The ban game, v15

[Slowtini]

CorGAthA TaldoRthAr is banned because HURR, GAARA APPEARS IN THE LETTERS OF HIS NAME LINEARLY.

God damn subliminal naruto references.

[Noone]

Showtini is banned because:
Planescape Torment > subliminal naruto references.
Fact.

[Slowtini]

Kobra is banned because... Amnesiac Immortals?
That'd get annoying after a while.

[Noone]

Showtini is banned for insulting torment!
I CONSIGN YOU TO THE ABYSS!!!

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The1Kobra is banned  because I can't seem to access that video, although I'm perfectly willing to concede it's because this computer is awful.

[Slowtini]

Corgatha is banned bacause it's really not that impressive actually. My grandmother could consign somebody to the abyss better than that noob.

[shadowterm]

slowtini is banned by his grandmother.

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned by my great-grandmother. Oh wait, she's dead. Well, he's banned by my other great-grandmother... shucks, she's dead too. I seem to have run out of great-grandparents.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because my family tree is drawn with non-euclidean geometry.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because thanks to an accident involving a glass of water, a spoonful of acid, two lengths of wire, and a ping-pong ball, I am no longer allowed into the Alchemist's Guild.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because thanks to an accident involving a cat, and a dimensional portal, I am no longer allowed into the mages guild.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because due to an incident involving an empty (?) box, a blue police call box, and a pair of 3D glasses, I am no longer allowed to carry the universe in my pocket.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because due to an incident involving seven condoms, vinegar, prodigious amounts of baking soda, and a high rooftop, I am no longer allowed in Manhattan.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because due to an incident involving a Dratini and a Slowbro, I am no longer allowed to breed Pokémon.

[e_voyager]

Jairus is banned into a sub world were magic reigns for his crimes against the sciences. (also it was  not a universe you had it was a galaxy. as galaxy with stars in your pocket like grains of sand. ) if you read the article you'll see how well it fits you last line of discussion.

[Slowtini]

e_voyager isn't banned, as my mind is still reeling from Jairus's past statement.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I am his father. Well, his creator. Come here son, give me a big ol' hug! 

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for removing his ring.

[e_voyager]

boxy is banned because of the one ring
"One ring to rule them all,
one ring to find them,
one ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them."

[Mao]

e_voyager is banned for only giving us depressing poetry.  Darn it, why is everyone's poety either sad, lonely or depressing?  Don't you people have any joy left in your lives?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mao Laoren is banned for being insensitive.

And for removing the comment that wasn't there.

[Mao]

llearch is banned for trying to comment me out.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mao Laoren is banned for be unquotable.

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned, because-

Paper is my body, and ink my blood
I have copied over a thousand pages,
Unknown to filing, and unknown to organization,
Through the centuries, I have filed with great pain,
many pages for you
Yet these hands will never be free of papercuts again
So, as I count unlimited pages, work.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned for altering awesome things from Fate/Stay Night.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Mao Laoren  is banned by the pile of perpetual ignorage.

[Mao]

Corgi is banned for the juxtaposition of embellished bad-assery and cute and cuddly canines.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Mao Laoren is banned for lack of commentary.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Boxy is banned because of a lack of arms and legs

[Slowtini]

Corgarthar is banned due to a lack of RustOleum.