The ban game, v13

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for not attempting a Queen's Gambit.

[Noone]

Illearch n'n'daCorna is banned because I prefer the Sicilian line.

[Ren Gaulen]

Kobra is banned because I prefer to ban.

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned because the bans just keep one coming.

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because I have opened BANS (against the orders).

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for being incoheent. *cough*

[Ren Gaulen]

L is banned because LEAVE MY COHEENCY ALONE, LLEARCH!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for thinking we'd give him an even break.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because I'm going to give him a Limit Break - Cliff Racers! Thousands of them..

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned because i have now clue what that was. 

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned because that was a swarm of ugly, freaky, carnivorous mutant bird things.

[e_voyager]

Ren is banned because now i remember "ties of blood and silver".

[Ren Gaulen]

E is banned for reminding me of that one song, on the other hand..
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the Ban Whale!
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail!
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky!
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye!

BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!
BAN WHALE - HOLY GRAIL!

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because NOW I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE OF THE WHITE WHALE, AND PUT A BIG B& SYMBOL ON IT. THANKS. 


THE ABOMINATION IS COMPLETE!

[Lady Buggery]

Slowtini is banned for not vanquishing the white whale!

[VSMIT]

Ahab is banned for wanting to kill a whale.

[Ren Gaulen]

VSMIT is banned because I am Ahab.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because I am Spartacus.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I'm Brian!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because this is Sparta.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because NO!
This is NOT Sparta.
How many times must I tell you this?!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Slowtini is banned because I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

[Lady Buggery]

L is banned because this is madness.

[Ren Gaulen]

Redwing is banned because madness leads to heresy.

[e_voyager]

Ren  is banned because i have no ideal what he means. this is perfectly normal.

[Jairus]

e_voyager is banned because madness is heresy. Tasty, tasty heresy.

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned for failing to man the harpoons yet. We still have a whale to ban, man!!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because he forgot that the whale bans Ahab.

[Lady Buggery]

V is banned because in soviet Russia, whale bans you!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Redwing X is banned because heresy leads to smoking. Smoking leads to munchies. Munchies lead to the Dark Side...