Abels Story 16/9/06

[Arcalane]

On the other hand, dihydrogen monoxide is a lethal substance that should be banned, that is used in the manufacturing industry as a replacement...

Colourless, tasteless and odourless! I can't think of any more sinister substance!

[Reese Tora]

You know, some people develope phobias to things without any specific major traumatic instances of cantact with them.  They don't nessesarily develope the same world shattering response to thier phobia as someone who has had trauma to reinforce it, but they'll still have problems, more so when they are taken by surprise.

[Tapewolf]

You know, some people develop phobias to things without any specific major traumatic instances of cantact with them.

But that would be boring, and it wouldn't explain why Fa'lina had to 'adopt' Abel.   

[Ice4s]

That would be even more boring if Fa'lina adopt Abel such fast 
Go go Amber, twist this story few more times! XD

[Zedd]

Hmmm...Well Abel gets adopted at a late age too

[ShiningShadow]

Man the dead rotting corpses. I think Abel is in the bushes throwing up. He's have the hemophilla when he was young I believe. We will find out later how this has happened and my next question who want's pancakes?

[Alondro]

*Charline meh*  Adventurers, pheh!  Show em a few dismembered of their own race and they get all barfy.  *devours a freshly murdered being's liver*  Mmmm...   

How evil...

[Manawolf]

How'd you like a creature that paralyzes you then sucks your organs out through it tube, and while doing so, broadcasts the taste with its mind!

[Magic]

I find Devin's blushing(?) amusing. Is that blushing?

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Oh. That's not so bad. To eat organs, to have arachnids feed on you.

Shocking them at the point of actually feeding on them is too quick. What's fun is playing with someone, around and around, before outright killing them. It's so much more satisfying to bleed people dry of tears, blood and sweat. All it would take is getting them to do what is right. It is best that only after which you can resolve to crushing their limbs, and feeding on their last vestiges of life.

On a completely unrelated note-- I've seen The Wickerman, my idea of quality entertainment, that.

[Amber Williams]

We talking classic WickerMan or the remake with Nicholas Cage?

Anyways, I just gotta add that you guys are kinda yicking me out with all this gory talk. Yeesh. I put a bit of blood in the comic and suddenly its a gore-fest in here.

[Manawolf]

Well that's what happens when you bring in corpses, then actually have the adventurers deal with burying them.  I forget, did anyone mention the whole fact that dead people void their bowels?  We've only seen it on South Park and Venture Brothers, and alluded to on Family Guy.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

No, we haven't mentioned that yet.

Well, apart from you.

[Gornemant]

Anyways, I just gotta add that you guys are kinda yicking me out with all this gory talk. Yeesh. I put a bit of blood in the comic and suddenly its a gore-fest in here.

give 'em a paperclip, they'll make a heavy machine gun with integrated flame and grenade thrower out of it 

[Boog]

Anyways, I just gotta add that you guys are kinda yicking me out with all this gory talk. Yeesh. I put a bit of blood in the comic and suddenly its a gore-fest in here.

Awww, we have to stop? Ah well. C'mon guys, we gotta bring this stuff back to the butcher shop.

[Gabi]

Female APF word?

My word, KK. I'm the only female APF.

Yes, Mana, that actually happened (I'm not the kind of person who makes up stuff and tells it as if it were true). It was about 4 years ago, while I was walking to the acting school (I was taking acting classes back then).

[Magic]

We talking classic WickerMan or the remake with Nicholas Cage?

The latter.

Would like to see the original.

Pity, though, finding the 1973 film here would be just as likely as pigs flying. Not many DVD/VCD/video stores offer anything older than a decade. They probably wouldn't understand that I would be after the old film either.

Anyway, back on topic -- shouldn't really focus on the corpses. They're corpses. Dead. As is and had been many others in a quasi-medieval world.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Indeed. Make sure they get cleaned up, put where they won't hurt anyone, pray for their souls, and look out for the living.

more or less in that order.

... no offense to anyone, mind. You're welcome to do more if you feel it necessary...

[GabrielsThoughts]

Well that's what happens when you bring in corpses, then actually have the adventurers deal with burying them.  I forget, did anyone mention the whole fact that dead people void their bowels?  We've only seen it on South Park and Venture Brothers, and alluded to on Family Guy.

that's not entirely true....I heard the creative team behind jackass had their butt cheeks stapled together... and there are a few people like 'Major Payne that would have a problem releiving themselves when they passed on.

[Zedd]

I see Ink has great taste in flicks

[Alondro]

*Charline yawns*  The Wicker Man?  Ugh, I don't know why people consider that frightening.  A bunch of morons seeking a human sacrifice to fuel their idiotic beliefs.  And the police officer following around that girl, and finding alluring the antics of the hussy.  Frankly, they would simply have annoyed me and I'd have ended up killing all of them.  To me, it was merely another aggravating 70's movie.  I hated the 70's... Charles was born then... nuff said.

*Charles*  

[Shakal]

I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot... but I don't get the comment about the handbag. Is this some reference I'm not getting?

[King Of Hearts]

fresh and dry corpses arent that icky to me, its the freshly decomposing ones that is an assault on the eys and the nose. Ive already had my first shock from a corpse when I was in the first or second grade when we came upon a guy who's head got ran over by a bus. Blood is no problem, its that yellow stuff that creeps me out.

For cripses sake that shot of Devin made me raise an eyebrow. Needless to say, I fell for Miss Amber's trap.

[ShiningShadow]

We talking classic WickerMan or the remake with Nicholas Cage?

The latter.

Would like to see the original.

Pity, though, finding the 1973 film here would be just as likely as pigs flying. Not many DVD/VCD/video stores offer anything older than a decade. They probably wouldn't understand that I would be after the old film either.

Anyway, back on topic -- shouldn't really focus on the corpses. They're corpses. Dead. As is and had been many others in a quasi-medieval world.

Look it up on the web I bet you find it there.  Maybe I don't know there's a vid store called coconuts have all the vid's redone even back to the 40's and 50's.
Check out their website if they have one. What? no more icking blood and gore AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. But you have to admit we are talking about it and I got a fresh batch of pancakes and waffles for everybody. Who's Hungry?

[LionHeart]

I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot... but I don't get the comment about the handbag. Is this some reference I'm not getting?

I didn't get that one, either...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

...I got a fresh batch of pancakes and waffles for everybody. Who's Hungry?

I'm in. Mmm, waffles.

[Taross]

I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot... but I don't get the comment about the handbag. Is this some reference I'm not getting?

I didn't get that one, either...

Hell + Handbag + Going there...

[Aridas]

I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot... but I don't get the comment about the handbag. Is this some reference I'm not getting?

I'm pretty sure it's "going to hell in a handbasket", not handbag. >.>
I didn't get that one, either...

Hell + Handbag + Going there...

[ShiningShadow]

I'm sure I'm going to sound like an idiot... but I don't get the comment about the handbag. Is this some reference I'm not getting?

I didn't get that one, either...

Its sorta like this

[Aridas]

That'd be a handbasket, not a handbag. I think I said that in my above post but it's kinda not there for some inexplicable reason.

[thegayhare]

I figured it was more of a feminine joke

you know the hand bag has to match the shoes and out fit sort of thing

He looks like crap, he feels like crap, now he just needs to find the right handbag to match and he's good to go