Corrupt a Wish, Part Deux

Started by Valynth, December 17, 2006, 12:23:24 PM

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Cogidubnus

Granted. You lose her wedding ring.

I wish that I lived 12 time zones away.

Ryudo Lee

Granted, for you, the current time is... tomorrow.

I wish they would stop making stupid comedies.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



Zedd

Granted, No comedys are now smart..so smart not even adverage people get them. So your left bored to death with a throat full of gummi bears.

I wish anime chanels where free and on basic cable or dish!

e_voyager

granted but not basic on either dish or cable if 5 times more expensive :(

i wish that i was a member of the fighting dreamers.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Ryudo Lee

Granted, but they disband five minutes after you join.

I wish I had a perfect way to boost and secure my wireless connection.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted. It's a length of cat5 cable.


I wish I had a better plan for what to do today.
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e_voyager

granted admits the plan is only better because it is concrete. the plan is not to be used as a laundry box for a family of ferret wrestlers.

i wish others understood what i meant when i said fighting dreamers. 
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Angel

Granted. It becomes a mainstream term and pretty soon, no-one can ever trace it back to you. Curses.

I wish the breaks in between episodes of House were shorter than three weeks.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Ryudo Lee

Granted, but with shorter breaks, people get all ADD about it and it's quickly pulled one episode before the finale.

I wish I had the ability to swap bodies with any human being on earth and to swap back, at will.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



e_voyager

granted you are now captain Ginyu and  you in the process of swapping for a stronger body 'look of it's a frog!!!' too later you are now captain Ginyu the frog

i wish i had a guide to the Galaxy
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Madd the Sane

Granted, however there is little information (at most 3 words) in each entry.

I wish I had a legally obtained serial number for Lugaru for Windows.
Get out of my mind, idea!  I already have an idea in here!
Don't you hate it when you have an idea, don't write it down, and forget it?

GabrielsThoughts

granted, however you now have obtained your copy of Lugaru from Japan...all the instructions are in Cantonese, and the disk you found at your neighbors garge sale is horribly scratched.


I wish for a goat cheese pizza with pepperoni salami and a 2 liter bottle of soda pop.
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e_voyager

granted you now have a week old goat chess pizza with swamp water soda. enjoy.

i wish i had a pet bear to sick on Rock man.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Valynth

Granted, you now have a bear that only eats rocks.

I wish I had a Wii
The fate of the world always rests in the hands of an idiot.  You should start treating me better.
Chant for something good and it may happen
Chant for something bad and it will happen
C.O.D.:  Chronic high speed lead poisoning  (etch that on my grave)

GabrielsThoughts

granted, but you soon realize trading your Playstation3 to get one was a bad investment.

I wish people realized racecar spelled backwards is racecar.
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Cogidubnus

Granted, but as an unfortunate sideeffect, they start doing everything backwards, including spelling and syntax. Zeotrope, counterspin, counterpin, counterspin...

I wish my wireless connection didn't suck as much as it does. :<

Madd the Sane

granted; it now blows :mwaha

I wish... I wish my laptop had a Core Duo instead of a Core Solo.  :rolleyes
Get out of my mind, idea!  I already have an idea in here!
Don't you hate it when you have an idea, don't write it down, and forget it?

Ryudo Lee

Granted, but now it's obsolete what with the new quad cores... but those will be out of date in a few months too.

I wish I had the time and resources to stay on the cutting edge of technology.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



Zedd

Granted,You get the repeated wounds of being stabbed by swords carried by the hordes of many people in life...Ohh its gonna take awhile to get the blood and guts get out your rug man

I wish I had money by the truckloads so I can buy what I really need in life

Tiny crested flint

Granted, you now have truckloads of pennies to count out for the rest of your life when you want to buy something.  Until the day that it's all dumped on you and crushes you.

I wish I had a better religion...

Madd the Sane

Granted. You now know the Truth, but when you try to tell people about it, they don't believe you and eventually kill you.

I wish I had a girlfriend.  :cry
Get out of my mind, idea!  I already have an idea in here!
Don't you hate it when you have an idea, don't write it down, and forget it?

Cogidubnus

Granted. This is Charline. Charline, Madd.  :) *leaves quickly*

I wish I could create an infinite amount of plastic forks with my mind.

llearch n'n'daCorna

Granted. However, due to a strange fluctuation in reality, they all come out as spoons.


How, ah, ironic...


I wish I could figure women out...
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Madd the Sane

granted.  You now are a woman.   :doh

I wish that Qemu, the free computer emulator, could emulate PowerPC computers (i.e. macs) better than it does right now.
Get out of my mind, idea!  I already have an idea in here!
Don't you hate it when you have an idea, don't write it down, and forget it?

GabrielsThoughts

granted, however 300 years has past, and I'm sure you have other things on your mind...like maggots.

I wish for an apricot.
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Madd the Sane

granted; It has my brain-maggots  :mwaha :mwaha :mwaha

I wish that I had an iPhone or iPod.
Get out of my mind, idea!  I already have an idea in here!
Don't you hate it when you have an idea, don't write it down, and forget it?

Zedd

Granted, But soon later it is taken from you after you are pulvrized by people who live in a dark alley and love to pawn stuff thats well worth it and they had big huge burly bats and guns.

I wish Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim where dead

e_voyager

granted but not their zombies stalk you in search of revenge.

i wish that i had some way to avoid mindless zombies. especially the kid that want to eat me.
I thank Silver Fox and Tiger_T for the wonderful Yappies.  all around the universe powers learned to hiss and curse at this, my creation but am i real or pure creation?
 I'm never where i was, rarely where i want to be, but always were i am needed.
 this world is not my own. but some how i wish that i could belong. Blame It On Boxey

Ryudo Lee

Granted, but you can't avoid the zombies that have kept their cognitive abilties.

I wish I could rid the world of fleas.

Thanks to Taski & Silverfoxr for the artwork!



GabrielsThoughts

granted, unfortunately fleas still exist, however as they now have 15% lice DNA they are referred to as chimera.

I wish I had a car that didn't require gas to operate, and was environmentally friendly. 
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.