Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[e_voyager]

granted you are not Supreme Overlord of the insignificent horde composed of 4 members. a snail and ant and a sloth all less then 1 meter high and yourself. good luck during the war games.


i wish that i had a non Rp working robotizer belt with the specks to turn me into working models of my favorite bots

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you can never turn human ever again and then you are ostracized by the rest of humanity for being an abomination.

I wish I had artistic talent on par with Amber.

[Valynth]

Granted, unfortunately you also have her work schedule.

I wish I had a mech suit designed to let me and only me pilot it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Your keys are locked inside.


I wish I'd gone to bed hours ago.

[Angel]

Granted. You had a nighmare and woke up fifteen minutes after going to sleep.

I wish I wasn't so hungry from the smell of garlic... (Birthday dinners rule.)

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, you are now a vampire.

I wish I had a Wii, a millon dollars, and a supermodel girlfriend.

[Valynth]

Granted, but the Wii doesn't have a controller and you spend the million dollars just to keep your girlfriend for a month.  She dumps you as soon as you run out of money.

I wish all the people using illegal drugs were in jail.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but all the people who abuse legal drugs are still free to roam the streets.

I wish I could come up with some completely original and entertaining ideas for a sitcom.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, you develop a live action serial version of "12oz mouse" a completely Original and entertaining sitcom that is based off of a formerly independent cartoon...later you learn that you aren't the first person to make a live action sitcom based off a cartoon, and are completely devistated when you realize that you were so nonconformist you were a conformist about what defines an independent sitcom.

I wish for a list.

[Jim Halisstrad]

You now have a list of everyone in the world over the age of 2.  I hope you have a BIG filecabinet.

I wish I had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away. 


With Mind Bullets.

[Valynth]

Granted, however you are now called nasty man and live in the mucky muck.

I wish I didn't listen to Tenacious D so much

[Angel]

Granted. Now you listen to Britney Spears too much.

I wish I had a pet Arachspearian.

[e_voyager]

granted now you listed to Korn instead... i'm not sure if that's a step up or a step down.


granted to you wake up in a spider silk cocoon with is quoting Macbeth to you.

i wish that i had trained with the turtle hermit for a few years.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but instead of training you to fight, he trains you in how to be a dirty old man.

I wish I could print legal tender that's actually legal.

[GabrielsThoughts]

you can print legal tender that is legal however the illegal means by which you got the ability is why you are in a jail cell.

I wish I could color my artwork faster than or as fast as I can draw.

[Angel]

Granted. You used Sharpie markers and the colors clash horribly. Starting to wish you were a bit neater, huh?

I wish I had a tail.

[vulpesweasel]

granted, however you didn't specify it to be on you! so here, have this severed werewolf tail. By the way, he's looking for that and he's very mad I took his tail.

I wish I had werewolf insurance

[Alan Garou]

Granted. You become a werewolf and are given a permanent form of insurance that you will forever be a werewolf.

I wish I was a foxgirl.

[e_voyager]

granted you now have werewolf brand life insurance and it pays double if you expire for silver blades or vampire attack.

granted but you and a pet for someone so horrible that even i can't describe them here.

i wish i had a nice warm tub of oil to soak int. preferably about 1000. degrees.

[Alan Garou]

Granted. However, right before you get in, you become human. Thus, you are boiled alive.

I wish I was a foxgirl, with a different corruption than the last time.

[e_voyager]

granted you are not a fox grill on display in a zoo habitat. you life is not hares but it is lonely ans not overly pleasant either.

reappears in a drop of purple light. I wish people would stop thinking instants death for me. i am not that easy to get rid of.

[Caswin]

Taken at your word, you do not die this day.  That would've been tricky, anyway, as you're still dead.  Just saying "reappears in a drop of purple light." isn't going to change that.  Grammar, man!

I wish I had a high-ranking position at Buena Vista.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but they get taken over by Fox and so now you have to spend the rest of your career talking up everything that the president did.

I wish I could think of more instant deaths for e_voyager.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. He doesn't like any of them, though. And they're not really permanent, either. Perhaps you need some more practice?


I wish I could concentrate on what I was supposed to be doing.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now you can't concentrate on what you want to be doing.

I wish stupid people would wear signs.

[GabrielsThoughts]

Granted, howver Bill engvall sues you under the united ctates internet copryght law for stealing his comedy sketches..."here's your sign"

I wish accept and except didn't sound the same.

[Caswin]

I wish accept and except didn't sound the same.

Granted.  Now 'accept' sounds like 'deny' and 'except' sounds like 'include'.

I wish the gargoyles from Gargoyles were real.

[e_voyager]

granted but they and not all nice and good and on top of that to balance the universe their enemies become real as well. look out here come jackal. ouch that'll leave a mark.

beams back in after 50 deaths. I  wish people would stop treating me like ran oops i forgot the movie is pg 13 for language and violence.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted...tell you what, stand still and I'll shoot you just once okay.

I wish for the ozone layer to be restored and for all unnateral greenhouse gasses to be expunged from the planet earth. and without destroying all life, human life, furry life, or things like that.

[e_voyager]

granted unfortunately this takes a lot of energy and and since it was your wish you have to pay. about 40 years of your life should do it. enjoy the refreshed earth. at least until humanity's destroyer it again

i wish i could temporarily break out of this balance rut. i mean that really was a good wish.