The ban game, v14

[Kitsune Ascendant]

VSMIT is banned because youtubing that stuff is of questionable legality and I'd rather not risk it.
And why wasn't I notified that there are freakazoid dvds?!

[Jairus]

Kit is banned because he didn't ask.

[Jer-oh-me]

Jai's banned cause he is, and I'm slightly drunk.

[VSMIT]

Jer-oh-me is banned for being only slightly drunk.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned because in my life, I've been RIP ROARIN DRUNK...
However, it was only once, and it made me swear off alcohol for the rest of my life.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because one beer at one of my parent's parties was enough to take the glamor out of alcohol.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because well, I was eleven, and my grandma had just died... 

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because the death of my grandparents or parents is the only occasion where I'll think of getting drunk.

[Cogidubnus]

JaiJai is banned because a little alcohol to relax can be nice every now and again, but as in many things in life, the key is often moderation. One does not have to get rip roaring drunk to enjoy alcohol. Of course, I'm sure he was already aware of these things.

[Slowtini]

Cog is banned because, have you ever seen how a cartoon character looks when they try to portray it as drunk?

All staggering around, unable to even stand up.
If someone lets go of their arm, they just fall down.

That was me.
I almost died.
It scared me off alcohol FOREVER

[Cogidubnus]

Cog is banned because, have you ever seen how a cartoon character looks when they try to portray it as drunk?

All staggering around, unable to even stand up.
If someone lets go of their arm, they just fall down.

That was me.
I almost died.
It scared me off alcohol FOREVER D:

Well, from what I understand, you were also only eleven - and at that age, you're going to be a lot smaller, and thus smaller amounts of alcohol will do more. Kids aren't supposed to drink for a reason, and it sounds like you might have had quite a bit of the stuff too.

Also, in keeping with the theme of the thread, you are banned.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because that was a very touching story.

Cog is banned for sniping me.

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned by a horde of ravenous wildebeest. on fire. that have telekinetic powers.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned, because I have the power to kill a Wildebeest from one hundred yards away! With MIND BULLETS! 

[Slowtini]

VSMIT is banned, because I have the power to kill a Wildebeest from one hundred yards away! With MIND BULLETS! 

Cog is banned for not banning me.

[Cogidubnus]

Slowtini is banned because now I only ban Wildebeest.

Wait.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned for implying that I am a large African mammal.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because technically you are. If I recall, humans evolved in Africa, and we are fairly large mammals all things considered. So, technically you are a large African mammal.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because my recent ancestry places me in Asia and Europe.  And it's been so long since the descendants of African peoples migrated there, they have become different races.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because my more recent ancestry is Europe, but since I was earlier speaking on a technical issue, it really was stretching things. Or I don't know what I'm saying. Can the next person ban me for making no sense?

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because he did make sense, and also because he didn't make sense to himself.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that's a frightening thought. I should probably go to bed shortly.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I've discovered that when sleep-deprived, a lot of things that do make sense don't make sense to you.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because if we extend that a little further, something I write when I am absolutely exhausted will make perfect sense. This is an experiment we should attempt someday when I don't have three classes the next day.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because this does seem like a good idea.  I just wouldn't want to moderate it.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I can't think of anyone who would want to.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because Ren or llearch might.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I've just thought of a problem: what if it makes so much sense, that people dismiss it out of hand? Like, "get along with each other?"

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because then that would just lead to another discussion.  I would like to try having a discussion on a volatile topic when both parties are immensely sleep-deprived.  That would lead to some interesting conversations.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because that sounds absolutely hilarious.