The ban game, v13

[Jairus]

L is banned because the Dark Side leads to cake. And it isn't a lie.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned because the cake leads to heresy! ..And then it starts all over again..

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because if the Dark Side led to peanut butter cookies, it wouldn't be heresy.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because any kind of pastry leads to heresy!

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because Commissar Zengar will now cleave and smite pastry.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned because I don't understand what he's talking about. Is a pastry heresy? Is it idleness?! Heresy grows from idleness!

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because idleness leads to heresy! Heresy leads to the Dark Side! Dark Side leads to Chaos! Chaos leads to Absolut Heresy!!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I've always wondered if you mix Absolut Heresy with Oranj, it is a heretical screwdriver?

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because now I have to try that.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is not banned in the name of discovery and progress. He is, however, banned because he has no Oranj to attempt this with - merely lemon lime.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because the staff seems to have some kind of plot..

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned because i need to sleep.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned to his rest.

[Mao]

Ren is banned so I can rest.

[e_voyager]

Mowser is banned because i must visit my folks before i may rest

[VSMIT]

Spanky is banned because he should just get it over with.

[Cogidubnus]

VSMIT is banned because,

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
but I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep,
and miles to go before I sleep.

*sends E a cup of coffee to keep him awake, and a pillow for when he has time to sleep*

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is not banned for being such a nice person.

[Mao]

Ren is banned for being too nice and not banning Cogi.

[Cogidubnus]

Mowser is banned in retaliation.

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned for vengeance.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned for JUSTICE!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned FOR THE KIIIIING *epic charge, swords, distant notes of brass*

[VSMIT]

Cog is banned by Maximus Decimus Meridius.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third. But you can call her Dot. Call her Dotty, and you die.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned for reminding me of an RP'er of old, and an RP'er that's still around here.

"This is Richard. Call him Dick and die." still gives me giggles.

[Jairus]

Cogi is banned by my Uncle Dick. He plays an oboe in the Philadelphia Orchestra.

[Lady Buggery]

Cogi is banned by my Uncle Dick. He plays an oboe in the Philadelphia Orchestra.

Jairus is banned for not hooking me up with some tickets for that! (I love the phili orchestra) T_T

[Ren Gaulen]

Redwing is banned by a Random Ban Generator.

[Jairus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by a whale suddenly falling out of the sky.