The ban game, v15

[Cogidubnus]

Corgatha is banned, because the true Gambler doesn't need to feel for pips or use loaded dice - luck is his mistress, and he rolls with ruby dice. He doesn't cheat, because winning isn't what he's after. The thrill of the seven, the longshot, the beaten odds, he feels Lady Luck's head on his shoulder - he is the great fool, the sucker for the one-way romance.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Cogi is banned because he believes in things like honor, luck, and romanticism.

(and I'm not a gambler. I'm a cheater!)

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned because

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is

The Ace of Spades!
The Ace of Spades!

Playin' for the high one, dancin' with the devil
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me
7 or 11, snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit, double stake or split

The Ace of Spades!
The Ace of Spades!

You know I'm born to lose
And gamblin's made for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't want to live forever

And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be

The Ace of Spades!
The Ace of Spades!

Corgi is banned for cheating at gambling.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because....

Lady's Luck's still a mystery
with her head on my shoulder,
and I don't know why
I still want her to dance
I guess that's all history
What it is is I'm older
And I'm still a fool
For a one-way romance

Her dice were red rubies
They rolled and they tumbled
And I never saw time
Running out with my roll
And in a wasteland of cut glass
My dreams have all crumbled
And I've paid with whatever
I had left for a soul

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because I haven't got the time to come up with a rhyme, it may just be a crime but I can't do it for a dime.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because it's actually a song, and in my opinion, not a bad one.

Also banned for terrible rhymes. 

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned because he should try to come up with a rhyme on the spot like that. Falderal and fiddly-dee, fiddly faddly foodle, all the wishers in the world are dizzy in the noodle.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned, because he didn't specify that it had to be an original rhyme!

I never saw a purple cow
and I hope to never see one
but I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned by a blade of blinding light,
That I draw from my side as I enter this fight,
A battle for all that we hold to be true,
As I charge to the fray with my mighty crew.
And I'm going to stop this here and now,
Before this stupid poem gets out of hand.

Yeah the only I could think of was cow, and I guess I won't stay to make my stand.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned by iambic and
enjambment, by sonnet and by troche,
by hexameter, and by ampersand,
and by a purely visual rhyme.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cogi is banned because what has science done?!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren is banned because it gave us the Aqueduct.

And the roads.

And the coliseum.

And... Yes, but what has science done for us lately?

[Cogidubnus]

llearch is banned, because it gave us the incandescent light bulb also.

[Mao]

Cogi is banned because I can't tell if he's complaining about the incandescent light bulb or not.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Mowser is banned by the wind that came out of blue hills.

[Slowtini]

Corgatha is banned because I had to reformat my computer.
Bye Bye, half a sememster's worth of work...

[Jairus]

Slowtini is not banned, because that totally freaking sucks.

I have an external harddrive that keeps backups of everything... but I don't know if that would help you a lot.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is not banned, due to being sympathetic.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Slowtini is banned for failure to ban his intended target.

[Noone]

Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because he banned someone for refusing to ban someone for showing mercy.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The1Kobra is banned FOR I AM A MERCYKILLER! (And because I need to change avatars now)

[Noone]

Corgatha Taldorthar is banned because I prefer Nordom over Vhialor anyways.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The1Kobra is banned for giving away all of my (sadly obvious) references.

[e_voyager]

Corgatha Taldorthar is banned by having an identity crisis

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

E_Voyager is banned because my new identity is kewl

[e_voyager]

Corgatha is banned because E is the summation function.

[gh0st]

e_voyager is banned because you can't seem to rhyme the word orange.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

gh0st is banned by something strange.

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned by something trivial.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Ren Gaulen is banned by something that SHOUTS A LOT!