Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. You lose her wedding ring.

I wish that I lived 12 time zones away.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, for you, the current time is... tomorrow.

I wish they would stop making stupid comedies.

[Zedd]

Granted, No comedys are now smart..so smart not even adverage people get them. So your left bored to death with a throat full of gummi bears.

I wish anime chanels where free and on basic cable or dish!

[e_voyager]

granted but not basic on either dish or cable if 5 times more expensive

i wish that i was a member of the fighting dreamers.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but they disband five minutes after you join.

I wish I had a perfect way to boost and secure my wireless connection.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's a length of cat5 cable.


I wish I had a better plan for what to do today.

[e_voyager]

granted admits the plan is only better because it is concrete. the plan is not to be used as a laundry box for a family of ferret wrestlers.

i wish others understood what i meant when i said fighting dreamers. 

[Angel]

Granted. It becomes a mainstream term and pretty soon, no-one can ever trace it back to you. Curses.

I wish the breaks in between episodes of House were shorter than three weeks.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but with shorter breaks, people get all ADD about it and it's quickly pulled one episode before the finale.

I wish I had the ability to swap bodies with any human being on earth and to swap back, at will.

[e_voyager]

granted you are now captain Ginyu and  you in the process of swapping for a stronger body 'look of it's a frog!!!' too later you are now captain Ginyu the frog

i wish i had a guide to the Galaxy

[Madd the Sane]

Granted, however there is little information (at most 3 words) in each entry.

I wish I had a legally obtained serial number for Lugaru for Windows.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however you now have obtained your copy of Lugaru from Japan...all the instructions are in Cantonese, and the disk you found at your neighbors garge sale is horribly scratched.


I wish for a goat cheese pizza with pepperoni salami and a 2 liter bottle of soda pop.

[e_voyager]

granted you now have a week old goat chess pizza with swamp water soda. enjoy.

i wish i had a pet bear to sick on Rock man.

[Valynth]

Granted, you now have a bear that only eats rocks.

I wish I had a Wii

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, but you soon realize trading your Playstation3 to get one was a bad investment.

I wish people realized racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted, but as an unfortunate sideeffect, they start doing everything backwards, including spelling and syntax. Zeotrope, counterspin, counterpin, counterspin...

I wish my wireless connection didn't suck as much as it does.

[Madd the Sane]

granted; it now blows

I wish... I wish my laptop had a Core Duo instead of a Core Solo. 

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but now it's obsolete what with the new quad cores... but those will be out of date in a few months too.

I wish I had the time and resources to stay on the cutting edge of technology.

[Zedd]

Granted,You get the repeated wounds of being stabbed by swords carried by the hordes of many people in life...Ohh its gonna take awhile to get the blood and guts get out your rug man

I wish I had money by the truckloads so I can buy what I really need in life

[Tiny crested flint]

Granted, you now have truckloads of pennies to count out for the rest of your life when you want to buy something.  Until the day that it's all dumped on you and crushes you.

I wish I had a better religion...

[Madd the Sane]

Granted. You now know the Truth, but when you try to tell people about it, they don't believe you and eventually kill you.

I wish I had a girlfriend. 

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. This is Charline. Charline, Madd.  *leaves quickly*

I wish I could create an infinite amount of plastic forks with my mind.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. However, due to a strange fluctuation in reality, they all come out as spoons.


How, ah, ironic...


I wish I could figure women out...

[Madd the Sane]

granted.  You now are a woman.   

I wish that Qemu, the free computer emulator, could emulate PowerPC computers (i.e. macs) better than it does right now.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, however 300 years has past, and I'm sure you have other things on your mind...like maggots.

I wish for an apricot.

[Madd the Sane]

granted; It has my brain-maggots 

I wish that I had an iPhone or iPod.

[Zedd]

Granted, But soon later it is taken from you after you are pulvrized by people who live in a dark alley and love to pawn stuff thats well worth it and they had big huge burly bats and guns.

I wish Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim where dead

[e_voyager]

granted but not their zombies stalk you in search of revenge.

i wish that i had some way to avoid mindless zombies. especially the kid that want to eat me.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you can't avoid the zombies that have kept their cognitive abilties.

I wish I could rid the world of fleas.

[GabrielsThoughts]

granted, unfortunately fleas still exist, however as they now have 15% lice DNA they are referred to as chimera.

I wish I had a car that didn't require gas to operate, and was environmentally friendly.