12/06/09 [DMFA XMAS #3] Here Comes Santa Clause, Here Co-*Grind! Crunch! Mash!*

[TheAuldGrump]

Bad kangaroo rat! Bad!

The Auld Grump, straight to the naughty list with you!

*EDIT* Added Linky.

[Jacob Darkk]

Title probably sucks, first time starting a topic for a comic. ever.

Jyrras really doesn't like pigeons it seems, who can blame him.  If that is Santa, then now it seems we know why Jyrras doesn't believe in him, Santa tries to avoid death trap rooftops.  Only reason he has to go this year is Deebs.  But i think Jyrras will still get something in his stocking, the repair bill for one slay, millions of toys, and the vet bill for 9 reindeer.


(edit) Seems the topic isn't mine anymore, oh well, maybe next time.

[Jasonrevall]

if santa dies, does that mean jyrras is the new santa claus?

[e_voyager]

personally i don't think he could fit the role. too skinny way too skinny

[Wanderer]

personally i don't think he could fit the role. too skinny way too skinny

You didn't see that movie with Tim Allen, did you?

I figure if Santa were coming to Jyrras' place, he'd wear power armor.

[terrycloth]

Oh, here I was thinking of the Sluggy Freelance Holiday Wars. Santa is a good holiday to get -- you stop time for everything except yourself (and maybe the easter bunny) until you've delivered presents to every kid in the world. Imagine what Jyrass could do with infinite time!

[Wanderer]

Oh, here I was thinking of the Sluggy Freelance Holiday Wars. Santa is a good holiday to get -- you stop time for everything except yourself (and maybe the easter bunny) until you've delivered presents to every kid in the world. Imagine what Jyrass could do with infinite time!

Just thinking about Sluggy gives me a headache. The archives were HUGENORMANTIC five years ago when I read them. I don't even want to imagine what they're like now...

But I did read that storyline. It was... odd. Like everything else in that comic.

[e_voyager]

personally i don't think he could fit the role. too skinny way too skinny

You didn't see that movie with Tim Allen, did you?

I figure if Santa were coming to Jyrras' place, he'd wear power armor.

eh i don't watch too many movies but i was actually referring what Jy's mother said about him and Lorenda in comic 330

[TheAuldGrump]

Title probably sucks, first time starting a topic for a comic. ever.

Jyrras really doesn't like pigeons it seems, who can blame him.  If that is Santa, then now it seems we know why Jyrras doesn't believe in him, Santa tries to avoid death trap rooftops.  Only reason he has to go this year is Deebs.  But i think Jyrras will still get something in his stocking, the repair bill for one slay, millions of toys, and the vet bill for 9 reindeer.


(edit) Seems the topic isn't mine anymore, oh well, maybe next time.

Don't worry - there will be a next time. And I only beat you by 24 seconds - mine was not up when you started posting, I just hit Post sooner.

My title wasn't any better, so I may have gotten first post, but you got the title!

[Black Knight]What say we call it a draw![/Black Knight]

The Auld Grump

[JackTheCubiWolf]

NOOOOOOOO!! NOT SANTA!!

Jy's definitely on the naughty list now.

[Brunhidden]

now i have to wonder what the heck a cthulu defense grid would look like

[Failcakes]

now i have to wonder what the heck a cthulu defense grid would look like

Lots of tentacles, and maybe some madness.

[Baal Hadad]

"Crap"?   

That's all you have to say about it?

[Janus Whitefurr]

I approve of Jyrras' overly elaborate rooftop defenses. I want.

[iownpants]

Non-Euclidean Cthulhoid Defense Grid sounds like the coolest thing Jy has ever made, ever.  The power of madness and tentacles, mwahahaha

[Sienna Maiu - M T]

My, the comic has taken a predictable little turn ^-^

But i think Jyrras will still get something in his stocking, the repair bill for one slay, millions of toys, and the vet bill for 9 reindeer.

That typo is probably more apt than it really ought to be >.>

Only reason he has to go this year is Deebs.

I was thinking the same thing.




Who wants to take bets on that Santa is actually a Fae?

[Escher]

My, Jyrras really walked into that one, didn't he? Saying the equivalent of "Oh, that could never happen!" in that fashion is almost as bad as saying "This should be easy!" or "Nothing could possibly go wrong!" or "This is going to be the best and most memorable wedding you and Hennya will ever have!"

[Tapewolf]

Fantastic.  Abel's expression of despair in the button below the comic is rather appropriate too.

[Zedd]

Shall we let Deebs poke the cadaver with a pointed stick?

[thegayhare]

I'm seeing jyrras all concered over te poor man while deebs tries to hide a massive sack full of goodies

[Chaos]

i stop you all, for a moment, to realize the true cool factor of the following;

The Reverse Tesla Atmospheric harvester, a device that acts as a lightning rod, but stores the energy. Go MAD SCIENCE!

The Nanoshard Ozone Monitoring System, which shouldn't factor in, due to it's size, but maybe it's also sharp? Still, cool.

Non-Euclidean Cthuloid Defense Grid!?! Umm??? Used for air traffic control... yes...

The Motion-Responsive Master Blaster Array. Um, if this isn't dealing with a video game, I would think he's a little paranoid. But most importantly, He's calculated the most optimum route using all known air currents... wow.

[bradypodidae]

Who wants to take bets on that Santa is actually a Fae?

That was my thought as well, and we know how much love Jyrras has for the Fae. Anyway, if not Fae, isn't Santa by definition a magical entity?

For some reason Albanion keeps coming to mind... hmmm.

[Sprocketsdance]

... master blaster array... 

One Santa enters... no Santa leaves 

[Fex]

Angry Santa is Angry

I am happy to not be in Jyras shoes.

[Chakat Blackspots]

Who wants to take bets on that Santa is actually a Fae?

I think in the Furrae universe, this would make the most logical sense given that Santa is basically a magical being

eh i don't watch too many movies but i was actually referring what Jy's mother said about him and Lorenda in comic 330

While my Mom was never like this, my grandmother on my Dad's side certainly was.  She wanted to take us away from my Mom and fatten us up because she thought me and my brother was too thin.

[Caswin]

Alright, even if it's not canon, those descriptions (Mab's enchantments especially) intrigue me and make me wish to hear more.

On a different note, if I wasn't hooked before, I am now.

[Janus Whitefurr]

... master blaster array... 

One Santa enters... no Santa leaves 

So Jyrras is the Master, then.

Does that make Dan or Abel Blaster?

*wanders off distracted by the idea of people calling Jy their master.*

[ishidan]

... master blaster array... 
One Santa enters... no Santa leaves 

So Jyrras is the Master, then.
Does that make Dan or Abel Blaster?
*wanders off distracted by the idea of people calling Jy their master.*

No, no, you need someone who can crank up the "oversized rampaging thug" on demand.  Dan and Abel are both too skinny (shapeshifting ability notwithstanding).

Lorenda.

[ishidan]

Hint for Chaos: MasterBlaster is a character in an old Mel Gibson movie called Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome.  It's actually two people-a megalomaniac genius midget that runs the power plant for a post-apocalyptic settlement(Master) and his giant thug (Blaster) who usually carries Master around on his back.  Mel Gibson (as Mad Max Rockatansky) becomes a pawn in a power struggle between them and the town's leader, Aunty Entity (Tina Turner).

[Naldru]

Master Blaster is also a character in the old Saturday morning cartoon show Kidd Video.  Given Amber's previous references to Fraggles and Captain N, this would also seem to be a possible source.

Kidd Video started in 1984 and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome was in 1985.

Stevie Wonder also had a song entitled Master Blaster (Jammin') in 1980.