The Doctor is In ...

[Doctor Smoov]

Your mom.


So, I'm pretty much a complete bad ass.

I play DJ hero, and I am the shit at that game. Its not game ... its my way life. Unfortunately, I have no musical talent ... so I must sell my body the streets in order to feed my musical adventures.

Because of the continual use of my body (on the streets) I have "acquired" a debilitating drug habit that has only become worse after play the video game Saints Row 2. Fortunately, that game I can reenact in real life.

My ultimate life goal is to collect all 151 Pokemon in both Red and Blue version of the game Pokemon (in case you didn't know). I always loved Abra, he is adorable ... but I have not wanted to have sexual with Pokemon (not that kind of like, perverts).

I look forward to chatting with all of you, because you seem to be people like me.


So ... anyone into ultimate frisbee?

[Brunhidden]

actually i preffer pumpkin chunkin to ultimate frisbee, as a frisbee just isnt as ultimate as a trebuchet

also kudos for being one of the few who still knows that there are only 151 pokemon, as opposed to the somewhat recent esitmation of 650

[VAE]

The remaining pokemon are impostors!
You know, like in Czarist Russia somewhere in 1910 when at a meeting of a communist party cell, all but one of the members turned out to be informants, so they arrested him and went home..

[Sprocketsdance]

Welcome ^^; and.. umm... yes, ultimate frisbee...    

just.. umm.... watch yourself around here. 

[Turnsky]

eh, pokemon, all they're good for is barbecue. 

[Shouta]

eh, pokemon, all they're good for is barbecue. 

Gotta eat 'em all Pokémon!

-Shouta, The Haibane

[bill]

thank you for you post, Doctor Smoov.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

So, I'm pretty much a complete bad ass.

Somehow, I doubt it.

I play DJ hero, and I am the shit at that game. Its not game ... its my way life. Unfortunately, I have no musical talent ... so I must sell my body the streets in order to feed my musical adventures.

It's your way life? Did you perhaps leave a word out somewhere?

Because of the continual use of my body (on the streets) I have "acquired" a debilitating drug habit that has only become worse after play the video game Saints Row 2. Fortunately, that game I can reenact in real life.

"worse after play the video game". Yes, that sounds sensible and understandable.

Also, "re-enact" has a hyphen in it.

My ultimate life goal is to collect all 151 Pokemon in both Red and Blue version of the game Pokemon (in case you didn't know). I always loved Abra, he is adorable ... but I have not wanted to have sexual with Pokemon (not that kind of like, perverts).

Sexual what?

I look forward to chatting with all of you, because you seem to be people like me.

Sadly, I am not people like you. I, for example, can type a post correctly and clearly, understand the rules of grammar, and am easily understood by the average five year old.

But welcome to the forum anyway.

[Doctor Smoov]

I am glad to know that there is at least one person in this forum that has the testicles to call me out on my post (even if it was a poor attempt to get me riled to the point of a flame war).

The fact that you are moderately trying to offend me is less offensive and more humorous. Also, the word "reenact" does not require a hyphen (unless that is one of the many differences between the Queens English and the bastardized American English). Good show, old chap ... but according to every US printed dictionary I could find, reenact has no hyphen. I will concede that perhaps at one time it was necessary ... but ... I'm not going to ever correct it in the future.

My post, as you probably haven't figured out because you are too busy trying to "own" people on the internet (which is wrong, because slavery has been abolished in most civilized countries/states for years) was meant to sound confusing. I took words out on purpose because that is what humors (humours) me, and I could give two shits if your sophisticated brain was unable to interpret what I was saying.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go to my lorry and put a body in the boot.


Edit: I already caught all 151 Pokemon in both the Red and Blue versions of Pokemon when I was in middle school (first form) ... or maybe it was in high school (academy/secondary school). And ... if memory serves, it did not get me any booty.

[Lisky]

Llearch has tentacles... i wouldn't poke things with tentacles if I were you... well... unless you're into that kinda thing.  However, as the resident medical specialist, i feel obliged to inform you that i don't do healings on those the box had his way with. 

Also, llearch's just not british, he's DISTURBINGLY BRITISH

[Doctor Smoov]

I appreciate your warning, but I am entirely unshaken by him (or your warning for that matter).  

Tentacles, or no tentacles, I will poke it if it gives me pleasure.

I once wrestled a giant squid in the ocean that called me a seaman; if I could survive that ... I can survive a person who has no real control over anything I say/do.

Lets think of the things he could possibly do to me:

1. Hack my computer and make it impossible to use.

2. Say mean things to me.

3. Fly to the U.S. and kick me in the stomach.

4. Get me so angry that I kill myself and mention "The Box" (in this context I don't mean a girls bits ... I'm talking about llearch) in my suicide note.

5. Keep trying to "own" me so that I leave.

But in reality ... not of the things above matter.

If he hacks my computer, big deal ... I'll get a new one. This computer is 100% empty, aside from Civilization IV and a couple of pictures of my cats being awesome. He can continue to say mean things to me, but I can guarantee that I am able to out douche any douchbag on here. If he wants to fly to the U.S. and kick me, I will give him my address and record it for all to see. If I make him angry enough to do that, then I probably deserve to be kicked in the stomach. I won't hit back (unless he decides to do anything aside from the aforementioned kick ... or if he doesn't want to cuddle after kicking me in the stomach). My theory is this: who really is the winner in that fight? I made a person so angry that he hopped on an airplane (aeroplane) and went to the Mid-West (HYPHEN-WIN!) to kick me in the stomach for a post I made on an internet forum. I believe I would win the "Better Douche Award". Also, I will never kill myself because I am way awesome and love the poopy out of my life; and if a forum made me kill myself ... then I probably deserved to die anyway. Also ... I will never leave, view me as a cancer or virus ... but I am here to stay.

Now ... lets get dangerous.

Edit: Took out all curse words. I don't want to offend the weak-hearted (HYPHEN!!!) or get people fired from jobs they are probably doing poorly anyway (the unemployment rate is already high enough ... I don't want to pay more taxes for you people).

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I am glad to know that there is at least one person in this forum that has the testicles to call me out on my post (even if it was a poor attempt to get me riled to the point of a flame war).

Attempt? Oh, no, good sir. I wasn't attempting to get you riled. I do believe you have misunderstood the thrust of my suggestion. I was attempting to correct your typing, grammar and spelling, so that the other readers of the forum, some of whom have a much looser grasp of The Queen's English than your or I (or, at least, I; you're still proving your own), could manage to follow the conversation without undue stress and strain.

And lo and behold, it worked.

The fact that you are moderately trying to offend me is less offensive and more humorous. Also, the word "reenact" does not require a hyphen (unless that is one of the many differences between the Queens English and the bastardized American English). Good show, old chap ... but according to every US printed dictionary I could find, reenact has no hyphen. I will concede that perhaps at one time it was necessary ... but ... I'm not going to ever correct it in the future.

Really? I shall chalk it up to yet one more unnecessary change that Webster hindered your poor nation with, and let it slide, then. Although, according to dict.org, the 1913 Webster lists it as an alternative to reenact.

My post, as you probably haven't figured out because you are to busy trying to "own" people on the internet (which is wrong, because slavery has been abolished in most civilized countries/states for years) was meant to sound confusing. I took words out on purpose because that is what humors (humours) me, and I could give two shits if your sophisticated brain was unable to interpret what I was saying.

That's a shame. See, this being a forum, it is a media for nothing other than communication. And, since communication requires both sending and receiving the information, I can only guess that you don't wish to communicate. You talk to me, I talk back to you. We exchange information, and both of us leave the richer for the experience, at least in theory.

Which leads me to wonder what you are doing here in the first place. Have you any ideas along those lines?

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go to my lorry and put a body in the boot.

I hope you don't leave it in there. They tend to degrade in the heat, and that causes all sorts of problems.

And, of course, in the current weather, if you leave the car outside, the body is likely to freeze to the carpet, leading to a whole new set of problems.

Lets think of the things he could possibly do to me:

1. Hack my computer and make it impossible to use.

2. Say mean things to me.

3. Fly to the U.S. and kick me in the stomach.

4. Get me so angry that I kill myself and mention "The Box" (in this context I don't mean a vagina ... I'm talking about llearch) in my suicide note.

5. Keep trying to "own" me so that I leave.

But in reality ... not of the things above matter.

I do believe you missed one. I could always exclude you from the forum, and then enjoy my pleasant, peaceful afternoon.


... but where's the fun in that?

He can continue to say mean things to me, but I can guarantee that I am able to out douche any douchbag on here.

Do you include Darkmoon in that? Because, in my experience, he's pretty good at that sort of thing, despite needing a bit of a run-up to get going.


And, I should add, here, that I'm pleased to see you're going to stay, even if you are sadly misled as to my meaning. Hopefully, if I continue to argue my point clearly and constructively, you'll see the error of your ways, and we can remain friends. Or at least respectfully accept one another as enemies of quality and taste.

Awaiting your undoubtedly delightful response...

[Darkmoon]

The run up is the best part. It's all about drawing in the prey, getting them worked up, so that once the real douchebaggery happens, they're actively trying to "win", never seeing that they've gotten in so deep there is no winning, let alone an hope for escape.

Warms the place in my chest where my heart should be.

[Doctor Smoov]

I apologize that I am not quoting everything you say ... I am on my cellphone, and it is difficult for me to do that.

I honestly don't know why I'm on these forums. Perhaps as a way to entertain myself during an otherwise boring day at work (I know, hypocritical of me) or perhaps I just enjoy simple communicating.

I really, and truly, don't know. I'm sort of making this up as a go along.

Also, as I said in another thread, I'm not just entertaining myself ... there are others that I am working for ...  

While it is true that re-enact is an alternative to reenact; my point still stands ... reenact is not grammatically incorrect. Not that it should matter, because almost everything in my initial posting was completely unreadable. I suppose I do appreciate you trying to turn a turd into a diamond.

You could exclude me, but from what little I know about you (we have met before, and I believe we spoke a few times ... if you think hard enough you should remember, you're a smart cookie ... I believe in you!) your personality would not allow it.

Also ... Darkmoon and I are on par (in my opinion) at douchbaggery, and I'm glad to have met someone who is educated and articulate on a forum. I do not wish to be enemies, because we could probably have much more fun if we work together.

The run up is the best part. It's all about drawing in the prey, getting them worked up, so that once the real douchebaggery happens, they're actively trying to "win", never seeing that they've gotten in so deep there is no winning, let alone an hope for escape.

Warms the place in my chest where my heart should be.

If this were Facebook, I would "Like" the hell out of this post.

Edit:
Fixed your post for you, since you say you're using a phone. Hope you don't mind.
 -- llearch

I do not mind at all; thank you!

[Brunhidden]

unless that is one of the many differences between the Queens English and the bastardized American English

so far i have yet to hear a single British person speak 'The Queens English', what the typical britt speaks is more akin to shoving an elderly parrot down a garbage disposal. while i admit that many americans have trouble speaking coherently i hear what i would refer to as 'oxford english' far more often in the states

also, llearch does not count, he may live in the united kingdoms but he is actually a kiwi not a limey


Edit- no i am not calling him a fruit

[Doctor Smoov]

You are giving the British language way to much credit ...

[VAE]

You are giving the British language way to much credit ...

Not "way to much credit" but "way to a lot of credit"

[ShadesFox]

Oh yes, we have seen what happens when there is too much credit given. Economic meltdowns are not fun.

[Brunhidden]

assuming Americans don't speak 'English', who does?

[VAE]

assuming Americans don't speak 'English', who does?

Pretend that the USA is greyed out, and there you have it

[Brunhidden]

okay, the sad part is that india would probably be one of the closest to 'the queens english' shown

but if we are going on who actually speaks it the best we should just rename the language 'newzelander'

[Darkmoon]

Well now I know all the places I can visit.

[VAE]

Technically you can visit more places than that... just that you wouldn't be able to understand most people there.

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

Date Registered:  2011-02-13, 20:15:40
Last Active:  2011-02-16, 23:00:34

Also ... I will never leave, view me as a cancer or virus ... but I am here to stay.

Clearly, this was a lie told to scare small children at night.

I'd wondered about Rule Fourteen.


[I really do hope he comes back, he sounds like a barrel of laughs.]

[Darkmoon]

Read the rules. Don't resurrect long-dead threads.

[bill]

the doctor.... is out