fire an object (out of a cannon) at the next poster!

[information-dead]

basically this game explains its own rules. you fire an object out of a cannon at the next poster, no firing the same object twice, no double posting. you must also type your reaction to the last poster shot. the reaction can be anything, the object can be anything(if you don't know what something is, don't respond to it pleas, for you may ruin a joke). I'll start

*fires himself at the next poster* wheeeeeeeeee!

[trihin]

Sidesteps at the last moment then cleans up the mess.

Fires a razor-backed nexu at TNP(It's the four eyed cat thing from Geonosis in star wars episode 2)

[information-dead]

eats the nexu.

*ouch*

*firs the next posters soul at the next poster!!!* "that'll surprise 'em"

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

*ignores the attack, because he is a disembodied soul*


*Fires an ax at the next poster.*

[Jairus]

*dodges axe which goes into block of ballistics gel*

*Adam Savage from Mythbusters shows up* "This is your head," *pats block* "and this is your head with an axe in it." *pats axe* "Any questions?"

*fires tissue box at next poster*

[information-dead]

*catches it with his face and blows nose*

''thanks"


*fire 666 ton weight at next person(yes, i said 6-6-6)*

[Lisky]

*points and laughs as the object barely clears the barrel*

*Fires a large, blue and white tiger with horns*

[information-dead]

*catches the horns in his gut and kils the tiger, keeping the horns as a trinket*

*fires ozzy osborne at TNP.

[techmaster-glitch]

*rocks out to Crazy Train*

*fires Girl Genius' awesome steampunk in pure concentrated awesome steampunk form at next poster*

[information-dead]

*catches it in computer*

*fires a dirty public kaibo(a boy-scout name for port-o-toilet) at TNP*

[Slowtini]

*smacks it down in midair* Son, I'm an eagle scout. We never called portajohns "Kaibos"

*fires self at TNP*

[Lisky]

*points and laughs as duke mistakes the snake thing for a stick, and catches it in mid air, the proceeds to prance around, looking all proud of himself for finding such an awesome new 'toy'*

*fires a small canister of hydrogen at TNP*

[information-dead]

*lights a match right as it hits* "oh sh-" *boom!*


*fires poke-ball at TNP*

[Kipiru]

Pikachu! Use your Once In A Lifetime Super Awesome Autumn Storm Mega Shocking High Voltage Cute Eyed Spreme Lightning Bolt to divert that ball!

PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUU!

*fires a raging Mow at TNP*

[Teh_Hobo]

*attempts to eat Mow*

*fires a smaller cannon at TNP*

[information-dead]

*watches, points and laughs as the cannon lands barely three feet away*


*fires hannibal lecter at TNP*

[Kipiru]

*awaits Mr Lecter with a fork and knife*

*fires an angry transforming Nokia cell phone at TNP*

[Lisky]

*catches the phone and promptly throws it at TNP to avoid roaming charges*

*Fires 1 infected from 28 Days Later at TNP while they're distracted with the cell phone from hell*

[muse]

*throws phone at infected. they both die*

*fires +7543 cannonball of originality at TNP*

[Draken]

*Uses a +7544 cannonball of originality to counter the shot*

*Fires a few snakes on a model plane*

[Jairus]

*calls animal control because he's not sure if they're poisonous*

*fires Mace Windu at the next poster*

[Lisky]

*bows to the awesome that is mace windu, then proceeds to load own cannon with next object*

*fires 1 morbidly obese man, who happens to be a cannibal, carrying a chihuahua at TNP*

[FreeFull]

No, not him again! Last time I got eaten! *barely dodges*

*fires Lemon Demon at TNP*

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

*dances to the ultimate showdown*


*Fires a symbol of torment at the next poster*

[Caswin]

*Holds up a shirt and catches the symbol on it*

Hm, not bad.

*Fires a giant drill at the next poster*

[Vidar]

* goes all TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGAN against giant drill, and shatters it to pieces *

*fires 300 SPARTANS AT THE NEXT POSTER. *

SPARTAAANS!!! PREPARE FOR GLORY!!

[e_voyager]

calls for suspension of disbelief and blocks the spartans with a GN that becomes the 300.

fires a probably matrix at the next poster

[Lisky]

*becomes mildly confused as to what a probably matrix even is*

*Fires SPARTY at the next poster* (MSU's Mascot)

[information-dead]

*blocks sparty with giant sheild*



<doctor>*fires tardis at TNP*<\doctor>

[yakanaj]

Stares blankly at the object on the floor... "What the..?"


Fires a giant blue squirrel at the next poster.  Watch out, he has teeth.