That "News" Thread

[TheGreyRonin]

 "I'm afraid, Mr Atreides, that your Arrakis has worms. We'll have to give it a shot of dewormer, and hope it just passes them."

[Gabi]

They're posting news in the news now? What has the world come to?!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

We're working on resolving that particular issue.

Please hold.....

[Janus Whitefurr]

Not only posting news in the news, they're nicking the headlines directly from Fark.com~

Not that I'm complaining, the headlines are very LOL-worthy.

[superluser]

I thought they looked a lot like Fark headlines.

er...``It's a trap!''?

Also, product placement now?  *Ancient* product placement?

[Zedd]

Why did Bill sell out again? Not like its a serious issue or anything but least some the USB stuff is kickarse

[bill]

It was not me. My price is MUCH higher than that. 

[Angel]

"News: Don't think I could dance as well as this kid though... "

O_________________________o

I don't think freaking Savion Glover could DDR as well as this kid. I actually had to force my eyebrows to go down after watching that.

[RJ]

That DDR kid is awesome. o_o

[Cogidubnus]

Apparently Bill is also an anime fan.

Well, he is now, anyway...

[Tiny crested flint]

News: Looks like RJ's been baking muffins again...

Fire Muffin for the win!

[Miaka]

The Haruhi Suzumiya dance video...

Apparently some of my freinds are gonna try to learn how to do it for AB karaoke thi year.
I don't kow if they're still planning on it, but if they do, I'll film it for y'all.

[LionHeart]

News: Looks like RJ's been baking muffins again...

Fire Muffin for the win!

I liked the cartoon muffin myself...

[King Of Hearts]

Shake and Bake?

no...

Now you see him... now you dont.

[Tiny crested flint]

AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

Help me baby Jesus! Help me Oprah Winfrey!!

[xHaZxMaTx]

Methinks the news needs updating.

[Kasarn]

Methinks the news needs updating.

No. April sucks. It should stay March until May rolls around

[xHaZxMaTx]

What, you don't like showers?

[Kasarn]

No I do not

[Zedd]

*gets the hose*

[Vidar]

*gets the hose*

* pushes Kasarn in a deep pit *

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets Zedd's hose again.

* lowers flask of lotion to Kasarn *

[superluser]

* pushes Kasarn in a deep pit *
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets Zedd's hose again.
* lowers flask of lotion to Kasarn *

Have y'all seen the music video?  It's on Youtube, under ``It Rubs The Lotion On It's Skin.''  Like Silence of the Lambs, it's way NSFW, so I'm not linking.

[Kasarn]

Hey, I'm the shut-in here so I'll be the only one doing the pushing of people into pits

And I have seen the Greenskeepers video. Triple J radio played the song quite a bit and their commentary on the video made me want to look it up. I've still got it on my hard drive in the unsorted dump folders

[superluser]

Hey, I'm the shut-in here

Uh, oh.  I thought *I* was the shut-in here?  I'll make you a deal.  I'll let you keep as many people in a pit in your basement as the law allows.

[Zedd]

You probably shouldn't be reading this.

Then I am anyhow?

[KarlOmega1]

News: Birthdays in April: The Lurking Dragon, ilpalazzo, Mathell, Flyte, SPARKS, DarkShire, sethtriggs, Paavo, Achirio, Izkata, Akisohida, Mashi, Tug, insanekaosx, Sodapop, DJ Pirtu, LBPHeretic, Daimien, DeedaeicMess, Malicious, KarlOmega1. Happy Birthday. And don't get too excited.

Wait...The Fox-spidertaur's birthday is in the same month as mine?

[Tiny crested flint]

News: I'd edit this, but I can't think of anything.

News: I can think of things to put here, but they'd break the rating.

ok, A. You're arguing with yourself again.

and B. You ain't the only one that thinks of things like that.

[Janus Whitefurr]

Thumbs up to whichever bright soul started referencing the Voorheeses in the news.

[superluser]

You see, Jason was my son and today is his birthday

Aww.  This would have been better:

There are very few things that I am certain of anymore, but the one thing, the one thing in this whole sinking world that I am sure of is my partnership, my chromosomological partnership in the...creation of our...blond-eyed, blue-haired...son...

[Stygian]

Chief, you ever question the ethics of the neurosurgeons who monkey around inside your brain?

"They undergo psychiatric evaluations, especially those in security. They're subjected to a stringent screening of their personal lives. Of course, the ones who check [huh] are only human."

Ghost in the Shell quote get! Even though it's just the dubbed version. Still awesome though.