The ban game, v14

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because scouting was actually quite fun.
How often is it that you're actually ALLOWED, and ENCOURAGED to set fires in the woods?

Not to mention that it's rather peaceful out in the forest

[Jairus]

Slowtini is not banned, because the woods are indeed peaceful.

You are banned, however, because the only way I've ever been able to start a fire is with a lighter. I think I've maybe gotten one, maybe two, matches to light.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because lighting matches is actually quite easy.

If it's a book of matches, flip the cover over to the back so it's covering the striker strip, pinch the head of the match near the end, in between the back of the book and the striker-strip, and pull.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I know that, I've still had exceptional difficulty in doing it.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned due to uncooperative fingers.
ON THAT NOTE I MUST BE OFF TO BED.

Dreamland Beckons!

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned that we may rest! Pleasant dreams!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because the problem with having an open mind (to go back a couple of pages) is that people tend to come along and put things in it.

[Jairus]

Boxy is not banned because he makes a good point: one must at least have a filter of some kind in order to protect one's mind from the trash and filth of society. You are, however, banned because as a currently empty box, people tend to come along and put things in you.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned for thinking that I'm empty.

I'm never empty. Unless you're looking for something you stored earlier.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because he is clearly a nth-dimensional object, with infinite+1 space stored within him thanks to fractal edges of space-time. Or I'm just rambling in my sleep-deprived state.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because a Santa Ana Condition is ripping trees to shreds.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because he should be careful.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned by a Coriolis storm.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Ren is banned for contributing to the heat death of the universe.

[Noone]

Kitsune Ascendant is banned for trying to stop the death of the Universe. Vas Kal Corp!

[Ren Gaulen]

Kobra is banned because there are only four things that can save the universe: Spiral power, Getter rays, G Stone and courage!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because were one to combine those four together, the universe would end. And it would be awesome.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because I will try that one day.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because those four things combined, actually form a rather effective Toaster.

It can even do bagels.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Slowtini is banned because my toaster is possessed.

[Dagardo]

Kitsune's possessed toaster bans him.

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned because I'm pretty sure that by "Possessed" he meant that the toaster was in his possession.

[Dagardo]

Slowtini is banned because all toasters are evil in a possessed kinda way

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned because the only evil toaster I know of, is the Amityville Toaster.

[Dagardo]

Slowtini is banned for not knowing many toasters.

[Slowtini]

Dagardo is banned because I know of PLENTY of toasters.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I know a brave one.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

Jairus is banned for making me miss my childhood. Simpler life, classic movies, and saturday morning tv worth getting up at 7:00 for

[Jairus]

Kitsune is banned because DVDs allow me to relive all of those old cartoons. Ah, Freakazoid...

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because YouTube does, as well.