the merest chance...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ah, the Highly Esteemed Goon Show.

Can't be beat.

[Tapewolf]

I am suddenly reminded of the Goon Show episode where Seagoon buys a crate of snow...

Heh.  I don't think I've heard that one.

[RJ]

Come to think of it, I've only ever seen snow once.  And it was mushy at best.

[EvilIguana966]

You take that cold weather and snow back!  We don't want your used weather down here!

Actually, snow is caused by Republicans.  We're very sorry, we left the switch on by accident.  It's out policy only to aim bad weather at poor people and minorities.  We'll be more observant in the future. 

[Reese Tora]

You take that cold weather and snow back!  We don't want your used weather down here!

Actually, snow is caused by Republicans.  We're very sorry, we left the switch on by accident.  It's out policy only to aim bad weather at poor people and minorities.  We'll be more observant in the future. 

That's not possible, democrats took the house from them in the last election, so they should have all the super powers now.

[Gareeku]

You take that cold weather and snow back!  We don't want your used weather down here!

Actually, snow is caused by Republicans.  We're very sorry, we left the switch on by accident.  It's out policy only to aim bad weather at poor people and minorities.  We'll be more observant in the future. 

That's not possible, democrats took the house from them in the last election, so they should have all the super powers now.

Bush must have done it behind Congress' back.

[Azlan]

The recent snows were caused by a recent security flaw found on the weather servers.  Some script kiddie or hacker in South Korea demonstrated the exploit for it for his proof of concept.  I'm sure someone will do a panel on it at DEFCon.

[ShiningShadow]

I got plenty in upstate NY in a town called Oswego whch has 142 inches of snow in feetage 11 fricking feet you could bury a child a VW beetle with room to spare you could put a midget.